Funny Marathi SMS Jokes

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1995 chi mulgi Agar

1995 chi mulgi: Agar tum mil jaao jamana chhod denge hum. 2010 chi mulgi: Agar tum mil jaao purana chhod denge hum.

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2 mitra eka car

2 mitra eka car madhe bomb fix karat astat. Pahila:Zar bomb fix karyachya aadhi futala tar. Dusara:Majhya kade extra bomb aahe

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2 zurala ICU madhe

2 zurala ICU madhe ekmekanchya shejari admit astat. Pahila Zural: Kaay BAYGON ki HIT. Dusra Zural: Nahi CHAPPAL

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20 varshacha astana vate

20 varshacha astana vate me jagala vachawu shakato. 30 cha zalyavar vatate pagaratun kahi vachavu shakalo tari mothi goshta aahe.

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3 bayakanchya bhandanat ek

3 bayakanchya bhandanat ek bai tisrila: Thamb mi tula nantar baghte. Bai: Ghabarlis? Pahili: Nahi, aaj me chashma anla nahi

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Aai Aaj tu lavkar

Aai: Aaj tu lavkar kasa aala? Jhampu: Aaj baini ek prashna vicharla tyacha uttar fakta mala yet hota. Khidki chi kaach kuni fodli?

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Aai Beta jaasta bolalyane

Aai: Beta jaasta bolalyane manus pagal hou shakato. Chintu: Aajach me majhya Sir na sangto, divasbhar badbad karat astaat.

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Aai Chal uth shalet

Aai: Chal uth shalet ja. Mulga: Ma nahi, sagale mula ani shikshak majha raag karatat. Aai: Pun tari jayala hava.Tu principal ahes.

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Aai Gampu majha bala

Aai: Gampu, majha bala, aaj shalet tu masti nahi na kelis? Gampu: Nahi aai, aaj tar me divasbhar class bherach ubha hoto

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Aai Me ani tujhi

Aai: Me ani tujhi baiko budat asu tar kunala vachavashil. Mulga: Ah. Soon: Aai la vachava, mala vachavayala barech yetil

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Aai Roj dudh pyayala

Aai: Roj dudh pyayala tar motha shastragnya hoshil. Mulga: Mala nahi patat. Tasa asata tar manjar shastragnya jhali asati.

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Aai Tu parat kach

Aai: Tu parat kach fodalis? Gampu: Nahi ga aai, me barobar kachechya futakya bhagatun ball palikade marala vatata.

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Aai Tulaa yevhde zero

Aai: Tulaa yevhde zero miltanaa kharab nahi vatat. Pia: Vatata na. Pan teacher la yevhde detanna kharab nahi vatat

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Aaji nati la Me

Aaji nati la: Me aata thakali aahe, aata tulach maza shetachi kalaji ghyayachi aahe. Naat: Tuza shet kuthe aahe? Aaji: Facebook var.

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Aajkal mulinche dress eethun

Aajkal mulinche dress – eethun less, tithun less, sleeveless, backless, neckless. Ani, mulani comment keli tar mhante: Characterless.

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Aakashat veej kadadali ki

Aakashat veej kadadali ki Santa ani Banta nehmi hasat mukh ka asatat? Karan tyanna vatata Dev tyancha photo kadhato aahe.

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Accident case madhe Santa

Accident case madhe Santa driver la Judge vichartat: Detail madhe sanga accident kasa jhala? Santa: Mala mahit nah, me zopet hoto.

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Actress la bhikarini cha

Actress la bhikarini cha role milala. Actress: Me real disanya sathi kaay karu? Director: Ahes tashi raha.

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Ajoba Majhi kavali aan

Ajoba: Majhi kavali aan. Chintu: Pun ajun swayampak jhala nahiye. Ajoba: Mahit aahe, mala samorchya aaji la smile dyayachi aahe.

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ALI BABA guha shodhayala

ALI BABA guha shodhayala jungalat chalet nighato. Khup chalalyavar ekadachi guha sapadate.To anandani mhanto AALI BABA.

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American America madhe bahutek

American: America madhe bahutek lagna email ni hotat. Santa: India madhe tar sagli lagna Female shi hotat

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Anupam Kher la jar

Anupam Kher la jar varsha chya shevti shevti mulgi zhali tar tiche kaay naav theval bara. VARSHA A. KHER

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Army major Lalu la

Army major Lalu la linechya shevati ubha rahayala sangato. Lalu jaato ani parat yeto: Tikade already kuni tari ubha aahe.

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Baap Maajhi mulgi eka

Baap:Maajhi mulgi eka gaadhva sobat aaple pure jeevan ghalavnaar naahi. Mulga:Mhanun tar me tichyashi lagna karun tila ithun netoye

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Baba Aaj parikshe la

Baba: Aaj parikshe la nahi gela? Pappu: Paper kathin hota. Baba: Hey tula kasa kalala? Pappu: Kaalach tar leak jhala.

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Baba Amchya kaalat me

Baba: Amchya kaalat me 5 rupayat kirana samaan, andi ani bread anayacho. Pintu: Tey aata shakya nahi, tithe aajkal CCTV asato.

