Love Jokes SMS in English

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3 Fastest Means Of

3 Fastest Means Of Communication 1 : Tele-Phone 2 : Tele-Vision 3 : Tell-A-Women. Need Still Faster? Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone.

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5 Benefits of Kissing

5 Benefits of Kissing: 1. Changes Taste. 2. Lips Never Get Dry. 3. Burns Calories. 4. Makes Face Muscles Strong. 5. Relieves Stress. So Keep Kissing

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50 of married men

50% of married men cheat on their wives in India…..the rest go to Thailand!

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A boy I love

A boy: I love your daughter since 5 months. Girl’s father: How can you prove it. Boy: wait for 4 months… you will believe it yourself.

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A Boy Is Driving

A Boy Is Driving When A Girl Tries To Overtake Him. Boy: Hey Buffalo! Girl Shouts Back: Donkey! And She Has An Accident. She Hits A Buffalo Crossing The Road.

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A Boy Was Going

A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend. Friend Asked: Who Is She? Boy: My Cousin. The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.

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A girl was thirsty

A girl was thirsty. She saw an Alladin chirag besides her, She rubbed and ordered : JINN meri pyaas bujhao . Jin: OK Madam. Pepsi wali ya Emraan Hashmi wali?

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A guy visits his

A guy visits his girl. She goes in kitchen to make coffee. Boy sees her phone. What she must have saved my name as? Calls. The phone screen reads: Idiot no. 5

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A hot girl removes

A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, make me feel like a wife. The boy also removes his jeans says, wash both the jeans.

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A man loved by

A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble – Voltaire

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A man was traveling

A man was traveling with his wife in a cab, he saw the driver adjust the mirror. Man:You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

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A management student hugs

A management student hugs a girl.
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!

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A Mother Makes Her

A Mother Makes Her Son Intelligent In 20 Years, But A Girl Can Make Him Stupid In 2 Minutes.

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A Women Is Always

A Women Is Always Right. But Sometimes Confused Or Misinformed Or Rude Or Stubborn Or Senseless Or Unchangeable About Opinions Or Even Stupid. But Never Wrong.

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Amazing similarity between Love

Amazing similarity between Love and food. If cross the limit the result is vomiting, Jinko samaz aaya wo like karo baaki bache pogo dekho.

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An intelligent girlfriend is

An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..

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Be careful when a

Be careful when a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart. This may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top.

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Boy Asked a Girl

Boy Asked a Girl: Why Do You Love A Rose Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies for You Everyday? Girl Replied: Oye Hoye English!

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BOY Do You Have

BOY: Do You Have A PEN? Girl: Yea. BOY: Oh, Its Out Of Ink. Girl: What? You are Kidding, It Works. Boy: It doesnt. Well, You Try. Write Your Mobile Number Here

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Boy Dress Super Girl

Boy: Dress Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Lipstik Also Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Makeup Also Done Very Well. Girl: Thanks Brother. Boy: Then Why You Look So Ugly?

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Boy I am not

Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I do not even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you. Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit..

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Boy I love a

Boy: I love a girl Girl: Oh! who is she? Boy: She looks a bit like you. Girl: Awwww is it me? Boy: No its your sister.

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Boy I Think We

Boy: I Think We Have
Something In Common.
Girl: Ohh Really? What’s That?
Boy: Its Called Nothing

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Boy Its Just A

Boy: Its Just A Formality, But I Still Ask, Can I Marry Your Daughter? Father: Who Told You Its Just A Formality? Boy: The Gynacologist.

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Boy My Girlfriend broke

Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend. Friend: Really Bad, What did you do? Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.

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Boy to Gym coach

Boy to Gym coach:
I wanna impress this cute girl I am gonna meet in 3 days..
which macchine should I use?
Coach: Use ATM macchine outside the gym.

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Boy To Moon Why

Boy To Moon: Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose Which Dies In A Day and Doesnt Love Me When I Die For Her Everyday? Moon to Boy: Nice One Dude, Post It On FACEBOOK.

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Boy Why arent you

Boy: Why arent you married yet? Girl: Because I am still young and you? Boy: I am not married yet because you are still young.

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Boy You Are Sunshine

Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life, Without You Life Is Cloudy, You Are In My Heart Like Rain For Barren Land. Girl: Darling! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

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Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are

Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like Liver Kidney. Boy Is Liver And Girl Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages With Other Kidney.

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Boyfriend Babe What You

Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You

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Can A Woman Make

Can A Woman Make You A Millionaire? Yes! If You Are A Billionaire.

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Confusion Grammar Says I

Confusion. Grammar Says I Love You Is A Statement Not A Question. Then Why Does It Always Require an Answer?

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Do You Know What

Do You Know What Is GIRL? G-Ghost I-In R-Real L-Life. So Avoid Girls & Forward Their Numbers To Me. Dont Worry About My Life I am A Professional GHOST RIDER.

