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3 Fastest Means Of Communication 1 : Tele-Phone 2 : Tele-Vision 3 : Tell-A-Women. Need Still Faster? Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone.
5 Benefits of Kissing: 1. Changes Taste. 2. Lips Never Get Dry. 3. Burns Calories. 4. Makes Face Muscles Strong. 5. Relieves Stress. So Keep Kissing
50% of married men cheat on their wives in India…..the rest go to Thailand!
A Boy Disturbs A Girl At Bus Stop Girl: Dont You have a Mother or Sister At Home? Boy: No. Girl: Toh Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal, Yahan Time Pass Kyun Kar Raha hai.
A boy: I love your daughter since 5 months. Girl’s father: How can you prove it. Boy: wait for 4 months… you will believe it yourself.
A Boy Is Driving When A Girl Tries To Overtake Him. Boy: Hey Buffalo! Girl Shouts Back: Donkey! And She Has An Accident. She Hits A Buffalo Crossing The Road.
A boy to his girlfriend: I can see the whole world in your eyes. A passer by listens and asks: Matura road pe kitna traffic hai, zara dekh ke bataana.
A boy touched his girlfriend and said. Boyfriend: You are so hot baby. Girlfriend: kamine, mujhe bukhaar hai aur tumhe ashiqi sujh rahi hai.
A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend. Friend Asked: Who Is She? Boy: My Cousin. The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.
A girl was thirsty. She saw an Alladin chirag besides her, She rubbed and ordered : JINN meri pyaas bujhao . Jin: OK Madam. Pepsi wali ya Emraan Hashmi wali?
A guy visits his girl. She goes in kitchen to make coffee. Boy sees her phone. What she must have saved my name as? Calls. The phone screen reads: Idiot no. 5
A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, make me feel like a wife. The boy also removes his jeans says, wash both the jeans.
A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble – Voltaire
A man was traveling with his wife in a cab, he saw the driver adjust the mirror. Man:You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
A management student hugs a girl.
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!
A Mother Makes Her Son Intelligent In 20 Years, But A Girl Can Make Him Stupid In 2 Minutes.
A small boy says: I love you to a girl. She says: I likes someone else. The boy, in sad mood leaves. After few seconds, looks again at her and says: kamini…
A Women Is Always Right. But Sometimes Confused Or Misinformed Or Rude Or Stubborn Or Senseless Or Unchangeable About Opinions Or Even Stupid. But Never Wrong.
Aaisi kaunsi cheez hai jo ladkiyan sirf pehenti hain aur ladke pehente bhi hai aur khaate bhi hain….? Chappal..
Aaj dear, kal yaar, parso pyaar, fir ikraar, fir intezaar, fir takraar, fir daraar. Saari mehnat bekaar. Wo kisi aur ke saath faraar. Isliye mat karna pyaar.
Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein Ke Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge. Hum Wafa Karenge Ham Mohbbat Karenge. Sirf aur Sirf Apni Piyari AMMI JAAN SE.
Aaj hum tumse apne dil ki baat karte hain mind na karna, hum aapse bahut py.. pya.. pyaray hain. Jisse marzi pooch lo….
Aaj kal do chezein sirf qismat waloon ko milty hain. 1: Jungle mein ghumta hua white haathi. 2: Without affairs waala jeevan saathi.
Aaj kal ki mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho.. Band car ko bhi hila deti hai. Samajh gaye toh thik warna pogo dekhte to ho.
Aaj kal tum mushkuraati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho.
Aaj titanic ki anniversary hai . Sab pyaar karne waalon se request hai ke doob kar mar jaayen. Thank you……
Aapki girlfriend jab bhi, aapko koi romantic sms kare, to ye mat sochiye ki, kitna romantic hai. Balki yeh sochiye ki, uske pass yeh sms aaya kahan se.