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Baba Amchya kaalat me

Baba: Amchya kaalat me Rs.5 madhe kirana, andi ani bread anayacho. Pintu: Tey aata shakya nahi, tithe aajkal CCTV asato.

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Baba Chintu aai aaj

Baba: Chintu, aai aaj itaki chup chup kaa ahe.
Chintu: Aai ni majhya kade lipstick magitli ani me tila chukun fevistick dila

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Baba Chintu me tujhya

Baba: Chintu, me tujhya yevhada hoto tevha dangamasti ajibaat nahi karayacho. Chintu: Mug tumhi dangamasti la kevha suruvat keli?

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Baba Chintuni paise chorale

Baba: Chintuni paise chorale disatat. Aai: Kashavarun me nasatil chorale? Baba: Karan thode paise shillak ahet.

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Baba Jar hya parikshet

Baba: Jar hya parikshet tu napaas jhala tar mala Baba mhanyache nahi. Chintu: Baba he unit test aahe, DNA test nahi.

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Baba Kaartya itihasat napas

Baba: Kaartya itihasat napas jhalas? Chintu: Tumhich tar mhanale hote bhutkala kade pahu nako. Mhanun itihasa kade pahile nahi.

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Baba Kiti kami marks

Baba: Kiti kami marks aale tula? Changala maar dyayala hava. Chintu: Changla vichaar aahe baba, me gurujinche ghar pun shodhun aalo aahe.

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Baba Majha hey navin

Baba: Majha hey navin kora ball pen kuni kharab kela? Gampu: Arey me aata bhinti var lihit hoto tevha tar theek hota!

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Baba mala doctoran kade

Baba mala doctoran kade nya, me ek rupaiyacha nana ghashat ghatala. Baba: Aata Doctor Rs.100 tyanchya ghashat ghalatil.

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Baba Mala tension aalay

Baba: Mala tension aalay. Aapan garib, tujhya bahini chya lagnat shobha kashi yeil. Jhampu: Yevhadch na, aanin tila ricksha ni.

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Baba mulala sangat asatat

Baba mulala sangat asatat, Kartya tula kitida sangitala, tuza janma jhala hota, tula website varun download kele nahi.

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Baba Tujhya vargat sarvat

Baba: Tujhya vargat sarvat aalashi kon aahe? Mita: Mhanje? Baba: Sangale lihitat tevha ekade-tikade kon pahat asata? Mita: Sir

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Baba Yash mhanje signature

Baba: Yash mhanje signature autograph madhe badalne. Pintu: Nahi, Yash mhanje signature black label madhe badalne.

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Baban Kaay ho tumachya

Baban: Kaay ho tumachya kade maruti che spare parts vikat milatat ka? Dukandaar: Ho. Baban: Mag mala ek gadaa havi aahe.

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Babli Kaal me doctor

Babli: Kaal me doctor kade gele hote. Tey mhanale mala BP aahe. Baban: Tey tujhyat aadhi pasunach aahe. Bawalat pana.

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Babli Kaal me je

Babli: Kaal me je kide marayacha ausadh nela hota tey parat karayacha aahe. Dukandar: Ka? Babli: Tyat alya jhalya aahet.

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Babloo battery chya dukanat

Babloo battery chya dukanat jaato. Dukandaar: Exide lawun dileli chalel? Babloo: Dusarya side la tujha baap lawun deiil ka?

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Bai Raju Himalayache tok

Bai: Raju Himalayache tok kiti unch aahe? Raju: Mala mahit nahi. Bai: Bakavar ubha raha. Raju: Bakavar ubha rahun tok disel ka?

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Bai Saheb maza navra

Bai: Saheb, maza navra 5 diwasa purvi batate anayala gela, ajun aala nahi. Police: Tumhi dusari kuthali bhaji kara na.

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Baiko Aaj lavkar ghari

Baiko: Aaj lavkar ghari kase aalat? Navara: Majha boss aaj mala chidun mhanala Go to hell mhanun me lagalich ghari aalo.

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Baiko Aarshat pahila ki

Baiko: Aarshat pahila ki mala mahatari ani lattha bai disate. Please mala bara vatel asa bola. Navra: Tujhi drushti theek aahe.

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Baiko Aho aaplya Chintu

Baiko: Aho, aaplya Chintu ne ek rupaiya cha nana gilala aahe. Navara: Jaao de ga, nahitari haali eka rupayat kahich yet nahi.

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Baiko Bara jhala tumcha

Baiko: Bara jhala tumcha accident jhala ani aplyala beemyache Rs 50,000 milale. Navara: Ka bara? Baiko: Ata LCD TV gheta yeiil.

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Baiko Hya varshi aapan

Baiko: Hya varshi aapan anniversary kashi sajari karaychi? Navara: Hya varshi aapan paach minitanche maun thevu ya.

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Baiko Hypnotism mhanje kaay

Baiko: Hypnotism mhanje kaay? Navara: Kunala hi control karata yene. Patni: Kahitarich kaay, tyala tar lagna mhantat.

