Mazedaar Hindi SMS Jokes

Mast mazedaar Hindi Jokes now on SMS. There is no end to laughing now!

1 aadmi ne apni

1 aadmi ne apni moti biwi se poocha, sisak ke marna theek hai ya ekdum. BIWI: ekdum. Aadmi: toh apni dusri taang bhi mujh par rakh do.

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1 couple ko movie

1 couple ko movie tickets milte hai. Uspe likha hota hai Pehchan kaun. Movie dekh kar ghar aate hain toh sab samaan gayab. Bas 1 note milta hai, Sahi pehchana

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1 ladka ek ladki

1 ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki ke saath. 3rd day koi aur. Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte 

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1st maccher bola main

1st maccher bola-main doctor banunga. 2nd bola – Main engineer banunga. Itne mein kisi ne Mortin jala diya. Macchar bole – Saali ne poora career kharab kar diya

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Aadmi Beta kya tumne

Aadmi: Beta, kya tumne pehni ghadi samay batati hai? Boy: Nahi uncle, samay jaanne ke liye ghadi mein dekhna padta hai.

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Aadmi painting ka gyan

Aadmi painting ka gyan dikhate huye kehta hai: Wah kya painting hai, kya kala hai. Painter: Sahab yeh mere brush saaf karne ki jagah hai.

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Aaj maine ek jaan

Aaj maine ek jaan bacchaayi. Pata hai kaise? Wo aise ke ek faqeer se poocha 5000 ka note doon to, kya karoge? Wo bola: khushi se mar jaoonga . Maine diya hi nahi.

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Aandhiyan chali yun ke

Aandhiyan chali yun ke dil ujad ke reh gaya. wah wah. Aandhiyan chali yun ke dil hi ujad ke reh gaya. Jara dekh yaar mere aankh mein kachra pad gaya.

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Accident ke baad doctor

Accident ke baad doctor Chantu se: Ek acchi khabar hai aur ek buri khabar. Ab aap kabhi kaam nahi kar payenge. Chantu: Wah! Ab buri khabar bataiye.

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Adalat mein vakeel buddhe

Adalat mein vakeel buddhe se: tumne jawaan ladki ko bahon mein kyun pakda? Maai baap thand lag rahi thi aur ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha I am hot.

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Air hostess to lalu

Air hostess to lalu yadav: Sir, are you vegetarian or non vegetarian. Lalu: ka matlab. Sir, aap shakahaari hai ya masahaari? Lalu: huttt sasuri, I am bihari.

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Ajeet Maikal Is ke

Ajeet: Maikal, Is ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Police is range haathon pakad legi.

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Ajit Ek kaali car

Ajit: Ek kaali car tumhe signal degi: on..off..on..off. Robert: Boss..hamara signal kya hoga. Ajeet: bewkoof…off..on..off..on..

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Ajit Maikal jo admi

Ajit: Maikal, jo admi ghadi pehne khada hai, hamara mehman hai, Uske doosre hath mein bhi gadhi pehnao…woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega!

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Ajit Robert is aadmi

Ajit: Robert, is aadmi ko maar dalo aur laash ke saath kela aur milk rakh do. Police samjhegi kisi cereal killer ne iska khoon kiya hai.

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Ajit Robert isko hall

Ajit: Robert, isko hall ki wall par le jaakar latka do, wall hanging ban jayegi!

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Ajit Robert Mona ke

Ajit: Robert, Mona ke dono hath kaat do. Robert: Magar kyoon baas? Ajit: Typing toh nahi aati, kam se kam shorthand seekh legi.

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Akbar mujse vada kar

Akbar: mujse vada kar teri biwi ki pehli kiss main lunga. Birbal: vada hujoor. Par meri bhi ek shart hai shaadi aapki behan se karoonga.

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Ameer aadmi aur gareeb

Ameer aadmi aur gareeb aadmi mein kya differece hota hai? Gareeb aadmi mandir ke baahar bheek maangta hai or ameer aadmi mandir ke andar bheek maangta hai.

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American U know America

American: U know America main shadi email se hoti hai, SANTA: Bhai india main to sirf female se hote hai.

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American You know America

American: You know America mein shadi email se hoti hai, Santa: Bhai, India mein to sirf female se hote hai.

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Ankhon mein gurur hai

Ankhon mein gurur hai, dil mein surur hai, koi maange mera number to dena zarur hai, kyunki meri shaadi abhi bahut door hai.

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Apne mata pitah ka

Apne mata pitah ka khoon karne ke baad ek baccha ro ro kar judge ke saamne gidgidate huye bola. Mujhe chod do sahab, main anaath hoon.

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Aurat kachrewaale se Ruko

Aurat kachrewaale se: Ruko, maine abhi kachra nahi diya hai. Kya main kachra fekne mein late ho gayi? Kacharewaala: Nahi, aao dabbe mein kood jaao.

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Aurat Kal tak ek

Aurat: Kal tak ek hi bhikari tha, ab tum do aa gaye ho. Bhikaari: Madam, main chutti par ja raha hoon, yeh toh mera replacement hai, isse kaam samjha raha hoon.

