Read Thousands of Funny Shayari SMS
Funny Shayari SMS for every poetic yet humorous heart to crack you up with laughter. A collection of creative and original Funny sher-o-shayari SMS that are sure to make you roll with laughter. These Funny shayaris SMS are so hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing. Some Funny SMS sher will keep running on your mind even after you are done reading these Fun Shayari SMS. Be it Funny love shayari, funny friendship shayari, funny relationship shayari, funny timepass shayari, every sher is a humor filled joke in itself. These Funny Shayri SMS are not just poems, but can be used as wishes and greetings too. So if anyone from your friends or family is having a rough day, one Funny Shayari SMS will make them laugh it away. Every Funny Shayari SMS message in this collection is 160 characters and yet, the jokes are so rib-tickling, you won’t be able to resist sharing these two line funny shayaris and four line funny shayaris on your Facebook wall and Twitter timeline. These Funny Shayari SMS messages for every age is your passport to a world of laughter. Enjoy Funny Shar-o-shayari SMS and laugh out loud.
A g o g
A g, o g, Lo g, Padho g, main hu mobile mauji, karta hu sms to tum bhi karo g, 1-2 ka 4, 4-2 ka 1, amul is makkhan and my friend is dhakkan.
A song for you
A song for you. Agar tum mil jaao to taange tod denge hum. Tumhe paa kar tumhaare piche kutta chor denge hum. Bas tum mil to jaao.
Aahat si koi aaye
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho, saya koi lehraye to lagta hai ke tum ho, call koi aaye to lagata hai ke tum ho, ab tumhi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kum ho?
Aahat si koi aaye
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho, saya koi lehraye to lagta hai ke tum ho, ab tumhi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kum ho?
Aaj aasmaan mein taare
Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain, Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…. JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
Aaj chahe jitna paani
Aaj chahe jitna paani piyo sharbat, juice piyo cola, whisky, vodka, rum piyo kyun ki har diaper ke pack ke saath do diaper free hain
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gaya lips, aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gaya lips, kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi Bingo red chili chips..
Aaj jo bhi aye
Aaj jo bhi aye ga tere aur mere beech usko mein gadha bana daloonga phir usipe tujh ko sawar karwake puri duniya k chkar lagwa daloonga
Aaj kal bacho ne
Aaj kal bacho ne padhna chor diya.. Gaur farmaaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padhna chor diya…. ACP tha toilet mein aur daya ne darwaaja tod diya…
Aaj kal ki ladkiya
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe naaz karti hain, wah wah, aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe naaz karti hain, grammer to aata nahi, magar english mein baat karti hain.
Aaj tum jitna chahe
Aaj tum jitna chahe utna paani, sharbat ya juice piyo. Whisky, vodka, ya rum piyo?oh .kyun ki?diaper’s ke pack ke saath 1 diaper free hain.
Aaj vo humse jannat
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii? Fiteh Mooh? Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye!
Aaj woh humse jannat
Aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye aur hamare dil se awaaz nikali. fitte mooh?tussi etthe vii aa gaye.
Aane waale the mahino
Aane waale the mahino baad, station se hamara ghar door na tha. Par hum milen unse, shaayad unhe manjoor na tha.
Aap agar pagal hain
Aap agar pagal hain to SMS padhte hi call kijyega, agar bewakoof hain to SMS kijyega, aur agar kanjoos hain to chup rahiyega.
Aapki baaton pe dil
Aapki baaton pe dil haaru wah!wah! Apki surat pe jaan waru wah!wah! Jis din nahi aata aapka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maaru. ab bolo wah wah!
Aapne humse badi ummeed
Aapne humse badi ummeed laga rakhi hai dil mein asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hai roz kahan se naye SMS bhejen humne kya factory laga rakhi hai?
Aasmaan par jitne sitaare
Aasmaan par jitne sitaare hain! aankhon mein jitne ishaare hain! samandar ke jitne kinaare hain! utne screw dheele tumhare hain
Aasman mein char tare
Aasman mein char tare, aasman mein char tare, do tumhare do hamare
Aawaaz mein mithaas hai
Aawaaz mein mithaas hai. Soorat bhi khaas hai. Smile bhi lajaawaab hai. Bhagwaan ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chhor diya, varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai.
Aaye wo meri kabar
Aaye wo meri kabar par, diya bujha ke chale gaye, diye mein jo tel tha, wo sar pe lageke chale gaye.
Ab hum aapke raste
Ab hum aapke raste mein kabhi nahi ayenge. Hume pata hai aap hume kaat khayenge, hum to hai bahut hi gareeb aadmi, 14 injection kahan se lagwaenge.
