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Scroll Down SMS that is a test of your patience and interest. Welcome to the most exciting collection of Scroll Down SMS you will love reading and sharing. Life is all about patience and each Scroll Down SMS in this list will remind you of that. Explore the cutest, funny, wise and naughty SMS about love, life, friendship and more. Whenever you send these SMS to your friends, they might get irritated at first with all the scrolling down but be rest assured that by the time the Scrolling ends, you would have planted a sweet smile on their face. Some messages are so funny, you will roll off your chair with laughter. So get set and enjoy this bunch of entertainment and smiles. Scroll Down for more!

21st Century is truly

21st Century is truly Lifeless.
Communication: Wireless
Cooking: Fireless
Youth: Jobless
Messages: Meaningless
Sender: Priceless
Reader: Useless

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7 Funniest Contradictory Words

7 Funniest Contradictory Words
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
and the best
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7. Happily married.

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A Nice and True

A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a MAN:

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Do Not Disturb,

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I am Married and Already Disturbed.

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Define Biology and sociology

Define, Biology and sociology?

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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
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if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

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Every time when I

Every time when I close my eyes
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I can’t see!! LOL

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Finally we broke up

Finally, we broke up …!!
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Me and My
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It’s was getting too much ya
There was lack of understanding between us.

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He said to me

He said to me: I LOVE YOU

I said… Oh my GOD!!!!

What a co-incidence!

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I love myself too!!

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Hey Friends feeling bored

Hey Friends, feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your computer or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces.
Enjoy

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Hi Can we meet

Hi!
Can we meet?
It’s been so long since we last met.
I shall visit you soon and… please tell me where should I come – to the same…
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Zoo or you’ve been moved to some Circus?

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his message is strictly

his message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;
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And if you have received it… then obviously it’s a technical error!

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How to make 1

How to make 1 million Rupees in the Stock Market?

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Ans: SIMPLE.. Start with 2 Millions!

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Latest way of proposing

Latest way of proposing..
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Wanna be my facebook password???

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Love Tips Don t

Love Tips

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Don’t LOVE

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Say e ee eee

Say
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‘ee’
‘eee’
‘eeee’
‘eeeee’
‘eeeeee’
‘eeeeeee’
‘eeeeeeee’
‘eeeeeeeee’
‘eeeeeeeeeee’
Very Good, I just taught you how to have a big wide smile.
You must practice it everyday after brushing your teeth!

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Superiority of Women What

Superiority of Women:

What is the next thing that guys do after winning an argument with their girlfriends/wifes..??

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Apologize.

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That awkward moment When

That awkward moment
When you ignore someone’s phone call and
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They call you from someone else’s phone And you answered it.

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The world is full

The world is full of foolish people who answer everything in No.
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Are you also the one?

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There is a gift

There is a gift for you. Scroll Down for more info.
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This was your thumb exercise

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Today I walked on

Today I walked on the road, Suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me.
I enquired, Why are you surrounding me?
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Police: Because govt. ordered “Save our Tigers”

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Very Beautiful Moment When

Very Beautiful Moment?
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When you are sleeping and your mom comes and put blanket on you..

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When you mess up

When you mess up a Boy’s hair,
he thinks its CUTE..
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But when you mess up a girl’s hair

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Yesterday i named my

Yesterday i named my Wifi ‘hack if you can’
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Today when i woke up it was changed to ‘challenge accepted’

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You are the biggest

You are the biggest fool of the world..
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What? Do you need some certificate now?

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Your smile can be

Your smile can be compared with flowers;
Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;
Your innocence can be compared with a baby;
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But in foolishness, you have no comparison!

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