Funny Attitude Jokes

Read these Jokes on Attitude and tickle your funny bone till you roll out laughing. Best jokes on attitude hand picked to make your day.

6 birds were sitting

6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter shoots over them. 5 birds flew away but one female bird kept sitting. Why? Girls And Their Attitude Man!

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A baby mosquito came

A baby mosquito came back from his first flying.
His dad asked, “How do you feel?”
He replied, “It was great. Everybody was clapping for me!”

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A mouse s last

A mouse’s last words to a guy who’s about to kill him, – You are just jealous that i can make your girlfriend scream louder than you you can. Huh!

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A smart answer given

A smart answer given by a boy when asked: How do you feel when any girl gives you a flying kiss? Boy: I hate such lazy Girls.

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Attitude at it s

Attitude at it’s best. Non-smoker: I hate cigarettes. Smoker: Me too, that’s why I am burning them.

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Attitude at its peak

Attitude at its peak
Teacher:
Why are you Late?
Student:
Does it Really matter?
You still get Paid.

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Attitude of Girls When

Attitude of Girls: When a boy sends dirty sms, she laughs for 10 minutes, forwards it to her friends and then replies to the boy- I dont like such sms. Ok?

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Attitude Reloaded Boy I

Attitude Reloaded.
Boy: I hate you.
Girl: WoW. What a co-incidence.

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Boy Aapka naam kya

Boy: Aapka naam kya hai?
Girl: Kyun bataun?
Boy: OK, main kaunsa tumhe apni BMW main bithane wala hu.
Girl: Nazia, B.Com. 2nd Year. Next gali mein rehti hoon.

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Boy Did you know

Boy: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Boy: What did you say?

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Boy I can t

Boy: I can’t marry you. Give my love letters back. Next day girl gave him a big basket full of letters and said- Find yours from this and get lost.

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Boys asks a Girl

Boys asks a Girl: Can you dance with me?
Girl (with attitude): I don’t dance with kids.
Boy: Oh! Sorry Aunty. I didn’t know you are Pregnant.

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Dear boys If you

Dear boys, If you don’t look like Calvin Klein models, don’t expect us to look like Victoria’s Secret Angels.

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Girl Brother that is

Girl-Brother, that is my seat! Boy-I am not your brother, my father didn’t have an affair with your mom. Girl-True! But my father did. MORAL-Don’t be over smart

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Girls are confusing They

Girls are confusing. They hate it when you ask how old they are, then they turn around and bite your head off if you forget their birthday.

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Girls Are Never Wrong

Girls Are Never Wrong! Just sometimes confused, rude, stubborn, senseless, emotional, crazy, stupid, idiot even mad But NEVER WRONG.

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Height Of Attitude Teacher

Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why Are You Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why Are You Teaching During My Conversation?
Panga Is Not Changa With The Students.

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My Attitude A Girl

My Attitude: A Girl proposed me. I said: Sorry, I wont be able to accept your proposal, but I apprecate your selection.

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SHORT AND CUTE There

SHORT AND CUTE- There is nothing special in this Text. Except the person who has written it.

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Some men join the

Some men join the ARMY because they are SINGLE and they like WAR. Some men join the ARMY because they are MARRIED and they love PEACE.

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Wanna feel better Open

Wanna feel better?
Open a file in your PC
Name it Boss
Delete it
Your PC will ask, Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?
Say Yes
Feel better?

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When a girl says

When a girl says ‘Have Fun’ She means have a horrible time without me.

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Women dont make fools

Women dont make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

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