Abhi to aapki asli
Abhi to aapki asli udaan baaki hai, abhi to aapka imtihaan baaki hai, abhi tak to aapne zameen dekhi hai, abhi to poora aasmaan baaki hai
Accha huwa sanam hum
Accha huwa sanam hum bewafa nikle, accha huwa sanam hum bewafa nikle, kyunki wafaadar to kutte hote hai.
Acche accho ne hamare
Acche-accho ne hamare aage paani bhara hai, acche-accho ne hamaare aage paani bhara hai, kyunki sarkaari nal hamare ghar ke saamne hi laga hai.
Ae dost mere har
Ae dost mere har sms ka jawaab dena, varna teri zindagi ek jua bankar reh jaayegi, tu jis ladki se pyaar karega woh tere baccho ki bua bankar reh jaayegi.
Ae mere call mere
Ae mere call mere dost ke paas jaana agar vo so raha ho to usko mat jagana jab vo uthe to thora sa muskura ke uske kaan mein kehna? Abe saale uth subah ho gayi..
Ae mere sms mere
Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jana, agar wo so raha ho to shor mat macchana, jab wo jaage to dheere se muskarana, phir kehna kanjus sms karo.
Ae SMS mere dost
Ae SMS, mere dost ke paas jaana, woh so raha ho toh shor mat machana, jab woh jaage to dheere se muskurana, phir kehna: kanjoos SMS kar!
After breakup Boy Dil
After breakup Boy: Dil mein ek jazbat hai dabaau kaise, ruswa na ho jaau chhupau kaise, Tanha chhod gayi ho mujhe jabse, Maa kasam itna khush hu ke bataau kaise.
Agar chandani chowk ka
Agar chandani chowk ka favvara na hota, India gate ka nazara na hota. Aaj ke fashion ne ladakiyon ko bigada na hota, to India ka koi bhi ladka awaara na hota.
Agar haath mein takat
Agar haath mein takat hai toh taj mahal ko hila ke dikha varna aa, mera pass beth, do peg pi aur taj mahal ko hilta dekh.
Agar manzil ko pana
Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla saath rakhna, agar pyaar ko pana hai to aitbaar saath rakhna, agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna.
Agar shahjahan businessman hota
Agar shahjahan businessman hota toh karodo na karachta taj par woh do teen aur mumtaz le aata un karodo ke wyaj par.
Agar tumhare ghar ke
Agar tumhare ghar ke saamne koi ladki ho, vo khoobsurat ho, vo tumeh passand karti ho, tumeh ishaare karke bulati ho, tum mat jaana, kyonki uske liye: Main hoon na!
Agar tumhare ghar ke
Agar tumhare ghar ke saamne koi ladki ho, khoobsurat ho, tumhe pasand karti ho, tumhe ishaare karti ho, tum mat jaana, kyunki Main hoon na!
Agar usko is baat
Agar usko is baat ka khayal aa jaaye, khatam dunia ka sara bawaal ho jaaye, lag jaaye tax ladkiyo ke make up pe, kasam khuda ki India fir se malaamaal ho jaaye.
Ajnabi galiyo se gujra
Ajnabi galiyo se gujra na karo, Dard-ae-dil liya aur diya na karo, Bacche ho abhi sms ke khel mein, Baraabri baadshaaho se kiya na karo.
Allah aapki kamayi mein
Allah aapki kamayi mein barkat de aapko khush rakhe. aapko naukri de. aapki umar lambi kare.yaad ho gaya? chal katora utha aur shuru hoja
Amiri ke khwaab dekhne
Amiri ke khwaab dekhne laga, angrezi sharab chakhne laga, baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha aur beta mobile rakhne laga.
Andhe ke haath mein
Andhe ke haath mein TV behre ke haath mein radio goonge ke haath me mic aur tere haath mein mobile vaah, kya zamaana aa gaya!
Andheri sadak sunsaan kabristaan
Andheri sadak, sunsaan kabristaan, suni haweli, kala aasmaan, raat ho gayi soja shaitaan.
Angadayee woh leti hai
Angadayee woh leti hai dum mera nikal jata hai aye zalim deoderant lagane mein tera kya jaata hai.
Ankhon se aansoun ki
Ankhon se aansoun ki judaai kar do. Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do. Agar dil na lage kahin, To aa jao mere ghar ki safaai kar do.
Apne Deewane par kyon
Apne Deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaate ho khwaab mein bhi apne baap ko saath laate ho!!
Apne dost par itna
Apne dost par itna kyun zulm karte ho. Apne dost par itna kyu zulm karte ho. Khwaabo mein bhi aate ho to.. Apne pure pariwaar ko saath laate ho.
Apne ishq ka usne
Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya ….Zara tawajjoh se padhiye.. apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya. Pehle fax kiya phir e-mail kiya phir chat kiya.
Apni surat ka kabhi
Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam ek missed call he maar de!
