Political Jokes You Can't Miss

Political Jokes to add a huge chunk of humor to your day and make you crack up with laughter. These rib-tickling jokes about politics, political situations, political parties and politicians are sure to be the best source of entertainment, no matter when you read them. Each joke is so full of intelligent humor in itself that you won’t be able to resist sharing it with your friends and family. These jokes are perfect SMS to share with people who enjoy politics and can never get enough of it. Every political joke will make you roll with laughter and the serious scene of politics will seem a little less scary. Just saying!

A political pollster knocked

A political pollster knocked on the door and a sour-faced lady answered. ‘What party does your husband belong to? he asked.
The lady responded curtly, ‘I sir, am the party he belongs to.’

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A polititian asks God

A polititian asks God:
– Please help me to find a parking place. If you help me, I promise I’ll go to church every Sunday.
Sudenlly, he notices a parking. He raises again his eyes to heaven:
-I have found by myself and don’t need your help anymore

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Daddy Do all Fairy

Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time? – No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise’

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Did you know that

Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it

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Do not steal the

Do not steal – the government does not like competitors!

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Even crime wouldn t

Even crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.

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Four years ago my

Four years ago, my brother ran for state senator.
What does he do now?
Nothing. He got elected.

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How do you when

How do you when a politician is lying?
– His lips are moving.

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How many politicians does

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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I generally don t

I generally don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

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If pro is the

If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress?
Congress!

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Mugger give me your

Mugger: give me your money,. Man: You can’t do this – I am a United States congressman! Mugger: In that case, give me MY money.

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Mum What makes you

Mum: What makes you think our son will be a politician?
Dad: He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block.

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President Puts in reform

President Puts in reform program:
1. Make people rich and happy.
Attachment No. 1 – the list of the people.

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Q Do politicians ever

Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?

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Q Once there were

Q: Once there were 20 politicians in a ship. Suddenly the ship starts sinking. Can you guess who survives?

A: The Country.

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There s one thing

There’s one thing all the politicians share in common: Our money.

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This year has seen

This year has seen the coldest winter season. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.

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Two political candidates were

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, What about the powerful interest that controls you?

And the other guy screamed back, You leave my wife out of this!

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Two prisoners were sitting

Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other, You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.

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What happens if a

What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution.

What happens if all of them drown?
That is solution.

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What is the different

What is the different between a magician and a politician? The magician returns
your watch at the end of the performance.

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Why do some politicians

Why do some politicians go to church with the security. Folk wisdom says Fool is beaten even in the church

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Why don t we

Why don’t we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician’s house?

Professional courtesy.

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