Funny Regional SMS Jokes
A funny season, for every region! Find funny Regional SMS jokes. Don’t Mind!
After the riots only 1 sardar survived, What was his name? Jus-one-singh
How does a Sardar introduce his family? Mai Sardar, Yeh meri sardarni, who mera kid aur yeh meri kidney.
How was wire invented? Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Q: how did you keep ten marwari in maruti 800 car? think? Just tell them you cant find your 1000 rupees that you left in the car.
Sindhi lawyer: Casewani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akashwani
Desi who falls at peoples feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peoples feet and stays: Gir charan Singh
What did the Gujju have for Breakfast? Light Snakes!
What did the lucknowi guy call william Shakespeare? WALLI MIA SHAKH PEER
What did the Maharashtrian guy call Micheal Jackson? MIKALAL JAI KISHAN
What do U call a Sardar who drinks only Beer? Juss Beer Singh!
What do U call a punjabi who lives and breathes underwater? Jaspal Gill!
What do U call a sardar with 1 hair on his head? Iqbal Singh!
What do u call a bald sardarjee? BAL-WANT SINGH!
What do you call a very talkative Bengali? Chaterjee.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer
What do you call a bong who takes bribe? Mr. Goosh
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani. And what is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.
What is the history of Punjab called? SARSON-DA-SAGA
Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday? Har Mandir Singh.
Why did Gujju think that the actor in the movie GANDHI was a woman? Cause his name was BeHn Kingsley!
Why did the Gujju get beaten by Bill Clinton? He called him an IMPOTENT Man.
Why did the Gujju go to London? To see the Big Behn!
Why did the Gujju go to Rome? To hear POPE music.
Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ? Cause he wanted to get Cent-per cent!
Why won’t the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya? Cause the Bhaiyya wud go on giving his hair to the Gujju every time he said, KESH!!!