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Aurat Mere bacchon ki

Aurat: Mere bacchon ki photo nikaalni hai. Kaise nikaaloge? Photographer: Dus rupaye mein baarah. Aurat: Kuch saalon baad aati hoon. Abhi mere do hi bacche hain.

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Aurat Tum bachelors ko

Aurat: Tum bachelors ko auraton ke baare mein pata hi kya hai? Ladka: Bahut kuch pata hai madam, tabhi toh hum bachelors hain.

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Aurat Tumne mard ko

Aurat:Tumne mard ko itna handsome kyon banaya?God:Taki tum usse pyar karo.Aurat:Par phir mard ko itna bewakoof kyon banaya?God: taki wo tumse pyar kare

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Baap Tumne Maa se

Baap: Tumne Maa se unchi aawaz mein baat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai aap ko bura kyu laga, kyunki aap aisa nahi kar sakte isliye na?

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Baccha phone par Miss

Baccha phone par: Miss, mera beta aaj school nahi aayega. Miss: Aap kaun bol rahe ho? Baccha: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

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Bahu Yeh abhi tak

Bahu: Yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin koi affair. Saas: Tu ulta kyun sochti hai? Ye bhi to ho sakta hai kisi truck ke neeche aaya ho. Â Ã‚ Ã‚ Ã‚ 

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Bahut si mahilayen court

Bahut si mahilayen court main haazir thi. Judge: Main pehle sabse jyada umar waail mahila ki baat sununga. Evidence na hone ki wajah se case close ho gaya.

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Bantu Ki Biwi Aaj

Bantu Ki Biwi: Aaj Hamari Anniversary Par Hum Chicken Tandoori Banaye. Chantu: Hum Hamari Galati Ki Saza Bichari Murgi Ko Kyon De?

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Bantu Parachute ki gati

Bantu: Parachute ki gati dheeme karne ke liye yeh button, tez ke liye yeh button. Agar parachute hawa mein band ho jaaye toh wapas laana, main exchange kar dunga.

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Basanti Bhag dhanno aaj

Basanti:Bhag dhanno aaj teri basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.Dhanno:Tuze teri izzat ki padi hai. Mere peeche gabbar ke 7 ghode pade hai!

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Beggar Beta ek rupaya

Beggar: Beta ek rupaya de, khana khaunga. Champu: Ek kya tu 5 le par yeh bata itna sasta khana mil kahan raha hai? saath challaingey.

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Beta Dad heredity kya

Beta: Dad heredity kya hai? Dad: Beta, heredity woh cheez hai jisme hum tab tak yakeen rakhte hain jab tak hamare bacche bewakufon jaisi harkate nahi karte.

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Beta Papa main itna

Beta: Papa main itna bada kab hounga jab main apni marzi se jee saku. Papa: Itni lambi umar kisi ki nahi hoti hai beta.

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Beta Papa makkhi khana

Beta: Papa, makkhi khana bura hai? Papa: Khana khate waqt aise baatein nahi karte. Waise tumne poocha kyon. Beta: Aapke soup main makhi thi jo aap pi gaye.

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Beta Shaadi karne ke

Beta: Shaadi karne ke liye, kitna kharcha hota hain. Pita: Nahi jaanta beta, aab tak jurmaana bhaar raha hun.

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Beti Mom mera teacher

Beti: Mom mera teacher kitna pyara hai na. Mom: Beti teacher baap ke barabar hota hai. Beti: Mom aap hamesha apne hi chakkar mein rehna, hamaare liye na sochna.

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Bhikari Kuch paise de

Bhikari: Kuch paise de do baba. Aadmi: Tumko paise se zyada dimaag ki zarurat hai. Bhikari: Paise hi de do, dimaag ka option aapke paas bhi nahi hai.

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Bhikari ladki se bolta

Bhikari ladki se bolta hai: kuch de do beta, maine 4 din se khana nahi khaya. Ladki: Wah! Kaash mujh mein bhi aap jaisi will power hoti.

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Bittu Jab sardi lagti

Bittu: Jab sardi lagti hai main sharaab peeta hoon, ek din mein sab gayab. Dittu: Ek din mein sardi theek hoti hai? Bittu: Main sharaab ki baat kar raha tha.

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Bittu Yaar business shuru

Bittu: Yaar business shuru karne ke liye sabse jaroori cheez kya hai? Dittu: Biwi ka baap.

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Biwi Agar mein Maar

Biwi: Agar mein Maar gayi toh kya karoge. Pati: Maar Jayoonga. Biwi: Mujhse itna pyaar karte ho. Pati: Main Itni khushi bardaasht nahi kar paoonga.

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Biwi gusse mein Tumhare

Biwi gusse mein: Tumhare dimaag me sirf gobar bhara hai. Pati: To itni der se kyun khaa rahi ho?

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Biwi kaash main newspaper

Biwi: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti. Pati: meri bhi yahi dua hai, issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.

