Love Jokes SMS in Hindi

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A Boy Disturbs A

A Boy Disturbs A Girl At Bus Stop Girl: Dont You have a Mother or Sister At Home? Boy: No. Girl: Toh Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal, Yahan Time Pass Kyun Kar Raha hai.

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A boy to his

A boy to his girlfriend: I can see the whole world in your eyes. A passer by listens and asks: Matura road pe kitna traffic hai, zara dekh ke bataana.

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A boy touched his

A boy touched his girlfriend and said. Boyfriend: You are so hot baby. Girlfriend: kamine, mujhe bukhaar hai aur tumhe ashiqi sujh rahi hai.

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A small boy says

A small boy says: I love you to a girl. She says: I likes someone else. The boy, in sad mood leaves. After few seconds, looks again at her and says: kamini…

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Aaisi kaunsi cheez hai

Aaisi kaunsi cheez hai jo ladkiyan sirf pehenti hain aur ladke pehente bhi hai aur khaate bhi hain….? Chappal..

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Aaj dear kal yaar

Aaj dear, kal yaar, parso pyaar, fir ikraar, fir intezaar, fir takraar, fir daraar. Saari mehnat bekaar. Wo kisi aur ke saath faraar. Isliye mat karna pyaar.

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Aaj Hum Dono Wada

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein Ke Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge. Hum Wafa Karenge Ham Mohbbat Karenge. Sirf aur Sirf Apni Piyari AMMI JAAN SE.

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Aaj hum tumse apne

Aaj hum tumse apne dil ki baat karte hain mind na karna, hum aapse bahut py.. pya.. pyaray hain. Jisse marzi pooch lo….

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Aaj kal do chezein

Aaj kal do chezein sirf qismat waloon ko milty hain. 1: Jungle mein ghumta hua white haathi. 2: Without affairs waala jeevan saathi.

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Aaj kal ki mohabbat

Aaj kal ki mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho.. Band car ko bhi hila deti hai. Samajh gaye toh thik warna pogo dekhte to ho.

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Aaj kal tum mushkuraati

Aaj kal tum mushkuraati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho.

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Aaj titanic ki anniversary

Aaj titanic ki anniversary hai . Sab pyaar karne waalon se request hai ke doob kar mar jaayen. Thank you……

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Aapki girlfriend jab bhi

Aapki girlfriend jab bhi, aapko koi romantic sms kare, to ye mat sochiye ki, kitna romantic hai. Balki yeh sochiye ki, uske pass yeh sms aaya kahan se.

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Ae sanam itna na

Ae sanam itna na yaad ayaa karo ke raat bhar so na sake. Dophar aankh khulti hai to gharwaale nashta nahi dete.

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Agar Koi Khoobsurat Ladki

Agar Koi Khoobsurat Ladki Bhai Keh De To Ghabraane Ka Nahi. Ek Chamat Lagake Bolo Idhr Kya Kar Rahi Ho? Ghar Jaao.

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Agar tum kisi ko

Agar tum kisi ko chaho aur usse haasil na kar sako to..fittay moo, fittay moo lakh laanat teri aashiqi te.

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Apni mohhabat ka future

Apni mohhabat ka future jaanne ke liye type karain, Apna naam, apni girlfriend ka naam aur send kar dain, apne father ke number par.

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Arz Kiya Hai Chappal

Arz Kiya Hai Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paao Main Nahi aati. Wah kya baat hai. Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paao Main Nahi aati Girlfriend Moti Ho Toh Baahon Mein Nahi aati.

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Bacche Kitne Sacche Hote

Bacche Kitne Sacche Hote Hain. Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Raha Hon, Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Girl Friend Ke Messages

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Bahu ke affairs ke

Bahu ke affairs ke baare mein sunkar Sasurjee pareshaan huye, pati ne usse bahut bura bhala kaha, par saas bilkul chup thi. Kyun? Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

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Biwi Par Eassy Biwi

Biwi Par Eassy: Biwi Ek Paltu Musibat Hai Jo Rasoi Mein Paayi Jaati Hai. Iska Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Hai. Karvachauth Ke Din Ye Badi Matra Mein Dhong Karti Hai.

