Rajinikanth Jokes You Can't Resist

Rajinikanth is an Indian film actor, media personality, and cultural icon. His demi-God status makes him so famous across the globe that Rajinikanth humor cannot match any other form of jokes.
Enjoy these super awesome jokes inspired by Rajini Anna and laugh your gut out.

A 22 wheeler Tata

A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed into Rajnikanth. Now, its called Tata Nano.

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A basket ball player

A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can you do it? Rajni-how do you think the earth spins?

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A boy broke the

A boy broke the window of rajinikanth’s house while playing cricket. Rajnikanth warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as misbah-ul-haq .

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A girl once lost

A girl once lost her virginity. Rajinikanth brought it back.

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A Handicap parking sign

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Adam and Eve are

Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth

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Agar ek ticket counter

Agar ek ticket counter khula rakhne se aapko lagta hai ki aap rajnikanth ki speed se 100 logo ticket de paayenge toh aap gadhe hai.

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Alfred Noble is nominated

Alfred Noble is nominated for RAJNIKANTH award !

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Aliens do exist They

Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Rajnikanth to die before they attack.

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Aliens do indeed exist

Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.

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All the airlines have

All the airlines have cancelled their flights today. Rajnikanth is flyng kite and airlines don’t want to take risk of any accident in the sky.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old

Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as one who has encountered Rajinikanth.

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Archaeologists unearthed an oldEnglish

Archaeologists unearthed an oldEnglish dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined”victim”as”one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.

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As a child when

As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

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Barish huyi aur bheeg

Barish huyi aur bheeg gaye hum, wah wah barish huyi aur bheeg gaye hum, wah wah aage kya hua? Hona kya tha rajnikanth ne phoonk maari aur sukh gaye hum.

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Before he saw Rajnikanth

Before he saw Rajnikanth, Karan Johar was straight.

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Before Tom Cruise Rajnikanth

Before Tom Cruise,
Rajnikanth was approached for the movie Mission Impossible but
Rajnikanth refused as he found the title insulting.

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Behind every successful man

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.

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Behind every successful man

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

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Best Tip to all

Best Tip to all the Students:
Don’t fear exams now! At the beginning of every answer, write
‘According to Rajinikanth ‘

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Bestest Rajnikanth joke ever

Bestest Rajnikanth joke ever:
Once Rajnikanth told a guy to shutup.
And he became the prime minister of india, Manmohan Singh.

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Breaking News Apparently Rajnikanth

Breaking News: Apparently, Rajnikanth had put his phone on charge and hence the power grid failure in North India.

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Breaking News Rajnikanth Purchases

Breaking News: Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for-
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Skating !

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Breaking News Rajnikanth was

Breaking News : Rajnikanth was just shot outside his house. Tomorrow is the Bullets Funeral.

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Bullets dodge Rajanikanth

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

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Chennai roads water logged

Chennai roads water logged …. Rajinikanth left his bathroom tap open… Apologises!

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Chuck Norris once met

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

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Computer doesn t give

Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer

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Computer viruses are looking

Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.

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Darvaja khola to saanp

Darvaja khola to saanp nikla. Darvaja khola to saanp nikla. ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazaare to rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.

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Dead sea died because

Dead sea died because Rajnikanth killed it.

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Death once had a

Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.

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East India Company left

East India Company left India in 1947, because Rajinikanth was supposed to be born in 1949.

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Einstein said you can

Einstein said you can’t move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth

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Ek bar Rajinikanth ne

Ek bar Rajinikanth ne ek aadmi ko “Go to Hell” kaha… That person is now known as Yamraj.

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Even Gajini remembers Rajini

Even Gajini remembers Rajini.

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Every morning rajni goes

Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.

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Everybody Loves Raymond Rajnikanth

“Everybody Loves Raymond”. Rajnikanth does not love Raymond.

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury. . . . . . . Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook!

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Facebook twitter and orkut

Facebook, twitter and orkut joined Rajini today.

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For undercover police work

For undercover police work, Rajnikanth pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Gabbar singh forgets his

Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth

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Genies rub Rajinikanth and

Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.

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Ghosts are actually caused

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.

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Ghosts have been debating

Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not.

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God created earh in

God created earh in 6 days. On the 7th day he rested and then he created Rajinikanth.

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God created Earth and

God created Earth and Heaven in 6 days , on 7th day he rested then he created Rajinikanth!

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God is not Rajinikanth

God is not Rajinikanth.

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Google won t search

Google won’t search for Rajnikanth because it knows you don’t find Rajnikanth, he finds you!

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Govt of India pays

Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here.

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He who lives by

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Rajnikanth, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Hospitals are also known

Hospitals are also known as “Rajnikanth Recovery Centers”. This applies doubly to the maternity wards.

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How did Paul Octopus

How did Paul Octopus die? He was asked to predict Rajanikanth’s death.

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I am a firm

I am a firm believer that Rajnikanth created the world because he had one full minute of free time once.

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I could joke about

I could joke about Rajinikanth but then the joke will laugh at me.

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I could joke about

I could joke about Rajinikanth, but I won’t because he will make me cry like onions.

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I could joke about

I could joke about Rajinikanth, but then you would need a one zetabyte memory to understand.

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I get scared to

I get scared to reply or comment on Facebook or Twitter profiles with Rajnikanth photos.

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I lost in teen

I lost in teen patti even though i had 3 Aces, because my friend had 3 Rajini’s!

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If at first you

If at first you don’t succeed you must not be Rajnikanth.

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If Rajinikanth s PC

If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs… its time for next windows release…

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If Rajnikanth lost his

If Rajnikanth lost his way, it would apologize him.

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If Rajnikanth was a

If Rajnikanth was a villian in a video game, you’ll never win. But if he was the hero, it’s unplayable; because no one controls Rajnikanth.

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If Rajnikanth Was Born

If Rajnikanth Was Born 200 Years Ago Britishers Would’ve Fought For Independence.

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If you ask Rajnikanth

If you ask Rajnikanth what time it is, he says “2 seconds till”. After you ask “till what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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If you spell Rajanikanth

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

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If you spell Rajnikanth

If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.

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If you want a

If you want a list of Rajinikanth’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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In an average living

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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In Rajinikanth s wedding

In Rajinikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride.

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In the back of

In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant.

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ISRO does not exist

ISRO does not exist anymore. Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali.

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It could rain around

It could rain around the whole world and Rajnikanth will catch EVERY drop, leaving the whole world dry.

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It takes Rajanikanth 20

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Jesus can walk on

Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land.

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