Munna Circuit SMS Jokes

Munna Circuit Jokes on SMS. Ek Laughter Ki Jhappi ho jaaye?

After MBBS Munna started

After MBBS, Munna started his practice. He checked his patient’s eyes, tongue and ears with a torch and said: Bole to torch theek hai

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Angry Harkat Main is

Angry Harkat: Main is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga mita dunga. Punna: Ooye main tujhe eraser hi nahi dunga.

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Arre dar mat tereko

Arre dar mat, tereko darne ka nahi sirf samjhaane ka hai. Tere SMS nahi aa rele aaj kal. Bole toh tu naraz hai kya? Bata na maamu.

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Bas kar yaar mera

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se. Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WAALE LOGON KE LIYE GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tarika.

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Beggar Ek rupaya de

Beggar: Ek rupaya de, khana khaunga. Punna: Mamu apan 5 rupaiya dega agar tu bata de 1 rupaiya mein khana kidhar milele hai?

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BHAI Agaar Dharaam Paaji

BHAI: Agaar Dharaam Paaji Ko Hemaji Se Kehna Hai Ki Mujhe Phone Karo, Toh Wo Use Kya Kahenge?? CIRCUIT: Bhai, Ek Dum Simple Hai, RING DE BASANTI.

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Bhai Agaar Dharaamji ko

Bhai: Agaar Dharaamji ko Hemaji se kehna hai ki: Mujhe phone karo… Toh woh unse kya kahenge? Circuit: Bhai, Ek dum simple, RING DE BASANTI.

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Bhai Agaar Dharamji ko

Bhai: Agaar Dharamji ko Hemaji se kehna hai Mujhe phone karo, Toh kya kahenge? Harkat:Bhai, Ek dum simple, RING DE BASANTI.

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Bhai And Circuit Board

Bhai And Circuit Board A Double-Decker. Circuit Goes Up, But Comes Down Rushing Why? Circuit: Abe, There’s No Driver Upstairs!

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Bhai and Circuit go

Bhai and Circuit go to USA. Circuit: Yaha saab – COOL MAN, bolte rehte hai. Bhai: Yaha itni thandi hai na, toh aadmi bhi thande ho jaate hai.

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BHAI Apun Ko Tera

BHAI: Apun Ko Tera Operation Fir Se Karna Padega. Apun Ke Gloves Andar Hi Reh Gaye Hai. Patient: Jaanay Do, Main Tumharay Gloves Ke Paise De Doonga

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Bhai Apun tera operation

Bhai: Apun tera operation phir se karne ka. Apunka gloves andar reh gaye hai. Patient: Mujhe jaane do. Mein tumhare gloves ke paise de doonga.

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Bhai Are Harkat apne

Bhai:Are Harkat, apne rikshaw se ek pahiya kyun nikaal raha hai? Harkat:Arre bhai, yahan board laga hai:Parking for two-wheelers only.

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Bhai Arre Circuit Apne

Bhai: Arre Circuit Apne Rikshaw Se Ek Pahia Kyu Nikaal Raha Hai. Circuit: Arre Bhai, Yaha Board Laga Hai. Parking For 2 Wheelers Only.

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Bhai Arre tum gaadi

Bhai: Arre tum gaadi itni tez kyu chala rahe ho. Circuit: Bhai, brake fail ho gayi hai. Accident hone se pehle ghar pahooch jaate hai.

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Bhai Arre Tum Gaadi

Bhai: Arre Tum Gaadi Itni Tez Kyu Chala Rahe Ho. Circuit: Bhai, Brake Fail Ho Gayi Hai, Accident Hone Se Pehle Ghar Pahooch Jaate Hai.

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Bhai Circuit Ckt Match

Bhai & Circuit Ckt Match Ke Liye Jaate Hai. Circuit Bathroom Jage Aata Hai. CIRCUIT: Kya Miss Hua. BHAI: Circuit Tune Toh Puri India Ki Innings Miss Kar Di.

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Bhai Circuit Tu Doorbin

Bhai: Circuit Tu Doorbin Leke Apne Rishtedar Ko Milne Kyu Jaa Raha Hai. Circuit: Bhai, Karna Padta Hai. Wo Mere Door Ke Rishtedar Hain Na.

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Bhai Jab Tarzan Ne

Bhai: Jab Tarzan Ne Mare Hue Cheete Ko Dekha Toh Usne Kya Kaha? Circuit: Aailla! Nayi Chaddi.