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Ek mazloom ladke ki

Ek mazloom ladke ki fariyaad. Give me some sunshine Give me some rain. Give me some other girls number, I am single once again.

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Every Woman Needs A

Every Woman Needs A Husband Desperately Because Every Day And Every Minute Something Goes Wrong Which She Cannot Blame On God Or The Government.

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Exams are like girl

Exams are like girl friends – Too many questions – Difficult to understand – More explanation is needed – Result is always fail!

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Experienced man says The

Experienced man says: The real problem does not start when boy starts looking at a girl. It begins, when she turns and looks back at the guy.

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Girl Nice Mobile Where

Girl: Nice Mobile. Where Did You Buy? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: How Many People Participated? Boy: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.

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Girl To Her Boyfriend

Girl To Her Boyfriend: Darling, Do You Know Handsome and Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends. Boy: Thanks For The Compliment Darling.

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Girlfriend Are you sure

Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!

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Girlfriend asks Have you

Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend The

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married. Boyfriend: Thats OK, but who will marry us?

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GIRLS DIARY He Was

GIRLS DIARY: He Was Quiet today. I Asked If Its My Fault. He Said No. I Said I Love You. He Was Sad. I Cried All Night. BOYS DIARY: Shit India Lost The Match.

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Girls Silence Is Dangerous

Girls Silence Is Dangerous. They are Either: About To Blow Up, Need A Hug, Falling Apart, Crying Inside Or All Of The Above.

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Height Of Friendship A

Height Of Friendship. A Man Trying To Commit Suicide. When Asked For Reason He Said: My Girl Ran Away With My Best Friend And I Cant Live Without My Friend

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Husband I will make

Husband: I will make you the happiest woman on earth. Wife: I’ll really miss you.

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Husband Roses are red

Husband: Roses are red, sky is blue, you are pretty, I love you. Wife: Roses are dead, I am blue, you are sick, one day I will kill you.

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Husband Why do you

Husband: Why do you say your sister fell in love at second sight? Wife: When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was.

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Husband Would you have

Husband: Would you have married me if my father had not left me a fortune? Wife: I would have married you, No Matter Who Left You a Fortune!

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I LOVE YOU Send

I LOVE YOU Send This message to 10 girls and win a Free trip to your nearest POLICE STATION In Luxury JEEP Food Accomodation and Body Masagge Free

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In A Park 2

In A Park 2 Lovers Eating Chips Looking Into Each Others Eyes. Girl: Dear, What Are You Thinking Right Now? Boy: I Think You Are Eating More.

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KISS is purely organic

KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100 wholesome.
Heres one for you.
MMWAAAH. Have a nice day!

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Love a highly desirable

Love: a highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker

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Man In Restaurant Sees

Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman And Asks: Is This Seat Empty? Woman (Furiously): Yes, And Once You Sit On It My Seat Would Also Be Empty

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Marriage is like a

Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.

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Men want Economist in

Men want Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil at home and economist in bed

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Once A Boy Asked

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Friend: Will You Marry Me? The Girl Said: NO. Then They Lived Happily Ever After.

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Ordinary Girl I Am

Ordinary Girl: I Am Not A Princess But My Life Partner Should Be A Prince. Smart Girl: My Life Patner May Not Be A Prince But He Should Treat Me As A Princess.

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Q How do you

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder, Instructions Manual

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Q What Are The

Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Dont Mind Thier Own Business? Ans: 1-No MiNd. 2-No Business

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Q Why do women

Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Relationship Between Boys And

Relationship Between Boys And Girls Now A Days: You Can Touch Each Other, But You Can Not Touch Each Others Mobile.

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Research has revealed that

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife…
If somebody else describes her to you.

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Sometimes When two People

Sometimes,
When two People Love Each Other Very Much,
They Get Married And Ruin Everything.

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Technical beizati Boy I

Technical beizati: Boy: I like your teeth. Girl: Oh really, why? Boy: Because yellow is my favorite color..

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The Problem With Guys

The Problem With Guys: They Make You Believe They Love When They Don’t. The Problem With Girls: They Make You Believe They Dont Love You When They Do.

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The Two Dangerous Weapons

The Two Dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs Are: 1) A Girls SMILE & 2) A Girls TEAR. Both Can Make A Man Do Anything

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Three stages of marriage

Three stages of marriage: 1st Mad for each other, 2nd made for each other, 3rd mad because of each other.

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What Happens When The

What Happens When The Earth Turn 30 Times Faster? You Get Your Salary Every Day And All Women Bleed Dead.

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What Is The Difference

What Is The Difference Between Problem and Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl = Problem! 1 Boy Loved By 2 Girls = Talent.

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When somebody who is

When somebody who is deeply in love with you tells that you are cute beautiful and angelic. I agree. That is true. Believe me. Because love is definitely blind.

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Wife Look a thief

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared. Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

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