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Funny Shayari SMS for every poetic yet humorous heart to crack you up with laughter. A collection of creative and original Funny sher-o-shayari SMS that are sure to make you roll with laughter. These Funny shayaris SMS are so hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing. Some Funny SMS sher will keep running on your mind even after you are done reading these Fun Shayari SMS. Be it Funny love shayari, funny friendship shayari, funny relationship shayari, funny timepass shayari, every sher is a humor filled joke in itself. These Funny Shayri SMS are not just poems, but can be used as wishes and greetings too. So if anyone from your friends or family is having a rough day, one Funny Shayari SMS will make them laugh it away. Every Funny Shayari SMS message in this collection is 160 characters and yet, the jokes are so rib-tickling, you won’t be able to resist sharing these two line funny shayaris and four line funny shayaris on your Facebook wall and Twitter timeline. These Funny Shayari SMS messages for every age is your passport to a world of laughter. Enjoy Funny Shar-o-shayari SMS and laugh out loud.

Bas nazar uthake dekh

Bas nazar uthake dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi humein darane ki hum toh yun hi behosh ho jaate kya zaroorat thi muskuraane ki

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Bekabu hai dil phir

Bekabu hai dil phir bhi jiye ja raha hoon khaali hai botal par piye ja raha hoon koi bhi REPLY nahi karta phir bhi call kiye ja raha hoon.

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Bekabu hai dil phir

Bekabu hai dil phir bhi jiye ja rahahoon, khali hai botal phirbhi piye jarahahoon, majburi to dekho REPLY nahi mil raga, phirbhi call kiye jarahahoon?

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Bengaal ki gali main

Bengaal ki gali main paan ki dukan, devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, khake paan paro bolo”shukriya bhai jan”

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Bhula Kar Hume Wo

Bhula Kar Hume Wo Kya Khush Reh Payenge, Mere Jane Ke Baad Muskurayenge, Dua Hai Unhe Kabhi Dard Na Ho, Hum Seh Gaye Par Woh Toot Jayenge.

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Chaand ko garoor hai

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua? Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost langoor hai! Ha ha ha ha!!

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Chaand ko guroor hai

Chaand ko guroor hai ki uske paas noor hai, toh kya hua. mujhe bhi guroor hai ki mera dost langoor hai!

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Chaar ghante girlfriend ka

Chaar ghante girlfriend ka wait karne ke baad ladke ne arz kiya. Imtehaan ho gayi intezaar ki. . .Maa ki aankh aise pyaar ki….

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Chand par kaali ghata

Chand par kaali ghata chhati to hogi, Sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao duniya se, Magar akele mein tumeh apni SHAKAL pe hansi aati to hogi.

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Chand pe kaali ghata

Chand pe kaali ghata aati hogi, sitaaron ko muskurahat aati hogi, tum laakh chupaao duniya se, akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati hogi

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College ki har ladki

College ki har ladki ek phool hai usko choona ek bhool hai jo usme mashgul hai, samjho uske ATKT ke chances full hain.

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Company ki ladkiyaan sunder

Company ki ladkiyaan sunder bhi hain aur lonely bhi problem ye hai ki bus wo, read-only hai.

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cycle chalaate waqt handle

cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho!!

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Daraane ka hi man

Daraane ka hi man tha to chehra dikhane ki kawayad thi, bacche ki jaan lega kya is kadar hasne ki kya zaroorat thi?

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Dard kafi hai bekhudi

Dard kafi hai bekhudi ke liye, maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye, kaun marta hai kisi ke liye hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dumbo ke liye!!

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Darde dil me gam

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse call karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

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Darde dil sehna aasan

Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota, kimti cheez ke her koi kabil nahi hota, meherbani hai warna tum jaise popat ke haat mein mobile nahi hota

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Dekha tujhe rooh khush

Dekha tujhe rooh khush ho gayi ek kami thi woh poori ho gayi pagal hain jo kehte hain dinosaur ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi

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Dena hai dil hume

Dena hai dil hume daan mein. Wah wah gour farmaiye hujur, dena hai dil hume daan mein. Hai kya koi mast ladki, aapki jaan pehchaan mein.

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Dil hai to pyaar

Dil hai to pyaar hai, Pyaar hai to ishq hai, Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Mohabbat hai to dard hai, Dard hai to BALM hai.

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Dil ke arman ansuo

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye… Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….

