Funny Regional SMS Jokes

A funny season, for every region! Find funny Regional SMS jokes. Don’t Mind!

After the riots only

After the riots only 1 sardar survived, What was his name? Jus-one-singh

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How does a Sardar

How does a Sardar introduce his family? Mai Sardar, Yeh meri sardarni, who mera kid aur yeh meri kidney.

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How was wire invented

How was wire invented? Two marwaris spotted the same coin.

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Q how did you

Q: how did you keep ten marwari in maruti 800 car? think? Just tell them you cant find your 1000 rupees that you left in the car.

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Sindhi lawyer Casewani The

Sindhi lawyer: Casewani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akashwani
Desi who falls at peoples feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peoples feet and stays: Gir charan Singh

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What did the Gujju

What did the Gujju have for Breakfast? Light Snakes!

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What did the lucknowi

What did the lucknowi guy call william Shakespeare? WALLI MIA SHAKH PEER

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What did the Maharashtrian

What did the Maharashtrian guy call Micheal Jackson? MIKALAL JAI KISHAN

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What do U call

What do U call a Sardar who drinks only Beer? Juss Beer Singh!

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What do U call

What do U call a punjabi who lives and breathes underwater? Jaspal Gill!

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What do U call

What do U call a sardar with 1 hair on his head? Iqbal Singh!

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What do u call

What do u call a bald sardarjee? BAL-WANT SINGH!

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What do you call

What do you call a very talkative Bengali? Chaterjee.

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What do you call

What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer

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What do you call

What do you call a bong who takes bribe? Mr. Goosh

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What is a Sindhi

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani. And what is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.

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What is the history

What is the history of Punjab called? SARSON-DA-SAGA

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Who is that guy

Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday? Har Mandir Singh.

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Why did Gujju think

Why did Gujju think that the actor in the movie GANDHI was a woman? Cause his name was BeHn Kingsley!

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Why did the Gujju

Why did the Gujju get beaten by Bill Clinton? He called him an IMPOTENT Man.

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Why did the Gujju

Why did the Gujju go to London? To see the Big Behn!

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Why did the Gujju

Why did the Gujju go to Rome? To hear POPE music.

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Why was the gujju

Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ? Cause he wanted to get Cent-per cent!

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Why won t the

Why won’t the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya? Cause the Bhaiyya wud go on giving his hair to the Gujju every time he said, KESH!!!

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