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Biwi Mujhse Kitna Pyar

Biwi: Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Pati: Shahjahan Jitna. Biwi: Mere liye TAJ Banaoge? Pati: Maine Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, Late Tum Kar Rahi Ho

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Bomb blast ke baad

Bomb blast ke baad aadmi chilla raha tha o khudaya, mera hath udh gaya. Pathan: hosla karo, mat ro, dekho us aadmi ka sar udh gaya hai, woh bhi to chup hai.

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Boss Dekho Impossible ye

Boss: Dekho, Impossible ye word meri dictionary main nahi hai. Employee: Sir, dictionary dekh ke khareedte toh aisa nahi hota.

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Boss Tum late kyun

Boss:Tum late kyun aaye? Bittu: Sir, galati se maine toothpaste ko zyada daba diya, bahut toothpaste nikal aaya. Usse wapas andar daalne mein time lag gaya.

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Boy kya tum mere

Boy: kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl: main bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho.

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Boy Main aapki beti

Boy: Main aapki beti se shaadi karna chahata hoon sir. Ladki ka baap: Tum sharab peete ho kya? Boy: Baad main peeyenge sir, pehle shaadi toh fix kar do.

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Boy mom aaj mera

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai. Sab khilone chupa do. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahi, who apne khilone pehchan lega.

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Buntu aadmi shaadi kyun

Buntu: aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai? Champu: Takee woh marne ke baad Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur Nark jaye toh homely feel kare.

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Buntu Abe double decker

Buntu: Abe double decker bus mein upar na baithna. Champu: Kyun? Buntu: Kyunki usme upar driver nahi hota!

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Buntu Africa mein aadmi

Buntu: Africa mein aadmi biwi ko shadi ke pehle jaanta nahi Champu: India mein toh biwi ka asli roop shadi ke baad bhi nahi jaan pata.

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Buntu Agar maine Mt

Buntu: Agar maine Mt. Everest pahunch ke dikha diya toh mujhe kya dega? Champu: Dhakka aur kya!

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Buntu America mein shadi

Buntu: America mein shadi email se bhi hoti hai. Champu: Yaar apna desh bahut pichda hua hai, yahan shadi abhi bhi sirf female se hoti hai.

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Buntu and Champu go

Buntu and Champu go to coffee shop Buntu: Jaldi coffee pi thandi na ho. Champu: Toh? Buntu: Abe hot coffee Rs.5 ki hai aur cold coffee Rs. 10 ki.

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Buntu and Champu go

Buntu and Champu go to coffee shop Buntu: Jaldi coffee pi thandi na ho. Champu: Toh? Buntu: Hot coffee Rs.5 ki hai aur cold coffee Rs. 10.

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Buntu Bachpan mein main

Buntu: Bachpan mein main 3rd floor se neeche gir gaya tha. Champu: Baap re! Phir bacha ki mara? Buntu: Bahut purani baat hai, yaad nahi.

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Buntu Bachpan mein main

Buntu: Bachpan mein main 3rd floor se neeche gir gaya tha. Champu: Baap re! Phir bacha ki mara? Buntu: Bahut purani baat hai, yaad nahi.

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Buntu Doctor moonh pe

Buntu:Doctor moonh pe mask lagakar operation kyun karte hain? Champu: Taaki patient doctor ko pehchan na paaye

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Buntu Doctor moonh pe

Buntu:Doctor moonh pe mask lagakar operation kyun karte hain? Champu: Taaki patient doctor ko pehchan na paaye

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Buntu hotel ka basin

Buntu hotel ka basin dhone laga Champu: Abe tu kya kar raha hai Buntu: Yahan likha hai wash basin!

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Buntu Jab aadmi apni

Buntu: Jab aadmi apni biwi ke liye car ka darwaza khole toh samjho, Ya toh biwi nayi hai ya car.

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Buntu Kal maine akhbaar

Buntu: Kal maine akhbaar mein ad daala Wife wanted, Champu: Jawab aaya? Buntu: Haan 100 aadmiyon ne likha hai Take mine

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Buntu Kal mere blood

Buntu: Kal mere blood test ke chakkar mein doctor ne ungli kaat daali. Champu: Gayi bhains pani mein. Buntu: Kyun? Champu: Mera toh urine test hai.

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Buntu Kal mujhe ek

Buntu:Kal mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loota Champu: Par tere paas toh gun hai uska kya kiya Buntu: Chupa diya, varna woh bhi lut jaati.

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Buntu Kya hua Champu

Buntu: Kya hua? Champu: Judwa, Buntu: Mubaarak ho, pareshan kyun hai? Champu: Pehle ka toh baap main hoon, doosre ka baap kaun hai?

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Buntu Main film director

Buntu: Main film director hoon, bas tumhare jaise chehre ki khoj thi. Girl: Main plastic surgeon hoon, bas tumhare jaise chehre ki khoj thi.

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Buntu mujhe dilli jaana

Buntu: mujhe dilli jaana hai, kya yeh train meri hai? Station Master: Tum kahin bhi jao, yeh train tumhari nahi Indian Railways ki hai.

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Buntu Mujhe lagta hai

Buntu: Mujhe lagta hai humein bhagwan ne milaya hai. Girl: Bhagwan ne nahi mere bure naseeb ne.

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