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Dil ke dard ko

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane Pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane!

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Dil Ko Aur Shama

Dil Ko Aur Shama Ko Jala Kar Roye,Teri Yado Ko Seene Se Girakar Roye, Raat Ko Jab So Gayi Duniya, Chaand Ko Teri Tasvir Banakar Roye.

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Dil se dil lagake

Dil se dil lagake dekho, meri yaadon ko dil mein basa ke dekho, SMS ki jagah call bhi karenge, ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho

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Dosti ho college wali

Dosti ho college wali se, ishq larao office wali se, flirt karo paros wali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao gharwali se.

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Doston ki shaan niraali

Doston ki shaan niraali hai.. . . . . O my God baaki saara message khaali hai….

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Ek bewafa ko na

Ek bewafa ko na aaya humari wafa ka yaqeen, ek bewafa ko na aaya humari wafa ka yaqeen, humne kaha hum mar jaayenge aur ussne kaha.. Aameen

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Ek ladka ladki Aha

Ek ladka ladki. Aha! Rat ke andhere mein?aha jhaadi ke peeche, aha! Daba daba ke, aha! Choos choos ke aha! aam kha rahi thi.. Aha!

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Ek ladki thi sunder

Ek ladki thi, sunder si nazrein jhukake, sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, bartan lelo bartan!!

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Exams ke 4 din

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, kuch ho gaya hai exams ke din paper dekhkar yaad aya sab kuch alag hai, sab kuch naya hai.

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Fareb Ko Aashiqi Samaj

Fareb Ko Aashiqi Samaj Baithe, Maut Ko Zindagi Samajh Baithe,Waqt Ka Mazak Tha Ya Hamari Badnaseebi, Un Do Baaton Ko Mohabbat Samaj Baithe

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Galat nazar se dekhoge

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah khraabi lagegi, Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Sundar Ladki tumeh BHABHI lagegi!!

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Ghoonghat mein tujhe dekha

Ghoonghat mein tujhe dekha deewana hua sangeet taraana hua shama ka parwana hua masti ka mastana hua ghunghat utha is duniya se ravana hua

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God ne tujhe bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin bheja to aisa bheja, ki tere bheje mein bheja nahi bheja, yeh mujhe kissi ne bheja is liye maine tujeh bheja?

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Good news for you

Good news for you!! Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona, Rehna? sab free) For more details just dial 100

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Gulab ko bhi kamal

Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan warna lucknow me bhi tajmahal bana dete.

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Gunghat mein tujhe dekha

Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewanna hua shama ka parwana hua masti ka mastaana hua jaise hi gunghat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua.

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Hai apani ek hi

Hai apani ek hi abhilasha, na ho teri kabhi nirasha, Tuze mile roz ek Bipasha aur hum bulaye tuze Balbir Pasha!

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Har desh ki ek

Har desh ki ek Sarhad hoti hai Bache ki bhi Ek jidd hoti hai Aur kitna intzaar karu tere call ka Kanjosi ki bhi Koi hadd hoti hai!

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Har desh ki ek

Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hai har bacche ki ek zid hoti hai aur kitna intzaar karu tere SMS ka kanjoosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Har karz dosti ka

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega tum na ho toh wafa kaun karega Ae khuda salamat rakh mere dost ko Warna meri shaadi me dance kaun karega

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Har karz dosti ka

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karenga, Hum hi nahi rahe to dosti kaun karge, A khuda salamat rakhna mere dosto ko, Wo nahi rahe to meri shaadi me bartan kaun saaf karega?

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Har khusi teri oar

Har khusi teri oar mod doon, tere liye taare tod doon, khushiyon ke darwaaze khol doon, ek baar hans ke dikha tere saare daant tod doon

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Har nazar mein kashish

Har nazar mein kashish hoti hai har dil main chahat hoti hai mumkin nahi tajmahal banana kyoki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz jo hai.

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Har sawal se dat

Har sawal se dat kar ladna, fekne mein kami mat karna, mauka mila toh peeche dekhna, aage waale ka paper apna samajhna

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Har sawal se dat

Har sawal se dat kar ladna fekne me kami mat karna mouka mila to peche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna, aagewale ka paper apna samajhna.

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Heer ro ro kar

Heer ro ro kar ranjha se keh rahi hai . . Wah wah.. Heer ro ro kar ranjha se keh rahi hai . . Dupatta chhor de kamine meri naak beh rahi hai.