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Bhai Kaun Si Cheez

Bhai: Kaun Si Cheez Uchhal Uchhal Kar Paida Hoti Hai? Circuit: Bole Toh, Pop Corn.

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Bhai Kaun si cheez

Bhai: Kaun si cheez uchhal uchhal ke paida hoti hai? Circuit: Bole toh, pop corn

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Bhai Oye Circuit Yeh

Bhai: Oye Circuit, Yeh Light Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Kyu Likh Raha Hai? Circuit: Apun Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kar Rehle Hai.

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Bhai Paata Hai America

Bhai: Paata Hai America Main Shadi Email Se Hoti Hai. Circuit: Kya Baat Karela Hai Bhai India Main To Sirf Female Se Hote Hai.

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Bhai Pehle murgi aayi

Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki aanda. Harkat: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh order kiska diya pehle?

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Bhai Pehle murgi ayi

Bhai: Pehle murgi ayi ki aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.

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Bhai Pehle Murgi Ayi

Bhai: Pehle Murgi Ayi Ki Aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, Aap Bhi, Bole Toh Wo Pehle Aya Jiska Order Pehle Diya.

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Bhai Teray Ko Maaloom

Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai Ki Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison Ka Kaam Karta Hai. Patient: To Mujhay Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.

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BHAI Tere Dono Kaan

BHAI: Tere Dono Kaan Lal Kaise? MAMU: Main Istree Karrella Tha, Fone Baja, Maine Istree Ko Kaan Se Laga Diya. BHAI: Doosra Kaan?? MAMU: Dobara Fone Bajaa Na

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BHAI Tu Itihas Mein

BHAI: Tu Itihas Mein, Itna Kamzor Kyu Hai? CIRCUIT: Kya Karu, Teacher Mujhe Hamesha Wahi Baatein Poochtee Hai Joh Mere Paida Hone Ke Pehle Hui Thi.

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Bhai Ye Ford kya

Bhai: Ye Ford kya hai? Circuit: Gaadi. Bhai: Ye Oxford kya hai? Circuit: Bole to, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi

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BHAI Yeh AUTOMATICALLY Ka

BHAI: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY Ka Kya Matlab Hai? CIRCUIT: Arre Bhai, Bole Toh Jab Koi Ganji Ladki Auto Mein Bethti Hai, Toh Kehte Hai, AUTO MAI TAKLI

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BHAI Yeh Ford Kya

BHAI: Yeh Ford Kya Hai? CIRCUIT: Gaadi Bhai. BHAI: Yeh Oxford Kya Hai? CIRCUIT: Bole Toh, Ox Mane Bael, Ford Mane Gaadi. Oxford Bole Toh Baelgaadi.

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Bhaigiri Se Circuit Thak

Bhaigiri Se Circuit Thak Gaya Tha. Usne Socha Dhanda Chaloo Kare. Usne Garage Khola Wo Bhi Building Ke Pehle Malle Pe!

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Bhikari 50 paise de

Bhikari: 50 paise de de baba, maine 4 din se khana nahi khaya. Punna: 10 rupaye dunga. Pehle ye bata 50 paise main khana kaha milta hai?

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Boss Circuit Ko Ladki

Boss Circuit Ko Ladki Se Gale Milte Huye Dekhta Hai. Boss: Kya Mai Tujhe Iske Paise Deta Hu. Circuit: Nahi Boss, Yeh Main Free Main Karta Hu

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CIRCUIT Aaj Dinner Pe

CIRCUIT: Aaj Dinner Pe Apna Dost Aarela Hai. Sari Chains Chupa Do. BHAI: Kyun Tera Dost Chor Hai? CIRCUIT: Nahi Bhai, Woh Apnay Chain Pechan Lega.

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Circuit Aaj lunch pe

Circuit: Aaj lunch pe dost aarela hai, sari chains chupa do. Bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai? Circuit: Nai Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

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Circuit And Bhai Carbomb

Circuit And Bhai Carbomb Fix Kar Rahe The. Bhai: Sambhalke, Agar Phoot Gaya To. Circuit: Tension Nahi Leneka Bhai, Apne Pass Ek Aur Hai Na.

