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1 000 people get

1,000 people get swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. 28,000,000 get AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.

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1 5 Grade I

1-5 Grade: “I want to go to Middle School” 6-8 Grade: “I want to go to High School!” 9-12 Grade: “I want to go back to Kindergarten!”

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1 Battery left Me

1% Battery left. Me: Challenge accepted!

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1 Call everybody s

1. Call everybody´s attention 2. Go to Google 3. Type Drunk Naked Midget Clown 4. Done! Now everybody at work knows you are a pervert.

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1 Denial 2 Anger

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance … The 5 stages of buying petrol.

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1 Denial 2 Anger

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance … The 5 stages of buying petrol.

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1 out of 5

1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness. So, if you look around and you don’t see the other 4 people, they’re out having fun without you.

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1 Vodka is made

1) Vodka is made from potatoes. 2) Potatoes are vegetables. 3) Vegetables are good for you. You’re welcome.

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1 Vodka is made

(1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are good for you. You’re welcome.

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10 million people share

10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means shit.

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10 minutes No text

10 minutes… No text back? Looks like I am going to sleep now. OH NOW YOU DECIDE TO REPLY!?

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10 of conflict is

10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice!

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10 Things I Hate

10 Things I Hate About You = YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU.

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10 Ways to Love

10 Ways to Love: listen, speak, give, pray, answer, share, enjoy, trust, forgive, promise.

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10 year olds have

10 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook… When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers.

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10 Years Billions of

?10 Years, Billions of dollars, Thousands of soldiers dead, and state of the art technology. The USA finally found Bin Laden… In his house

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10 years from now

10 years from now, one of the hardest challenges our kids will face will be finding a username that’s still available!

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100 of people who

100% of people who use statistics in casual conversations are annoying!

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11 year olds today

11 year olds today: Omg I luv smokin pot. I get lyke so drunk. Yolo! Me when I was 11: I can’t wait to go home and play Club Penguin!

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12 22 2012 Teacher

12/22/2012: Teacher: Where’s your homework? You: Ummm… Yeah… I thought I was gonna die yesterday.

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12 years ago Worried

12 years ago: Worried about internet people finding me in real life. Now: Worried about people in real life finding me on the internet.

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15 of men see

15% of men see ” <3 " as a heart. 85% see " <3 " as a party hat on assets.

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1600 s Oh Romeo

1600’s: “Oh Romeo, I am writing to inform you that I have recieved your letter & I’ve been left quite speechless.” 2012: “K.”

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19 99 because 20

$19.99 because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money.

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2 hour movie 40

2 hour movie, 40 second making out scene… Guess which part your parents walk in on…..

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2012 Pick Up Lines

2012 Pick Up Lines: “I have a full tank of gas.”

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24 beers in a

24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!

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24 minutes of battery

24 minutes of battery left. Me: That’s enough time to finish. 6 minutes later, laptop shuts down. Bloody liar!

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25 years from now

25 years from now: Dad, how did you meet mom? “Well son, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that.”

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3 am text message

3 am text message. “Hey are you asleep?” “No, I am hunting zebras. What the hell do you want?”

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3 of the most

3 of the most common lies: 1. I love you. 2. We will be together forever. 3. You will use algebra in real life.

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3 words 8 letters

3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove, “I’m a zebra”.

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3 Words 8 Letters

3 Words, 8 Letters, 1 Meaning: Get a Life .

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3am text message Hey

3am text message. Hey are you asleep? – No I am scuba diving, what the hell do you want?

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4 out of 5

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

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4 wishes 1 To

4 wishes: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) Eat without getting fat.

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43 notifications later I

43 notifications later, I regret liking your status.

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5 minutes of extra

5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.

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5 Rules of Happiness

5 Rules of Happiness 1. Don’t Hate 2. Don’t Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply!

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5 simple rules to

5 simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

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6 THINGS WE SAY

6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL: 1. I’m tired. 2. I’m cold. 3. I don’t get it. 4. I’m hungry. 5. What time is it? 6. I want to go home.

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75 of my enemies

75% of my enemies were once my friends.

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77 of girls think

77% of girls think they’re ugly. 52% of girls think they’re fat. 100% of society should stop insulting girls for their appearances.

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8 planets 204 countries

8 planets. 204 countries. 807 island. 7 seas. 6,000,000,000+ people. and I am still SINGLE.

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80 of all people

80% of all people can’t do simple mathematics. Okay, but what about the 40% who can.

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80 of boys have

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% have brains.

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80 of the final

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

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87 of women like

87% of women like men in pink T-Shirt. But ironically, 91% of men in pink T-Shirt don’t like women.

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87 of young people

87% of young people have back pain. The other 13% have no computer.

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9 out of 10

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

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90 of the people

90% of the people that say “I’ll do this at home” never really do it at home….

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98 of guys are

98% of guys are hot. The other 2% go to my school.

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98 of the time

98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%

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A A job that

A) A job that’s fun. B) A job that’s legal. C). A job that pays well. Choose two! 😉

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A baby sitter is

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

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A babysitter is a

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

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A bank is a

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

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A beautiful girl is

A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.

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A beautiful mind is

A beautiful mind is a terrible thing to waste !

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A beautiful soul is

A beautiful soul is more precious than a beautiful face.

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A best friend isn

A best friend isn’t someone who’s just always there for you. It’s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.

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A bicycle can t

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

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A Big Mac Large

A Big Mac, Large fries, and a Diet Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

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A blonde girl asked

A blonde girl asked me, What does idk stand for? I replied, I don’t know. She replied, Oh my God, nobody does!

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A boy s facebook

A boy’s facebook status during class: I am online from class. Comment from his teacher: Beta test me 0 mila hai aa ke dekhega ya tag karun?

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A bug just landed

A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was on try and scare it away with the curser

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A bug landed on

A bug landed on my computer screen, and my first reaction was to scare it away with the mouse curser.

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A burp is just

A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.

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A cigarette shortens your

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!

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A clever person solves

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.

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A closed mouth is

A closed mouth is an open ear, the less you talk the more you hear.

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A co worker has

A co-worker has stopped acknowledging me in the hallway. Please tell me what I did to make you want to ignore me, so I can do it to others.

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A consultant is someone

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

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A cop pulled me

A cop pulled me over and said ”Papers…” So I said, ”Scissors, I win!” and drove off like a boss.

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A cop pulled me

A cop pulled me over and said Papers So I said, Scissors. I win. … and drove off.

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