SMS Jokes on Indian Premiere League IPL
The season of IPL is back with all the cheering and on field drama. Crack up with the funniest of IPL jokes and share them with your friends. Happy Cricket Season!
A cricket enthusiast had 3 signs in office labelled In, Out & LBW. A visitor asked ‘In’ and ‘Out’ is ok but what is LBW?
Owner Replied: Let the Bastards Wait.
After Watching IPL Cricket
Guard: Gentleman Match Is Over Now
Why Are You Still Watching The Pavallion
Pappu: Actually I Am Waiting For Highlights
EXAMs should be like IPL.
Timing should be 1 Hour
No Invigilator In Exam Hall for first 15 min
Cheer Leaders Dance After Every Right Answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!
Height of misunderstndng
IPL T20 Flash News!
All boys Performed well last night.
I was fully satisfied
– Shilpa Shetty.
IPL- Competition wher 9 teams fight with each other to play with Chennai Super Kings in the finals.
IPL starring Rajnikanth. Climax: 1 ball, 24 to win. Rajni hits, Ball splits into 4 pieces. All pieces strike a sixer. Match won!
IPL team of computer engineers
2.Kolkata node riders
6.Chennai super computers
Judge:Your parents are divorced. You want to be with mom?
Kid:She beats me
Kid:He beats me too. I wanna be with IPL KKR Team, they never beat anybody
Lalit Modi was surrounded
by Preity, Shilpa, Katrina, Deepika
but now is surrounded
by the IT officials.
He has gone from the
Axe Effect to
the Tax Effect.
Political Parties IPL Team 2021
Trinamul Tigers etc.
Q: What did people start shouting when cricketer Aditya Tare fell on the pitch? Ans: Taare Zameen Par.
Q. What is KKR’s former captain Saurabh Ganguly’s favorite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.
Q. What’s the IPL version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What’s the most proficient form of footwork displayed by KKR Players? A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the IPL touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. Who spent the most time at the crease in the KKR IPL Team? A. The lady who ironed the crickets clothes.
Q. Why don’t IPL fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Qn: After Sachin’s injury what is the new full form of IPL? Ans: Injured Players League!
Rajnikanth got bored from all the bad drama that IRL creates and broke its leg.
Now, it is called IPL.
Sachin’s Son: Mom, look here dad hitting sixers all the way. Mom: Son, that is boost advertisement.
Somebody asked Rahul Gandhi while he was watching an IPL match, Which team are you supporting?
Rahul: Well, I am supporting AC Milan.
The Devils challenged the Angels to an IPL.
But we’ve got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Yes. But we’ve got all the team owners exclaimed The Devils.
There Was A Girl. She Painted KKR Logo On Her Face..
A Boy Kissed On Her Cheek & Said I Love KKR and SRK. I am just supporting the team!
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
What is similarity between IPL and Ramdev’s anshan?
Both are fixed!
What is the height of optimism ?
Kolkata Knight Riders coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Where does IPL Cricket Players perform their best? In Advertisements.