Funny Valentines Day SMS and Jokes
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14th feburary is valentines
14th feburary is valentines day. Enjoy a lot with your lover. Do whatever you like, but do not cross the limit because just after 9 months is children’s day.
4 roses just for
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Happy Valentines Day
48 2 Members can
48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That is you my love. Happy Valentines Day
Adam Eve started to
Adam-Eve started to love. Romeo-Juliet introduced it. Devdas-Paro suffered for it. Laila-Majnu died for it. So my dear friends beware of it. Feb 14 is ahead.
Breking News My Heart
Breking News:
My Heart for Sale
100% discount for your Girlfriends
Last Date:14Feb Hurry!
Hapy Valentine’s day
Buy one and get
Buy one and get many free
Is the new Valentines Day offer
Make a guy your Valentine today
And get a free ATM, coolie and chauffeur
Happy Valentines Day
Close ur eyes Relax
Close ur eyes
Relax ur body
stop breathing as long as U can
Now breath
I miss you as much as you missed the air.
Happy Valentines Day
Do you believe in
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again? Please be my Valentine. Please!
Do you know why
Do you know why 14 Nov is Childrens Day. Its because it comes exactly after 9 months from Valentines day (14 Feb).
Falling In Love Is
Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building.
Your Brain Says
Don’t Do It! You Will Die!
But Your Heart Says
Don’t stop, you will fly. Happy Valentine’s Day
For everything you have
For everything you have done
And everything you have been
Thankyou for being
My Alladin Ka jinn
I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day
Girl you are clever
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Go to hell coz
Go to hell
coz I’m sure you can make it fun there as well
Happy Valentine’s Day
Hey my lovely love
Hey my lovely love
Please don’t break my heart
Because broken hearts
Have no spare parts
Happy Valentines Day
I am in hospital
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your love.
Be my Valentine.
I am opening an
I am opening an emotional bank account for you sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
Happy Valentines Day.
I d have to
I’d have to get past “Hi!” somehow
To show you that I care,
But the right time is never now,
Especially when you’re there.
Please be my Valentine
I dont understand why
I dont understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think of romance, the image on my mind is of a chubby toddler flying with a weapon.
I finally got my
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :). Happy Valentines Day.
I have said it
I have said it before
I am saying it again
You are my medicine
For any kind of pain
Happy Valentines Day
I looked at your
I looked at your eyes
And God rung the bell
I want you to be my Valentine
Because you cook so well
Please be my Valentine.
I love him Oh
I love him
Oh yes I do
He’s for me and not for you
So if by chance you take my place
I’ll punch you hard and break your face!
Happy Valentines Day
I Me Myself Yes
I, Me, Myself, Yes me, I
Really
Truly
Unmistakably
Unstoppably
Unavoidably
Crazily, Think about you!
Be my Valentine!
I ran up the
I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off bed, tumbled into light & all because you kissed me goodnight. Be my Valentine
I want to kiss
I want to kiss your lips
I want to play with your teeth
I want to taste your tongue
Hey! don’t get angry friend
I am your toothpaste.
Happy Valentines Day
If you are single
If you are single, dont get mad
Thank your stars & be glad
You might be alone and not so cool
But atleast you are not spending like a fool
Happy Valentines Day
If you delete this
If you delete this message thats bcoz you love me
If you save it thats bcoz you desire me
if you ignore it thats bcoz u miss me
So what u gonna do my Valnetine?
If you fall in
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
Happy hopeless Valentines Day
If you love me
If you love me send me a gift
She told me and created a rift
I left that greedy girl and went away
Believe me, I am having the happiest Valentines Day
If you marry one
If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
Add wife, have life.
Happy Valentines Day
If you were asked
If you were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree. Happy Valentines Day.
In morning I dont
In morning I dont eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you and at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry.
Please be my Valentine
In School They Taught
In School, They Taught Me That
1 hour = 60 Minutes
1 Min = 60 Secs
But They Never Told Me That
1 Sec Without You = 100 Years
Happy Valentines Day
Love means to see
Love means to see someone with closed eyes, to miss someone, to find someone in every thought, to live for someone, but make sure that someone is one person.
Money Property Business and
Money Property Business and Name
Everything will soon be mine
Because a rich girl/boy has just agreed
To be my Valentine.
My heart problem has
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.
Be my Valentine please!
My life was like
My life was like an open bottle
From which everything flew away like a perfume
You came & fixed it right
May all find a ‘Dhakkan’ like you
Happy Valentines Day
Now a days peoples
Now-a-days peoples and relationships are like bluetooth.
If you stay close they stay connected,
And if u go away they find new devices!
Sallu loves Katrina Hrithik
Sallu loves Katrina
Hrithik loves Sussane
On this Valentine’s Day
Will you be my man?
Happy Valentines Day
Sherlock Holmes was an
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But none discovered you. I am a genius!
Be my Valentine!
The Nominees for my
The Nominees for my Valentine are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!
To all my friends
To all my friends who are commited:
Happy Valentine’s Day…..
and To all my friends who are single,
Happy Independance Day 🙂
To ask you to
To ask you to be my Valentine
I’d have to talk to you,
Something that in all this time
I’ve managed not to do.
Please be my Valentine.
When some love is
When some love is gone,
It doesn’t mean you should
Be bitter.
It only means you need someone
Better.
Be my Valentine!
Without Love dayz are
Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday… so be in Love everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day
You are mine when
You are mine when I dream
Without you I wanna scream
I miss you when all alone
I can only text you on my phone
Let us meet & feel divine
Kindly be my Valentine
You made me smile
You made me smile and stole my heart
I was the target of your love dart
You hit on the spot, very well done
Our love story, has just begun
Happy Valentine’s Day
You will be the
You will be the lucky one
To win gifts, food and wine
But if and only of you
Agree to be my Valentine
Waiting for your answer.
Your smile makes my
Your smile makes my days special
Your love makes life worth
Please thank your mom this Valentines Day
Thank her for giving you birth.
Happy Valentines Day