Funny Valentines Day SMS and Jokes

14th feburary is valentines day. Enjoy a lot with your lover. Do whatever you like, but do not cross the limit because just after 9 months is children’s day.

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Happy Valentines Day

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That is you my love. Happy Valentines Day

Adam-Eve started to love. Romeo-Juliet introduced it. Devdas-Paro suffered for it. Laila-Majnu died for it. So my dear friends beware of it. Feb 14 is ahead.

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Hapy Valentine’s day

Buy one and get many free
Is the new Valentines Day offer
Make a guy your Valentine today
And get a free ATM, coolie and chauffeur
Happy Valentines Day

Close ur eyes
Relax ur body
stop breathing as long as U can
Now breath
I miss you as much as you missed the air.
Happy Valentines Day

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again? Please be my Valentine. Please!

Do you know why 14 Nov is Childrens Day. Its because it comes exactly after 9 months from Valentines day (14 Feb).

Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building.
Your Brain Says
Don’t Do It! You Will Die!
But Your Heart Says
Don’t stop, you will fly. Happy Valentine’s Day

For everything you have done
And everything you have been
Thankyou for being
My Alladin Ka jinn
I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day

Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.

Go to hell
coz I’m sure you can make it fun there as well
Happy Valentine’s Day

Hey my lovely love
Please don’t break my heart
Because broken hearts
Have no spare parts
Happy Valentines Day

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your love.
Be my Valentine.

I am opening an emotional bank account for you sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
Happy Valentines Day.

I’d have to get past “Hi!” somehow
To show you that I care,
But the right time is never now,
Especially when you’re there.
Please be my Valentine

I dont understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think of romance, the image on my mind is of a chubby toddler flying with a weapon.

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :). Happy Valentines Day.

I have said it before
I am saying it again
You are my medicine
For any kind of pain
Happy Valentines Day

I looked at your eyes
And God rung the bell
I want you to be my Valentine
Because you cook so well

Please be my Valentine.

I love him
Oh yes I do
He’s for me and not for you
So if by chance you take my place
I’ll punch you hard and break your face!
Happy Valentines Day

I, Me, Myself, Yes me, I
Really
Truly
Unmistakably
Unstoppably
Unavoidably
Crazily, Think about you!
Be my Valentine!

I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off bed, tumbled into light & all because you kissed me goodnight. Be my Valentine

I want to kiss your lips
I want to play with your teeth
I want to taste your tongue
Hey! don’t get angry friend
I am your toothpaste.
Happy Valentines Day

If you are single, dont get mad
Thank your stars & be glad
You might be alone and not so cool
But atleast you are not spending like a fool
Happy Valentines Day

If you delete this message thats bcoz you love me
If you save it thats bcoz you desire me
if you ignore it thats bcoz u miss me
So what u gonna do my Valnetine?

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
Happy hopeless Valentines Day

If you love me send me a gift
She told me and created a rift
I left that greedy girl and went away
Believe me, I am having the happiest Valentines Day

If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
Add wife, have life.
Happy Valentines Day

If you were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree. Happy Valentines Day.

In morning I dont eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you and at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry.
Please be my Valentine

In School, They Taught Me That
1 hour = 60 Minutes
1 Min = 60 Secs
But They Never Told Me That
1 Sec Without You = 100 Years
Happy Valentines Day

Love means to see someone with closed eyes, to miss someone, to find someone in every thought, to live for someone, but make sure that someone is one person.

Money Property Business and Name
Everything will soon be mine
Because a rich girl/boy has just agreed
To be my Valentine.

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.
Be my Valentine please!

My life was like an open bottle
From which everything flew away like a perfume
You came & fixed it right
May all find a ‘Dhakkan’ like you
Happy Valentines Day

Now-a-days peoples and relationships are like bluetooth.
If you stay close they stay connected,
And if u go away they find new devices!

Sallu loves Katrina
Hrithik loves Sussane
On this Valentine’s Day
Will you be my man?
Happy Valentines Day

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But none discovered you. I am a genius!
Be my Valentine!

The Nominees for my Valentine are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!

To all my friends who are commited:

Happy Valentine’s Day…..

and To all my friends who are single,
Happy Independance Day 🙂

To ask you to be my Valentine
I’d have to talk to you,
Something that in all this time
I’ve managed not to do.
Please be my Valentine.

When some love is gone,
It doesn’t mean you should
Be bitter.
It only means you need someone
Better.
Be my Valentine!

Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday… so be in Love everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

You are mine when I dream
Without you I wanna scream
I miss you when all alone
I can only text you on my phone
Let us meet & feel divine
Kindly be my Valentine

You made me smile and stole my heart
I was the target of your love dart
You hit on the spot, very well done
Our love story, has just begun
Happy Valentine’s Day

You will be the lucky one
To win gifts, food and wine
But if and only of you
Agree to be my Valentine

Waiting for your answer.

Your smile makes my days special
Your love makes life worth
Please thank your mom this Valentines Day
Thank her for giving you birth.
Happy Valentines Day