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Boy And Girl Playing

Boy And Girl Playing Ludo Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aya To I will Kiss you. Girl: Acaha. Agar 6 Aaya To? Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aya To Dubara Bari Lunga

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Boy And Girl Were

Boy And Girl Were Siting In Garden, Suddenly A Dog Kissed A female dog. Boy: Jaanu Agar Bura Na Maano To Mein Bhi? Girl: Ok Par Sambhal Ke. Kahin Kutta Kaat Na Le

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Boy Chalogi Girl Kaha

Boy: Chalogi. Girl: Kaha? Boy: Jaha Tum Kaho. Girl: Police Station Chalte Hai. Boy: Lo Batao, Ab Apni Behen Se Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakte.

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Boy Chalte Chalte Yuhi

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yuhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main, Baithe Baithe Kahin Kho Jata Hoon Main, Kya Yahi Pyar Hai? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai, Glucon D Piya Karo.

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Boy Chalte chalte yunahi

Boy: Chalte chalte yunahi ruk jata hun main, baithe baithe kahin kho jata hon main, kya yahi pyaar hai? Girl:Nahi, ye Kamzori hai, Drip lagwa le.

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BOY Darling Hamare Pyar

BOY: Darling Hamare Pyar ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Mat Batana. GIRL: Rita Ko To Zaroor Bataungi, Pagli Kehti Thi ke Koi Gadha Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega.

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Boy Dekho Mera Naya

Boy: Dekho Mera Naya Cell. Girl: Taj Mein Party do. They Go To Taj. Girl: How Did You Manage Money For Dinner? Boy: Cell Bech Diya! Tum Se Badh ke Thodi Na Tha

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Boy Friendship karogi Girl

Boy: Friendship karogi? Girl: Mere parents ijaazat nahi dete.. Boy: Bahut khoob. Mere baap ne to jaise mujhe ladki set karne ka diploma karaaya hai.

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Boy I Love You

Boy: I Love You. Girl: I am sorry but I Love someone else. Boy in sad mood looked at the girl and said: Bataun teri mummy ko?

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Boy I Love You

Boy: I Love You. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya? Boy: Oh Ho! Propose Kiya Nahi ke Gift Maangna Shuru.

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Boy Jaan meri aankhon

Boy: Jaan meri aankhon mein to dekho kya hai? Girl: Sacha pyaar. Boy: Oye andhi. Machhar nikaal pehle, badi aayi saccha pyar!!!

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Boy Maine Tumse Ek

Boy: Maine Tumse Ek Baat Chupaai Hai. I am Already Married. Girl: Oh God! Tumne toh Dara Hi Diya, Main Samjhi ke Ye Car Tumhari Nahi Hai.

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Boy May I Kiss

Boy: May I Kiss You? Girl: No. Boy: May I Please Kiss You? Girl: Idiot, Main Teacher Thodi Na Hoon Jo Permission Maang Raha Hai. Zabardasti Nahin Kar Sakta Kya?

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Boy Mein chaar saal

Boy: Mein chaar saal ka hun or tum? Girl: Mein bhi chaar saal ki hun Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya? Gir: kahan? Boy: Polio ke qatry peeney.

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Boy Mera Dil Mobile

Boy: Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho. Girl: Ek Baat Poocho? Boy: Ha Poocho. Girl: Tumhara Mobile Dual Sim Wala Toh Nahi Hai Na?

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Boy Meri ek ek

Boy: Meri ek ek saans pe ek ek ladki marti hai.. Girl: To tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyun nahi karte ..

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BOY Mujhe maaf Karna

BOY: Mujhe maaf Karna. Maine Aap Se Chupaya Tha Ka Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai. GIRL: Arre Koi Baat Nahi. Chalo Aaj Main Tumhen Apne BACCHON Se Milwati Hoon.

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Boy Teri judaai mein

Boy: Teri judaai mein, neend udaati hai, jaan jaati hai, chain khota hai, dil rota hai. Girl: Check karwaale beta, dengue virus bhi aisa hi hota hai.