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Circuit Apnayko char mahinay

Circuit: Apnayko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhneka Bhai: Kya chakkar hai? Circuit: Maine Tamil baccha adopt kiya, char mahinay mai woh bolne lagayga.

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Circuit Apni Behen Ke

Circuit Apni Behen Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha Tabhi Mawali Ne Kaha: Apni Maashuka Ke Saath Kaha Jaa Raha Hai? CIRCUIT: Ooye Maashuka Hogi Teri, Meri Toh Behan Hai!

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Circuit Aur Uski Biwi

Circuit Aur Uski Biwi Coffee Shop Main Jaate Hai CIRCUIT: Aare Jaldi Coffee Piyo Kyonki Hot Coffee 5 Rupaye Ki Hai Aur Cold Coffee 10 Rupaye Ki.

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CIRCUIT Aye Mamu tereko

CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nahin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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Circuit Bachpan mein apun

Circuit: Bachpan mein apun dus maley se gir gaya tha. Bhai: Kya hua, bach gaya ki tapak gaya? Circuit: Yaad nehin yaar, bahut purane baat hai.

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Circuit Bhai Ab Toh

Circuit: Bhai Ab Toh Aap Dr Ban Gailla Hai. Yeh Bata Yeh Urine Kya Hota Hai. Bhai: Arree You-Are-In Bole Toh Opposite Of You-Are-Out.

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CIRCUIT Bhai Agar Do

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Agar Do Pipal Ke Pedon Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? BHAI: Bole Toh, Usse NOKIA Kahenge. NOKIA – Connecting Pipal.

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Circuit Bhai American President

Circuit: Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hai?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe,
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bole Toh?
Munna: English Mein Bole Toh
Washing Town

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CIRCUIT Bhai Bachpan Mein

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bachpan Mein Apun Dus Maley Se Gir Gaya Tha. BHAI: Kya Hua. Bach Gaya Ki Tapak Gaya? CIRCUIT: Yaad Nehin Hai Yaar. Bahut Purane Baat Hai.

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Circuit Bhai Indian Cricketer

Circuit: Bhai, Indian Cricketer 100 Runs Kab Banaenge? Bhai: Jab Woh Bowling Karenge.

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Circuit Bhai Shaadi Karne

Circuit: Bhai, Shaadi Karne Ke Liye, Kitna Kharcha Hota Hain. Bhai: Nahi Jaanta Re, Aab Tak Jurmaana Bhaar Raha Hun.

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CIRCUIT Bhai wo lallu

CIRCUIT: Bhai, wo lallu aa rela hai dinner pe. Meri chain apne kamre mein chupa do.
MUNNA: Tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nahin, who apni chain pechan lega.

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Circuit Bhai Yeh Impotent

Circuit: Bhai Yeh Impotent Kya Hota Hai. Bhai: Bole Toh, Joh Baut Rich Or Famous Ho, Usse Impotent Kehte Hai.

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Circuit Bhai Yeh Labour

Circuit: Bhai Yeh Labour Pain Kya Hota Hai. Bhai: Labour Maani Kaam. Pain Mani Dard. Labour Pain Bole Toh Kaam Ka Dard.

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Circuit Bhai yeh LABOUR

Circuit: Bhai yeh LABOUR PAIN kya hota hai. Bhai: Labour maani KAAM. Pain mani DARD. Labour pain bole toh KAAM KA DARD

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Circuit Bhai Yeh Secretion

Circuit: Bhai Yeh Secretion Kya Hota Hai. Bhai: Secretion Bole To, Jo Kisi Ko Nahi Pata Hota Hai… Shhhhhh!

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CIRCUIT Bhai yeh SEMEN

CIRCUIT: Bhai yeh SEMEN kya hota hai BHAI: SEA bole to dariya, MEN bole to aadmi, SEMEN bole to wo aadmi jo sea mein sail karte hai, bole toh Sailor

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Circuit Bhashan Sun Raha

Circuit Bhashan Sun Raha Tha: Bharat Main 1 Aurat Har 10 Seconds Main 1 Bacche Ko Janam Deti Hai CIRCUIT: Bhai, Uss Aurat Ko Dhoond Ke Rokna Padega!

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Circuit Chand Toh Raat

Circuit: Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai, Aaj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Aya? Ladki: Ullu To Raat Ko Bolta Hai, Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Pada?