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Baiko Kaay karatay Santa

Baiko: Kaay karatay? Santa banduk gheun: Me waghachi shikar karnar ahe. Baiko: Ja mug. Santa: Kasa jaau baher kutra ubha ahe.

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Baiko Mala vatata aapli

Baiko: Mala vatata aapli mulgi premat padali aahe. Navra: Kasha varun? Baiko: Aajkal ti pocket money magat nahi.

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Baiko Mala vatata Banta

Baiko: Mala vatata Banta cha tychya secretary sobat affair aahe. Maitrin: Saaf khota. Tula mala jealous karayacha aahe.

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Baiko Mala vatata majhya

Baiko: Mala vatata majhya navryache tychya secretary sobat affair aahe. Maitrin: Saaf khote. Tula mala jealous karayacha aahe na?

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Baiko Me baher jate

Baiko: Me baher jate, mala Rs 50 dya. Navara: Tula paise nahi akkal pahije. Baiko: Tumchya kade jey ahe tech magate.

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Baiko Me driver la

Baiko: Me driver la kadhun taknar. Aaj tisaranda marata marata vachale. Navra: Apun tyala ek ajun chance dila pahije.

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Baiko Me melyavar dusara

Baiko: Me melyavar dusara lagna karal? Dagine, kapade tila dyal? Navara: Dagine pahu, pun kapade nahi honar, ti barik ahe.

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Baiko Me pregnant ahe

Baiko: Me pregnant ahe sangitla tar tumhi maaral ka? Navra: Nahi ka? Baiko: Lagna adhi babana sangitla tar tyanni marale.

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Baiko mhanje kon ASHI

Baiko mhanje kon? ASHI BAI JI TOKUN TOKUN NAVARYACHYA SAVAYEE BADALTE ANI MUG MHANTE AATA TUMHI PURVI SARAKHE NAHI RAHILE.

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Baiko Year end la

Baiko: Year end la office? Tumchya shivaay office chalu nahi shakat ka? Gampu: Chalu shakata. Pun tey tyana kalayala nako.

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Bandu Aajkal jagnayat kahi

Bandu: Aajkal jagnayat kahi ras nahi. Yam tithe yeto: Tula nyayala aaloy. Bandu: Kaay yaar, aajkal maskari karayachi soy nahi.

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Bandu Aaple aadnaav Wagh

Bandu: Aaple aadnaav Wagh aahe na, mug tumhi aai la ka ghabarta? Baba: Karan lagna adhi aai cha aadnaav Waghmare hote na.

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Bandu Jyotishala Dirghayushi honyasathi

Bandu Jyotishala: Dirghayushi honyasathi kaay karayala hava? Jyotishi: Lagna kara. Aahe tech ayushya dirgha vatel.

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Bandu Khandu ani Pandu

Bandu, Khandu ani Pandu scooter varun jaat asatat. Traffic Police: Aey Scooter thambava. Bandu: Jaga nahi, tumhla kuthe gheu.

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Bandu Lagna nantar mala

Bandu: Lagna nantar mala vegala ghar magashil ka? Babdi: Nahi re, me tyach gharat rahin, tu tujhya gharchyana vegala ghar de.

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Bandu OT madhe Ha

Bandu -OT madhe: Ha haar kashala Doc: Majha hey pahila operation aahe. Successful jhala tar majha sathi nahitar tumcha sathi.

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Bandya Aai paani de

Bandya: Aai paani de na. Aai: Tu ghe. Bandya: Aai please ga. Aai: Kanakhali vajawin ha aata. Bandya: Mug yetana paani pun aan.

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Bankela cashier hava aahe

Bankela cashier hava aahe. Kamal aahe magachya mahinyat tyanni navin cashier thevala hota. Toch hava aahe, karan to farar aahe

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Banta Air India Agent

Banta Air India Agent la: Amritsar la jayla kiti vel lagto? Agent: Ek minute Sir. Banta: Thanks, ani phone thevto.

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Banta Are aaj tu

Banta: Are aaj tu doctor kade janar hotas na? Sunny: Ho pun me ata udya janar aahe, aaj mala jara bara vatat nhavta.

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Banta Ashya manasala aaky

Banta: Ashya manasala aaky mhantat jyala kahi aeykayala yet nahi. Santa: Kahi pan mhana, tasahi tyala aeykayala yet nahich na.

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Banta Automatically mhanje kaay

Banta: Automatically mhanje kaay? Santa: Jevha ekhadi takli mulgi auto madhe pravas karate tevha tila Hindi madhe Auto-may-takli mhantat.

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Banta Ayushala kon jaasta

Banta: Ayushala kon jaasta sunder banawu shakata, girlfriend ki baiko? Santa: Baiko. Fakta ti dusarya chi asali pahije.

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Banta cha dumajli ghar

Banta cha dumajli ghar kami paisyat paint jhala. Kasa? Tyani gharacha varcha majla paint kela ani khali lihila SAME AS ABOVE.

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