WhatsApp Messages SMS

WhatsApp SMS is a collection of messages that are funny, flirty, cute, wise, naughty, emotional, touching, weird, creative and full of life. Welcome to the most exclusive and interesting collection of Whatsapp SMS texts that can be share with your friends and family anytime, anywhere. We’ve created this collection with a lot of thought to give you the best Whatsapp Messages that are classy and sensible. Whoever you send these Whatsapp SMS to is sure to get impressed by your choice of messages. Some of these are such Funny Whatsapp Messages, you won’t be able to stop laughing even after you have read them. Some are touching and emotional Whatsapp messages that will reach straight to the heart of people you send them to. All in all this collection is your one stop destination to get the most popular WhatsApp SMS greetings, wishes and trolls. Though they are whatsapp messages, you can share them on Facebook, Twitter and other Social Networking sites to share the joy of good words and brilliant thoughts. Pick your favorite WhatsApp Message SMS today!

80 of boys have

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% have brains.

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A girl messaged me

A girl messaged me on Whatsapp
Please don’t put your pictures on whatsapp
I asked why?
She said – It’s difficult to wipe my lipstick marks from the phone each time.

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Changing Times Essay Writing

Changing Times:
Essay Writing Contest topic for School Students
A Day in the Life of Your Mother… without Whatsapp?

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Crazy people on my

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status ‘Sleeping’ since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.

2. Someone is ‘Driving’ since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!

3. Someone’s status is ‘Happy’ since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

4. Someone is always

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Crazy people on my

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.
5. From first day their status is,

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Dad entered Son s

Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.

He walked closer to him..
and played with his hair softly, sweetly

and….

BAAANNNG Slapped his face…

and said:

‘Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago’

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Father In Law was

Father In Law was hitting son in law with his show
Mother In Law: What happened?
Father In Law: I sent a WhatsApp message to this bugger from hospital telling him, You Have Become A Proud Father. This idiot forwarded that Message to everyone on his friendlist.

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Had a really great

Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

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Height of Whatsapp addiction

Height of Whatsapp addiction:
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A Boy’s fWhatsapp status:
“I am online during economics
lecture… Ha Ha Ha!!!”
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Comment from his professor:
“Get out of the class!”

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I dint change i

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉

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I just wanted all

I just wanted all of you know that I’m leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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after lunch!

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Imagine how interesting life

Imagine how interesting life would get if instead of ‘Last Seen At’ … Your WhatsApp Status Said ‘Last Seen With’

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New style warning by

New style warning by wife
The number of hours you spend on Whatsapp
Will be equal to the number of hours I will spend of ebay

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Please add me dear

Please add me dear…
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to the Whatapp group… is our national symbol of desperation!

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Sit in grief and

Sit in grief and depression for the whole day and nobody shows interest in knowing what’s wrong.
But smile seeing a message on your phone and the whole damn world wants to know what’s the message

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So I finally got

So I finally got a housekeeper, it’s my ex-wife.

She kept the house.

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The real story behind

The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp:
Recently Whatsapp sent a message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: ‘Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy Whatsapp now.’
Zuckerberg took it way too seriously!

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These days success of

These days success of marriage depends upon…
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the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone’s messages!

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Two things are infinite

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

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We are not addicted

We are not addicted to WhatsApp or
Facebook.
We only use it when we have time –
lunch time, break time, off time, no
time, this time, that time, any time
and all the time!

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Whatsapp creators are damn

Whatsapp creators are damn imaginative. They have made sure that ladies chat and there’s no noise also!

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Whatsapp Last seen timeCan

Whatsapp Last seen time
Can really damage your relationship.

Funny but true.

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When life puts you

When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

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Whenever i think of

Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

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