Apni surat ka kabhi
Apni surat ka kabhi dedaar de tadap raha hoon kabhi apna pyar de apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna kam se kam ek missed call maar de
Apun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakaas, jhakaas bole to, apun heera tu moti, apun sabzi tu roti, apun paani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.
Arj kiya hai Delhi
Arj kiya hai. Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, wah wah gaur kijiyega, delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali, Chura ke dil mera goriya chali.
Arj kiya hai yu
Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, wah wah.. Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, jab sms hi nahi karna hai, to phone bechkar radio hi le lo.
Arz hai Aap hamare
Arz hai… Aap hamare dil mein base ho. . . . . . . .Aap hamare dil mein base ho… Wah wah thoda side ho jaao saans lene waale pipe mein fase ho.
Arz hai Aapki girlfriend
Arz hai. Aapki girlfriend aapki yaad mein itna doob gayi. Aapki girlfriend aapki yaad mein itna doob gayi. Toilet seat par baithi aur salwaar kholna bhool gayi.
Arz hai chai ke
Arz hai, chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakal nazar aati hai, tere khyaalon mein khokar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Arz hai Hum bhi
Arz hai.. Hum bhi dost tere liye taj mahal banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. Hum bhi dost tere liye taj mahal banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah or ek cup shaam ko pilaaenge.
Arz kiya hai Aaj
Arz kiya hai? Aaj-kal aapke call aana band hai Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Aaj-kal aapke call aana band hai khafa ho humse ya BALANCE KAM HAI? Ha ha ha ha?
Arz kiya hai chappal
Arz kiya hai chappal choti ho to paao mein nahi aati, wah wah, chapal choti ho to paao mein nahi aati aur girlfriend moti ho to baahon mein nahi aati.
Arz kiya hai Dil
Arz kiya hai – Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kaccha wah wah wah. Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai kaccha.. tere messages nahi aa rahe kya baat hai bachha.
Arz kiya hai ishq
Arz kiya hai.. ishq karne se pehle iska anjaam dekh lo, agar phir bhi samajh na aaye, to film tere naam dekh lo.
Arz kiya hai jis
Arz kiya hai- jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaaye, us bus ke shishe chatak jaate hai, driver chahe jitni tej chalaye, dewaane fir bhi latak jaate hain.
Arz kiya hai koi
Arz kiya hai koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nahi, koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nahi, Arre us ladki ki maa ki kismat footi jiske daamad hum nahi.
Arz kiya hai Moorkh
Arz kiya hai? Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kae gaya kharcha itna taj par, har roj nayi mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke byaj par.. Wah wah
Arz kiya hai na
Arz kiya hai – na jarurat hai sitaaron ki, na faaltu yaaron ki. Bus ek dost chaahiye, tumhare jaisa, jo waat laga de hazaaron ki.
Arz kiya hai Pyaar
Arz kiya hai…. Pyaar mein jo kabhi pakde jaao… Pyaar mein jo kabhi pakde jaao… Der na karo, foran bhai behen ban jaao….
Aye mere kadardaan dost
Aye mere kadardaan, dost meri jaan, tum hamesha rahoge hatte katte naujawan kyunki, Khuda meherbaan to gadha pahelwaan.
Bada Asar Hota Hai
Bada Asar Hota Hai Baaton Main, Tum Bhool Gaye Do Char Mulakaton Main, Humse Ruthkar Jaoge Kahan, Dosti Ki Lakeer Hai In Haathon Main.
Bahaar aane se pehle
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pehle hi? bakri kha gayi.
Bahut khoobsurat ho tum
Bahut khoobsurat ho tum khud ko duniya ki buri nazar se bachaya karo, sirf aankhon mein kajal hi kafi nahi gale mein nimbu-mirch aur chappal bhi latkaya karo.
Bahut namkeen hai vo
Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai, har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai, dil tarasta hai use paane ko, kya aapka dil nahi karta maggi khaane ko.
Bahut udaas hai har
Bahut udaas hai har saksh tere jaane se, ho sake to laut aao kisi bahaane se, aaj phir tumhe dhund rahi hai police, Kyunki lota gayab hai thane ke paikhane se.
Baith kar mehbooba ki
Baith kar mehbooba ki zulfon ke saaye mein aisa josh aaya. Wah wah wah phir? Phir kya tha uske baap ne dekha liya aur I.C.U mein hosh aaya.
Bakre ne bakri ko
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua, Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya
Barsaat ki raat bheegi
Barsaat ki raat bheegi ladki bheega badan, bheegi zulfen, bheege honth nazare mili maine socha kal use 100% zukaam hoga.
Barsenge barsenge kal fir
Barsenge barsenge kal fir call barsenge, Teri 25 paise ki muskaan par hum fir 1 rupya kharchenge!!