Rude SMS For Rude People
Rude SMS is a perfect way to keep yourself away from the people you are not fond of. Though they are called the rude sms, they are full of wisdom and facts of life that need to be shared with people who take you for granted. Every Rude SMS will make the person think about the way they have behaved in the past and will give them an idea of what you have been thinking about them. These are subtle insults, though with a positive undertone to make them realize where they have gone wrong. Be very careful who you send these Rude SMS to. Some of them might mend your broken relationships and others might break the half-broken relationships for ever. Sometimes there is no other way but to be rude.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
one was caught watching tv
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this sms message.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why are we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son you should see the one who is reading this!
Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change your finger!
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me hot? If you can’t make me hot? please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Don’t teach me how to handle my children,
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.
Do you know your Smile makes 1000 People Die every moment? Save The World. Please start brushing regularly
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for you
have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
GALILEO : great mind.
EINSTEIN : genius mind.
NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
BILL GATES : brilliant mind.
YOU : Never mind.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well
Enough about ME! How about you?
Hello, this is GOD. I made few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
I saw you on ROAD today. you were looking SO fine,
Your face SO divine, your walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
If ever I was rude to you,
If ever I was angry with you,
If ever I misbehaved with you,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
I am sure it was your fault
If you feel very sad,
if you feel life is impossible,
just come to me,
I will hold your hand,
take you for a walk on a bridge and show you
from where to jump
Dont feel sad your name is also there read d 1st letter of every word.
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks and
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
Press Down if you think you are MAD.
I can’t Believe you Did That! Again?
For God Sake! LORD!! Why you Still Doing it?
Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
Scientific Question For You..
How Does Blood Reach your Brain?
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend.
girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST.
This is Not Fair!
How Could you Do This?
Didn’t expect This From You!
Got a whole Channel On your Name And Didn’t Even Tell Me?
This sms can only be read by someone Good looking
try again… maybe you are just not Good looking?
one more time… Hey don’t force it ugly!
You have to do 2 things early in the morning
1st – pray to God so that you can live.
2nd – take a bath so that others can live