Ae sanam itna na yaad ayaa karo ke raat bhar so na sake. Dophar aankh khulti hai to gharwaale nashta nahi dete.
Agar Koi Khoobsurat Ladki Bhai Keh De To Ghabraane Ka Nahi. Ek Chamat Lagake Bolo Idhr Kya Kar Rahi Ho? Ghar Jaao.
Agar tum kisi ko chaho aur usse haasil na kar sako to..fittay moo, fittay moo lakh laanat teri aashiqi te.
Amazing similarity between Love and food. If cross the limit the result is vomiting, Jinko samaz aaya wo like karo baaki bache pogo dekho.
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..
Apni mohhabat ka future jaanne ke liye type karain, Apna naam, apni girlfriend ka naam aur send kar dain, apne father ke number par.
Arz Kiya Hai Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paao Main Nahi aati. Wah kya baat hai. Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paao Main Nahi aati Girlfriend Moti Ho Toh Baahon Mein Nahi aati.
Bacche Kitne Sacche Hote Hain. Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Raha Hon, Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Girl Friend Ke Messages
Bahu ke affairs ke baare mein sunkar Sasurjee pareshaan huye, pati ne usse bahut bura bhala kaha, par saas bilkul chup thi. Kyun? Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi
Be careful when a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart. This may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top.
Biwi Par Eassy: Biwi Ek Paltu Musibat Hai Jo Rasoi Mein Paayi Jaati Hai. Iska Aahar Pati Ka Bheja Hai. Karvachauth Ke Din Ye Badi Matra Mein Dhong Karti Hai.
Boy And Girl Playing Ludo Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aya To I will Kiss you. Girl: Acaha. Agar 6 Aaya To? Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aya To Dubara Bari Lunga
Boy And Girl Were Siting In Garden, Suddenly A Dog Kissed A female dog. Boy: Jaanu Agar Bura Na Maano To Mein Bhi? Girl: Ok Par Sambhal Ke. Kahin Kutta Kaat Na Le
Boy Asked a Girl: Why Do You Love A Rose Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies for You Everyday? Girl Replied: Oye Hoye English!
Boy: Chalogi. Girl: Kaha? Boy: Jaha Tum Kaho. Girl: Police Station Chalte Hai. Boy: Lo Batao, Ab Apni Behen Se Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakte.
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yuhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main, Baithe Baithe Kahin Kho Jata Hoon Main, Kya Yahi Pyar Hai? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai, Glucon D Piya Karo.
Boy: Chalte chalte yunahi ruk jata hun main, baithe baithe kahin kho jata hon main, kya yahi pyaar hai? Girl:Nahi, ye Kamzori hai, Drip lagwa le.
BOY: Darling Hamare Pyar ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Mat Batana. GIRL: Rita Ko To Zaroor Bataungi, Pagli Kehti Thi ke Koi Gadha Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega.
Boy: Dekho Mera Naya Cell. Girl: Taj Mein Party do. They Go To Taj. Girl: How Did You Manage Money For Dinner? Boy: Cell Bech Diya! Tum Se Badh ke Thodi Na Tha
BOY: Do You Have A PEN? Girl: Yea. BOY: Oh, Its Out Of Ink. Girl: What? You are Kidding, It Works. Boy: It doesnt. Well, You Try. Write Your Mobile Number Here
Boy: Dress Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Lipstik Also Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Makeup Also Done Very Well. Girl: Thanks Brother. Boy: Then Why You Look So Ugly?
Boy: Friendship karogi? Girl: Mere parents ijaazat nahi dete.. Boy: Bahut khoob. Mere baap ne to jaise mujhe ladki set karne ka diploma karaaya hai.
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I do not even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you. Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit..
Boy: I love a girl Girl: Oh! who is she? Boy: She looks a bit like you. Girl: Awwww is it me? Boy: No its your sister.
Boy: I Love You. Girl: I am sorry but I Love someone else. Boy in sad mood looked at the girl and said: Bataun teriÃ‚ mummy ko?