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Circuit Dr Log Patient

Circuit: Dr Log Patient Ko Behosh Karke Operation Kyun Karte Hai? Bhai: Arre Aida, Nahi Toh Patient Bhi Operation Kaneko Seekh Jaega Na!

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Circuit Electronics Ki Dukan

Circuit Electronics Ki Dukan Main Salesman Se Poochta Hai: Aapke Paas Color TV Hai? Salesman: Jee Sahab. CIRCUIT: Accha Apun Ko Lal Rang Ka TV Dikhana Jara!

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Circuit Hotel Main Khana

Circuit Hotel Main Khana Khane Gaya Aur Basin Dhone Laga Munna: Ooye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai CIRCUIT: Bhai Idhar Likha Hai WASH BASIN, Toh Basin Dho Raha Hu!

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Circuit Indian Cricketer Ka

Circuit: Indian Cricketer Ka Favorite Gaana Kaun Sa Hai. Bhai: Bole Toh Ek Ball To Khelna, Phir Toh Hai Jana.

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CIRCUIT Kal Raat Muje

CIRCUIT:Kal Raat Muje Ek Aadmi Ne Chaku Dikhakar Loot Liya BHAI: Par Tere Paas Toh Gun Hai Na CIRCUIT: Wo Meine Chupa Di Thi, Varna Wo Bhi Chori Ho Jati.

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Circuit Ke Fridge Main

Circuit Ke Fridge Main Hamesha Daaru Ki Khali Botale Hoti Hai. Kyon? Aare Jo Log Peete Nahi Hai Unke Liye!

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Circuit khat likh raha

Circuit khat likh raha tha Bhai: Itna dheere kyu likh raha hai Circuit: Apne chotte bhanje ko likh raha hoon aur use jaldi padna nai aata.

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Circuit Khat Likh Raha

Circuit Khat Likh Raha Tha. BHAI: Itna Dheere Kyu Likha Raha Hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai, Main Apne Chotte Se Bhanje Ko Likh Raha Hoon, Aur Usse Jaldi Padna Nahi Aata

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Circuit Ko Ladka Hua

Circuit Ko Ladka Hua Nurse Ne Ladke Ke Bare Main Use Bataya. Circuit: Meri Patni Ko Mat Batana Muze Use Surprise Dena Hai.

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Circuit Mamu Tere Ko

Circuit: Mamu, Tere Ko Papad Aur Jhapad Mein Pharak Pata Hai Kya? Mamu: Nahi Circuit: To Kha Ke Dekh Le, Pata Chal Jayega.

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Circuit Mamu Tu Kitna

Circuit: Mamu, Tu Kitna Pada Hai? Mamu: BA. Circuit: Saalla Do Akshar Pada Aur Wo Bhi Ulta?

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Circuit Mamu tu kitna

Circuit: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? Mamu: BA. Circuit: Saalla do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

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CIRCUIT Mujhe 4 Mahinay

CIRCUIT: Mujhe 4 Mahinay Main Tamil Sikh Neka Hai. BHAI: Kyu? CIRCUIT: Maine 1 Tamil Bacche Ko Godh Liya Hai, Aur 4 Mahinay Mein Wo Bolne Lagay Ga.

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Circuit N Bhai Ne

Circuit N Bhai Ne 3 Bomb Dekhe, Aur Police Ke Pass Ja Rahe The. BHAI: Oye Agar 1 Bomb Foota Toh Kya Hoga. CIRCUIT: Bhai, Police Ko Bolenge Ki 2 Hi The.

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Circuit Oye Maar Gayay

Circuit: Oye, Maar Gayay Yaar. Meri Dono Premika Saath Saath Aa Rehla Hai. Mamu: Arrey, Mein Bhi Yehi Bolnewala Tha.

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Circuit Rani Se Aaj

Circuit Rani Se: Aaj Raat Tum Ghar Aana, Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Hoga. Jab Rani Circuit Ke Ghar Pahuchti Hai Toh Sach Main Ghar Par Koi Nah Hota Hai.

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Circuit Rani Se Kehta

Circuit Rani Se Kehta Hai: Muzse Shaadi Kar Lo Rani: Main Tumse Ek Saal Badi Hu. CIRCUIT: Koi Baat Nahi, Main Tumse Agle Saal Shaadi Kar Lunga.

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Circuit sat on the

Circuit sat on the top of the hill, was studying, when a man asked what he was doing. He replied: Bole toh, apun higher studies karella hai!

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