Student SMS You Must Read

Student SMS is your one stop destination to make every student feel special. Be it school, college, university or life, we are all students and lessons are going on one after the other. While we study and learn our lessons, why not share some humor with these wacky and creative Student SMS. Sometimes funny and other times wise, these SMS are sure to make you understand how important students are in all faculties. Students make this world a better place which is more fun to live in. We all are constantly learning something, and thus these Student SMS are meant for each and everyone of us. So share these fun teasers and wisdom pieces with all your student friends and family and see them smile with every SMS. A big high-five to every student out there!

A Student s Warning

A Student’s Warning to Teacher

Dear TEACHER if I sit next to my best friend, I’ll whisper to them. If you move me away, I’ll shout to them. Choice is your

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A Student Wrote A

A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad,
No Money, No fun.
Your Son.
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His Father Replied:
So Sad, Very Bad!
Your Dad

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A terror for the

A terror for the day
When I was studying in school my Teachers used to wear sun glasses..

Do you know why?

Because, I was such a BRIGHT STUDENT!

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Answers of a Brilliant

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Napolean die?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.

Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

Did the student Answer Anything Wrong…??? :0 😛 😛

Like if you Support this Student

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Every student gets an

Every student gets an opportunity to sleep,
talk and chat inside class.

But some miss those beautiful moments..

Those rascals are known as.
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TOPPERS!!

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Full form of HOMEWORK

Full form of HOMEWORK according to students – H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

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Full form of STUDY

Full form of STUDY according to students
…S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dancing, Youtube.

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Full form of TEXTBOOK

Full form of TEXTBOOK according to students – TEXTBOOK.
…TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.

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Height of Good LuckTeacher

Height of Good Luck

Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down..

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I go to university

I go to university, to attend CLASS .
…C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

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Maths sir what is

Maths sir: what is a line?

A genius answerd:

A line is a dot, going for a walk!

Sir:-so what are parallel lines.?

A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend

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NEW DISEASE FOUND STUDYTORIA

NEW DISEASE FOUND.
STUDYTORIA.
cause- lectures and book exposure.
host- student.
syptoms- head falling on table, auto closing of eyes.
signs- redness of eyes, memory loss, paranoia
spreads- student to student.
precaution- bunk classes, prevent exposures to books.
treatment- watch movies, attend canteen sessions, surf internet.
Share with all students so they don’t suffer from this disease.

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Physics would be much

Physics would be much easier if
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The tree itself had fallen on Newton
hahaha

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Principle to Students You

Principle to Students: You people must sleep atleast seven hours a day
Student: Impossible Sir. College is only for six hours

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SCHOOL LIFE Most Irritating

SCHOOL LIFE –
Most Irritating Moment – Morning Alarm
Most Difficult Task – To Find Socks
Most Dreadful Journey – Way To Class
Most Lovely Time – Meeting Friends
Most Tragic Moment – Surprise Test In 1st Period
Most Wonderful News – Teacher Is Absent

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Student Brain is like

Student Brain is like the…

Bermuda Triangle

Information goes in and then

It’s never found again

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Student s Law OfTension

Student’s Law Of
Tension
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Pressure Is Inversely
Proportional To The Number
Of Days Left For the Exams,
Where I WILL STUDY FROM TOMORROW
Remains Constant!

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Teacher Isaac Newton was

Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.

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There are three kinds

There are three kinds of students in the world.
Some make wonders happen,
Some see wonders happen,
And
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Others wonder what happened.

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Things I do when

Things I do when I have to study:
1% = Study.
99% = Tell people I have to study.

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To students who have

To students who have passed CONGRATULATIONS
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And to students who have failed DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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You will have new girls in your class now!

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When In School The

When In School, The First To Finish the EXAM meant,
OMG!! he Knows Everything!
Now at College, The 1st to finish means,
Even this bugger knows nothing!

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Why it is necessary

Why it is necessary to fall in love?
Because

If we are in love we are not able to sleep.
And
It is proved that without sleep we can study more.
So to get good marks fall in love.

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Why We Sometimes Write

Why We Sometimes Write Etc In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our Feelings

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