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Hothon pe dosti ke

Hothon pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate udne do parindon ko hawa mein laut ke college ke zamaane nahi aate.

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Hoton Ki Jubaan Aansu

Hoton Ki Jubaan Aansu Kehte Hai, Chup Rehke Bhi Ye Behte Hai, Inki Kismat Toh Dekhiye, Ye Unke Liye Behte Hai Jo Aakhon Main Rehte Hai.

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Hum dua karte hain

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki vo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye? ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin vo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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Hum kisi ki dosti

Hum kisi ki dosti ke muntazar nahi hain, jo humein chorr kar jaayega wo inshallah riksha hi chalaayega.

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Humare call ke charche

Humare call ke charche jaha mein hone lage, Log humare dewaane hone lade, aap khush-naseeb hain jo aapko humara call mila, jinhe nahi mila vo mobile patak patak ke rone lage!!

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Hume to gairo ne

Hume to gairo ne loota apno me kaha dum tha mera accident wahi hua jaha trafik kum tha.

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Insurance wale bhi kya

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton baithkar unke pati ke marne ke fayade batate hain

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Is dil mein aansu

Is dil mein aansu ke mele hain tum bin hum bahut akele hain sab kuch chod kar tumhe SMS karte hain dekho hum kitne velle hain

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Is Dil mein yaado

Is Dil mein yaado ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh call karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain.

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Ja message tu banke

Ja message tu banke gulab, hogi sacchi dosti to aayega jawab na aaye to mat hona udaas samajhna hamare liye waqt nahi unke paas.

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Jaam kadva hai magar

Jaam kadva hai magar itna bhi nahi ki piya na jaye, zindgi mein dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye, Maana call ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye!!

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Jaate hue kuch aisa

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye? ABBA JAAN ABBA JAAN

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Jab bagon mein bahar

Jab bagon mein bahar aayegi, tau mere call ki bauchar aayegi, tanhaiyan toh tumhari door ho jayegi, par mera bill bharne koun teri SAAS aayegi?

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Jab ghire badal teri

Jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi jhoom ke barsa saawan teri yaad aayi bheega man teri yaad aayi kyun na aaye, tune meri chatri jo na lautai

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Jab jab hume pyas

Jab jab hume pyas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

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Jab tum is duniya

Jab tum is duniya se jaaoge door kahin ek naya janam paaoge is baar jo hua bura hua agli baar ek lambi poonch aur chaar taange paoge

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Jahan dost vahan pyar

Jahan dost vahan pyar, jahan pyar vahan mohabbat, jahan mohabbat vahan ishq, jahan ishq vahan dard, jahan dard vahan dard ka balm.

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Jaise lohe ko loha

Jaise-lohe ko loha kata ta hai, sone ko sona kat ta hai, zeher ko zeherkat ta hai. Waise hi ekdin tumhe KUTTA katega!

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Jale ko aag kehte

Jale ko aag kehte hain, bujhe ko khaak kehte hain aap mein jo cheez missing hai usko hi to dimaag kehte hain.

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Jamane se chupa ke

Jamane se chupa ke teri tasvir bath room me laga rakhi hai ? ? ? har ghadi deedar ho is liye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

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Jawaab teri shayari ka

Jawaab teri shayari ka? denge hum shayari mein.. Naam tera likh baithe hain? apne dil ki dairy mein?

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Jee karta hai ek

Jee karta hai, ek patthar loon us par pyar se likhoon I miss you aur fir maroon tere sar pe tab pata chalega, kitna dard hai teri yaad mein

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Jis waqt khuda ne

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh le phir use zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!

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Jo ek galti kare

Jo ek galti kare? anjaan Jo do galti kare? nadaan Jo teen galti kare? shaitaan Jo galtiyon pe galti kare.. Pakistan, aur Jo har galti maaf kare.. HINDUSTAN!

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Jo sadiyaon se hota

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga, tu naa mili to tujhko dil se shift+delete kar doonga..

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Jo sagar ne kaha

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hoon, oye cchal hawa aane de!

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Kaash ke tere chehre

Kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote chand toh tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saath hote

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Kaash tum vaade apne

Kaash tum vaade apne nibha jaate kissi tarah dil mera behla jaate agar 10 rupees nahi the tumahri jeb mein to 5 rupees waala chota cola hii pila jaate.

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