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Boy Teri Judai Mein

Boy: Teri Judai Mein Neend Udti Hai, Jaan Jaati Hai, Chain Khota Hai, Dil Rota Hai. Girl: Check Karwa Le Beta Dengu Malaria Bhi Aisa Hi Hota Ha.

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Boy To Girl Friend

Boy To Girl Friend: Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jisme Dukh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi. Girl: I Love You Bhaiyya.

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Boy to girl I

Boy to girl: I love You. Girl: I am engagd with someone and I have a boyfriend too! Boy: Dekho na please mujhe kahin adjust kar sakti ho toh.

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Boy To Girl Kya

Boy To Girl: Kya Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon. Girl: Kyun, Kameene, Mere Lips Pe Zeher Laga Hai Kya?

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Boy To Girl Tumhari

Boy To Girl: Tumhari Age Kya Hai? Girl: 16 Yrs. Boy: Tumne 5 Saal Pehle Bhi Yehi Batai Thi. Girl: Dekha Ladkiyan Zubaan Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hain.

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Boy Told His Friend

Boy Told His Friend: Yaar Ek Ladki Mujhe Hanske Dekh Rahi Hai Friend Replied: Abbe Sahi Se Dekh, Hans ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hans Rahi Hai.

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Boy Too Dharti Pe

Boy: Too Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Lunga. Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha ke Tum Kutte Ki Nasal Ho.

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Boy Tum ladkiyaan itni

Boy:Tum ladkiyaan itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho. Girl: Kyunki God ne humko apne hathon se banaaya hai. Boy: Bol to aise rahi ho jaise hum net se download hue hain

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Boy Tum Shaadi Ke

Boy: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Maangogi. Girl: Arre Nahin, Main Aisi Ladki Nahin Hoon. Tum Apne Maa Baap Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.

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Boy Tumhara Mobile Dekh

Boy: Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu? Girl: Han Just A minute Inbox Delete, Sent Item Delete, Call History Delete. Lo Dekh lo. Tumhe Toh Mujhe Trust Hi Nahi Karte.

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Boy Yaar Ladki Ko

Boy: Yaar Ladki Ko I Love you kehne Ki Sabse acchi Jagah Kaunsi Hai? Dost: Mandir. Boy: Kyun? Dost: Kyun Ke Wahan Ladkiyon Ne Chappal Nahi Pehni Hoti.

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Boy You Are Sunshine

Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life, Without You Life Is Cloudy, You Are In My Heart Like Rain Water On Barren Land. Girl: Is It A Proposal Or Weather Report?

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Boy Your Name Girl

Boy:Your Name? Girl: Kyun Batau? Boy: Na Batao, Main Kaunsa Tumhe Apni HONDA Car Main Bitha ke 5 Star Resturant Le Jaane Wala Tha. Girl: Rita, BCom, Final Year.

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Boys Attitude When A

Boys Attitude! When A Boy Proposes A Girl If She Says Yes Then Pata Ni Kitto Ko Haa Kiya Hoga. If She Says No Then Bandri Apne Aap Ko Aishwarya Samajhti Hai.

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Boys Jo Hell mein

Boys:Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahe, Abbe Shaitaan ki beti dekhi? Mast hai Yar. Girls:Jo heaven bhi jaaye toh kahe, Wo pari ki nail polish dekhi. How Cheap na?

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Boys ka common sense

Boys ka common sense zero hota hai. Kaise? Gents toilet mein likh kar aayenge Pinky I Love You. Ab kya Pinky wahan padhne Jaayegi?

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Boys Ke Zindagi ke

Boys Ke Zindagi ke do usool Hain. Pehla: Wo Kisi Ajnabi Ladki Se Ishq Nahi Ladaate. Aur Dosra: Wo Kisi Ladki Ko Ajnabi Nahi Samajhte.

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Bus Stop Par Boy

Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola: Sandal To Bahut Acchi Pehni Hai. Girl: Utaar Kar Dikhaon Kya? Boy: Lo Isse Zyada Acchi Toh Qameez Pehni Hai.