Boy: I Love You. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya? Boy: Oh Ho! Propose Kiya Nahi ke Gift Maangna Shuru.
Boy: I Think We Have
Something In Common.
Girl: Ohh Really? What’s That?
Boy: Its Called Nothing
Boy: Its Just A Formality, But I Still Ask, Can I Marry Your Daughter? Father: Who Told You Its Just A Formality? Boy: The Gynacologist.
Boy: Jaan meri aankhon mein to dekho kya hai? Girl: Sacha pyaar. Boy: Oye andhi. Machhar nikaal pehle, badi aayi saccha pyar!!!
Boy: Maine Tumse Ek Baat Chupaai Hai. I am Already Married. Girl: Oh God! Tumne toh Dara Hi Diya, Main Samjhi ke Ye Car Tumhari Nahi Hai.
Boy: May I Kiss You? Girl: No. Boy: May I Please Kiss You? Girl: Idiot, Main Teacher Thodi Na Hoon Jo Permission Maang Raha Hai. Zabardasti Nahin Kar Sakta Kya?
Boy: Mein chaar saal ka hun or tum? Girl: Mein bhi chaar saal ki hun Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya? Gir: kahan? Boy: Polio ke qatry peeney.
Boy: Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho. Girl: Ek Baat Poocho? Boy: Ha Poocho. Girl: Tumhara Mobile Dual Sim Wala Toh Nahi Hai Na?
Boy: Meri ek ek saans pe ek ek ladki marti hai.. Girl: To tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyun nahi karte ..
BOY: Mujhe maaf Karna. Maine Aap Se Chupaya Tha Ka Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai. GIRL: Arre Koi Baat Nahi. Chalo Aaj Main Tumhen Apne BACCHON Se Milwati Hoon.
Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend. Friend: Really Bad, What did you do? Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.
Boy: Teri judaai mein, neend udaati hai, jaan jaati hai, chain khota hai, dil rota hai. Girl: Check karwaale beta, dengue virus bhi aisa hi hota hai.
Boy: Teri Judai Mein Neend Udti Hai, Jaan Jaati Hai, Chain Khota Hai, Dil Rota Hai. Girl: Check Karwa Le Beta Dengu Malaria Bhi Aisa Hi Hota Ha.
Boy To Girl Friend: Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jisme Dukh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi. Girl: I Love You Bhaiyya.
Boy to girl: I love You. Girl: I am engagd with someone and I have a boyfriend too! Boy: Dekho na please mujhe kahin adjust kar sakti ho toh.
Boy To Girl: Kya Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon. Girl: Kyun, Kameene, Mere Lips Pe Zeher Laga Hai Kya?
Boy To Girl: Tumhari Age Kya Hai? Girl: 16 Yrs. Boy: Tumne 5 Saal Pehle Bhi Yehi Batai Thi. Girl: Dekha Ladkiyan Zubaan Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hain.
Boy to Gym coach:
I wanna impress this cute girl I am gonna meet in 3 days..
which macchine should I use?
Coach: Use ATM macchine outside the gym.
Boy To Moon: Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose Which Dies In A Day and Doesnt Love Me When I Die For Her Everyday? Moon to Boy: Nice One Dude, Post It On FACEBOOK.
Boy Told His Friend: Yaar Ek Ladki Mujhe Hanske Dekh Rahi Hai Friend Replied: Abbe Sahi Se Dekh, Hans ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hans Rahi Hai.
Boy: Too Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Lunga. Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha ke Tum Kutte Ki Nasal Ho.
Boy:Tum ladkiyaan itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho. Girl: Kyunki God ne humko apne hathon se banaaya hai. Boy: Bol to aise rahi ho jaise hum net se download hue hain
Boy: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Maangogi. Girl: Arre Nahin, Main Aisi Ladki Nahin Hoon. Tum Apne Maa Baap Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.