Marriage Jokes in Hindi

Welcome to the cutest collection of Marriage Jokes in Hindi to share with your buddies and family. The cute arguments are sure to make you laugh out real loud.

A man before marriage

A man before marriage is superman, after marriage gentleman, 5 years later watchman, 10 years later apne hi jaal mein fasa hua spiderman.

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Aeroplane Wright brothers Cycle

Aeroplane – Wright brothers
Cycle – Macmillan
Telephone – Graham Bell
Telescope – Galileo
TV – Baired
Love – Adam
Marriage – Dhundo saale ko pakad ke maarenge.

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Agar aapki shaadi nahi

Agar aapki shaadi nahi huyi hai to isi saal kar lein. Agle saal se Government iske liye bhi exam rakh rahi hai. Tt will be known as MAT Marriage Assesment Test

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Agar husband wife ke

Agar husband, wife ke liye car ka darwaaza khole, to samajh jaao ke do hi wajah ho sakti hain, yaa to car new hai ya wife.

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Biwi Kitchen Se Sunte

Biwi Kitchen Se: Sunte ho? Dekho main aaj bahut khoobsurat ho rahi hoon. Husband: Kaise pata? Wife: Aaj kal meri khoobsurati dekh kar roti bhi jalne lagi hai.

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Biwi Yeh tum aaj

Biwi: Yeh tum aaj blood pe book kyun padh rahe ho? Pathan: Kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye uski taiyari kar raha hoon.

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Boyfriend is fun and

Boyfriend is fun and husband is gun, boyfriend is light of moon and husband is month of june, boyfriend is tooty fruity and husband is kismat phooti.

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Chinti Aur Haathi Ki

Chinti Aur Haathi Ki Love Marriage Huyi. Agle Din Haathi Mar Gaya. Chinti: Wah Re Mohabbat, Ek Din Ka Pyar Mila, Ab Saari Umar Qabar Khodne Mein Guzar Jaayegi.

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Das rupaye bheek tujhe

Das rupaye bheek tujhe de kar ke, ye bata maine kya khata kar di. Aur bhi sainkadon kaware the, meri hi shaadi ki kyun dua kar di?

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Dr Aapko aisi dawa

Dr: Aapko aisi dawa dunga ki aap fir se jawan ho jaaogi. Old woman: Nahi beta aisa mat karma, varna meri pension band ho jayegi.

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Ek aadmi baba se

Ek aadmi baba se: Baba meri shaadi kyon nahin ho rahi hai? Najoomi: kaise hogi baccha? Aapke haath ki lakiron mein sukh hi sukh likha hai.

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Ek Indian ladke ne

Ek Indian ladke ne 1 Chini ladki se shadi kar li, ek sal baad ladki mar gayi dost bola bohot bura hua, par yaar china ka maal tha aur kitna chalta.

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Khuda kare ke 2012

Khuda kare ke 2012 aapko raas aa jaaye, aap jise chaahe vo apke paas aa jaaye, aap sara saal kaware na rahe, dua hai aapka rishta lekar aapki saas aa jaaye

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Life Me Hamesha Hanste

Life Me Hamesha Hanste Raho, Muskurate Raho, Gaate Raho, Gungunate Raho Ta Ke Log Tume Dekhte Hi Samajh Jaayen ke Tum Un-Married Ho.

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Love aur arrange marriage

Love aur arrange marriage mein kya farq hai? Love marriage mein aap apni girl friend se shaadi karte hain Aur Arrange marriage mein kisi aur ki girlfriend se

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Marriage 1st year alpenlibe

Marriage: 1st year: alpenlibe- ji lalchaaye raha na jaaye. 2nd year: kinetic- sab ki hawa nikaal de. 3rd year: chlormint- dobara mat puchna…..

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Marzi Ki Zindagi ke

Marzi Ki Zindagi ke 7 Cheezein Zaroori Hai 1) Studies 2) Entertainment 3) Good Job 4) Shaadi 5) 6) 7) Shaadi Ho Gayi Na? Marzi Ki Zindagi Khatam.

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Mujhe saare khush mijaaz

Mujhe saare khush mijaaz pati Ghajini ke Aamir Khan ki tarah lagte hai –
Biwi ki sunte hain,
Samajhte hain,
Aur
15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hain.

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Pochta Hai Jab Koi

Pochta Hai Jab Koi ke Dunya Mein Mohabbat Hai Kahan? Muskura Deta Hoon Mein Aur Yaad Aa jaati Hai Mujhe Meri Maa…Ki Pyari Si Hone Wali BAHU.

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Raat ko jhagda hone

Raat ko jhagda hone ke bawajood pati subah patni ke liye doodh lekar aaya. Patni: Haar maan li? Pati: Nahi, aaj naah panchmi hai, le Nagin doodh pi le!

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Saadhu Hum bina bole

Saadhu: Hum bina bole saalon nikaal dete hai, isse maun vrat kaha jaata hai. Pati: Accha? Hum bhi yahi karte hai. Par hamaare yaha isse shaadi kehte hai.

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Secret Of A Happy

Secret Of A Happy Married Life. Oye Hoye.. Sadqe Jawaan! Shaadi Huyi Nahi Aur Secret Janne Ki Itni Bechaini?

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Shaadi ke baad doosre

Shaadi ke baad doosre din ladki apni dadi se: Meri unse ladaai ho gayi. Dadi: Shaadi mein jhagde hote hi rehte hai. Ladki: Wo to theek hai par laash ka kya karu

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Shaadi ki raat pathan

Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse ho gaya ke apni biwi se kya baat kare? Aakhir wo bola. Aapke gharwalon ko pata hai ke aap aaj raat yahin pe rukengi?

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Shaadi Mein Dulhan Ko

Shaadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein kyun Rakha Jata Hai? Socho Socho. Nahi Pata? Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye Ki Abbe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.

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Shaadi Mein Dulhe ke

Shaadi Mein Dulhe ke Saath Barati kyun Jaate Hain? Kyun Ki Log Kehte Hai Ke Kisi Ke Sukh Mein Jaao Na Jaao Par Dukh Mein Zaroor Jaana Chaahiye.

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Shaadi Mein Khaane ke

Shaadi Mein Khaane ke 2 Rules: 1. Pehli Baar Is Tarah Khaao Ki Doosri Baar Milega Nahi 2. Doosri Baar Is Tarah Khaao Ki Pehli Bar Khaya Hi Nahi.

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Shaadyian Unki Bhi Ho

Shaadyian Unki Bhi Ho Gayi Jinko Na Tha Akal-O-Shaoor. Apna Toh Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Jaayega Zikr-Ae-Nikah Karte Karte.

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Shadi Aisa Din Hai

Shadi Aisa Din Hai Jab ladka stage par dulhan ke saath baithe huye doosri khoobsurat ladkiyo ko dekhta hai aur sochta hai Ye sab aaj se pehle kaha mar gayi thi?

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Shadi ke baad haalaat

Shadi ke baad haalaat pe qaboo pana itna hi mushkil hai jitna ke uss shalwar pe qaboo pana, jiska elastic toot gaya ho.

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Taras Aata Hai Mujhe

Taras Aata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom si palko par. Jab Wo Bheeg ke Kehti Hain ke Humse Ab Kisi aur Ki Shaadi Ka Card Padha Nahi Jata. Bas ab ho gaya!

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