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Chai Wala Sings Bholi

Chai Wala Sings: Bholi Si Soorat. Aankhon Mein Masti Durr Khadi Sharmaye, Aye Haye. Ladki Sings: Kaali Si Soorat Haath Mein Ketli Door Khada Chillaye. Chai Chai

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Classic Insult Girlfriend Main

Classic Insult! Girlfriend: Main Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon. Boyfrnd: Arre! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya?

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Confidence Aur Over Confidence

Confidence Aur Over Confidence Main Farq. Aap Apni Girlfrind Ko Kiss Kar Sakte Hain, Thats Confidence. Sirf Aur Sirf Aap Hi Kar Sakte Hain Thats Over Confidence

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Definition Of Girl Friend

Definition Of Girl Friend- Jo Har Baat Pe Tok Tok Kar Tumhari Har Aadat Badal De Aur 2 Saal Baad Kahe Ab Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe.

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Diff in Wife Saali

Diff in Wife & Saali. Saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duty, Saali Is Passion, Wife Is Tension, Saali Is Patakha, Wife Is Syapa, Saali Is Fresh Cake, Wife Is EarthQuake

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Difference between Watch and

Difference between Watch and Wife. Ek Bigadti Hai To Band Ho Jaati Hai Aur Doosri Bigadti Hai toh Shuru Ho Jaati Hai.

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Do lovers apple kha

Do lovers apple kha rahe the. Aankhon mein aankhen daal ke Ladki: tum itna ghoor kyun rahe ho. Ladka: thoda thoda kha bhukhad 150 rupay kilo hai.

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Do lovers ek plate

Do lovers ek plate mein paani puri kha rahe the, Girlfriend pyaar se: aise kyun dekh rahe ho? Boy: ek to mujhe bhi kha lene de kamini.

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Ek Bus Mein Girls

Ek Bus Mein Girls Ki Team Aur Boys Ki Team Antakshari Khelne waale the. Girls: Hum Tumhe Hara Ke Dikhayenge! Boys: Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao.

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Ek Ladka Phool Le

Ek Ladka Phool Le Kar Ladki ke Paas Gaya. Ladki Ne Usse KISS Kar Diya, Wo Ghabra Kar Bhaga Toh Ladki Ne Poocha Kya Hua? Ladka: Guldasta Lene Ja Raha Hoon.

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Ek Ladki Sadak Pe

Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi, Piche Se Ek Boy Bola: Ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya? Girl: Bhaag Ja Saale, 3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu Abhi Tak Ghar Nahi Pahuchi.

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Full form of BOYS

Full form of BOYS. B- Badmashiyon mein sabse aage. O- ulluon ki Tarah Raat mein Jaage Y- Yaariya Nibhate Jaan Lagaake S- Shareef sirf apne baap ke aage

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Full form of GIRL

Full form of GIRL. G — Gussa hamesha naak pe, I — Innocent sirf shakal se, R — Rone ki automatic machine, L — Ladai mein sabki naani.

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Gareebi Kya Hai Jab

Gareebi Kya Hai? Jab Ek Ladki 2 Rs. Mein KISS Dene Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho. Aur Aapke Paas Sirf 1 Rs. Ho.

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Girl Agar Mujhse Shaadi

Girl: Agar Mujhse Shaadi Karni hai To Tumhe Har week mummy Ko Raashan aur Papa Ki Bike Mein 10 Litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga. Boy: Behan, Mummy Papa ko Hi kehna

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Girl Boy Se Jaan

Girl Boy Se: Jaan Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho. Ladka: Kamini Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Kar ke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Begairat.

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Girl Dont Touch Me

Girl: Dont Touch Me Kyun Ke Main Ladki Hoon Aur Hafiz-ae-Quran Hoon. Boy: Mai Bhi Choom Ke Rakh Donga Kyun Ke Main Bhi Musalmaan Hoon.

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Girl Friend Is for

Girl Friend Is for Fun. Wife Is for Son. Girl Friend Is for night Partner. Wife Is for Life Partner. Girl Friend Is TOOTY FRUITY. Wife Is KISMAT PHOOTI

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