Mazedaar Chutkule in Hindi

Tickle your funny bone with the best Chutkule ever! Join the laugh riot and make each day a blissful experience with these light hearted jokes.

2 dost ATM mein

2 dost ATM mein gaye. Pehla dost:Haha,maine tumhaara ATM pin dekhliya. 4 star hai. Doosra dost:Arre bewakoof.Mera ATM Pin 5210 hai

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Aaj kal ke bacche

Aaj kal ke bacche bade fashionable hain.Ek 6 mahine ke baby ne Huggies ke store mein kaha, Mujhe low waist nappies chahiye

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Aisa kyun hai jab

Aisa kyun hai jab Pappuji ko Mind Your Business bolo, koi asar nahi hota? Na mind hai aur na business.

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Anath Ashram Manager Sethji

Anath Ashram Manager:Sethji, Aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho.Mohanlal:Main apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

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Application form pe Sign

Application form pe Sign Here likha tha. Hamaare Pappu ji ne kya likha? Sagitarius.

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Baap Beta ro kyun

Baap: Beta ro kyun rahe ho?Beta: Teri item ne mujhe bahut maara,isliye ro raha hoon.

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Baap Car mein puncture

Baap:Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya.Beta:Sadak par bottle padi thi.Baap:Bottel dikhayi nahi di.Beta:Bottle Ladke ki jeb mein thi

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Baccha Aunty aapke pet

Baccha: Aunty aapke pet mein kya hai?Aunty: Ek pyaara sa Baccha.Baccha: Itna pyaara tha toh usse kha kyun liya?

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Baccha Kal raat ko

Baccha: Kal raat ko maine bathroom ka darwaaza khola toh light apne aap jal gayee. Maa: Kaminey tune fridge mein susu ki.

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Bachche ne apni maa

Bachche ne apni maa se tang hokar apne baap se kaha. Main tumhaari biwi ke saath adjust nahi kar sakta. Mujhe apni biwi chahiye

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Bache ne Baap se

Bache ne Baap se Kaha:Jab bhi main apni kitab se pyar karna chahta hun mera bed mujhe apne sath sone ke liye lalchata hai

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Bahu Yeh abhi tak

Bahu:Yeh abhi tak nahi aaye,koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi.Maaji:Hamesha galat hi sochti hai,Ho sakta hai truck ke niche aa gaya ho

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Banta Mujhe tera kutta

Banta: Mujhe tera kutta khareedna hai.Kya woh vafadar hai?Manta: Bilkul.Teen baar bechne ke baad bhi woh mere paas wapas aaya hai.

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Banta ne sharab peeke

Banta ne sharab peeke apne aapko aine mein dekha aur kaha:Tu wahi hai jo meri biwi ke sath mere shaadi ke album mein tha

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Banta Stock market mein

Banta: Stock market mein 1 Lakh rupaye kaise banaoon? Manta: Asaan hai. 2 Lakh se shuru karo.

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Banta Teri fees kitni

Banta: Teri fees kitni hai?Lawyer: 3 sawaal ka Rs.5000.Banta: Bahut high nahin hai?Lawyer: Haan.Tumhaara teesra sawaal kya hai?

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Barman Tu hamesha beer

Barman:Tu hamesha beer peete hue aankhein band kyun karta hai?Manta:Mere doctor ne kaha hai beer ke glass ko dekhna bhi nahi

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Beta Mai jab business

Beta: Mai jab business karunga to acche acchon ke haath me katora pakda dunga. Papa: Kaise? Beta: PANI PURI bechkar.

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Beta Papa 2 plus

Beta: Papa 2 plus 2 = 5 kaise hota hai?Papa: Pata nahi.Beta: Galti se!

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Beta Papa koi colony

Beta: Papa koi colony ke swimming pool ke liye donation maang raha hai. Papa: Use ek glass paani dedo.

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Beta Papa shaadi mein

Beta: Papa shaadi mein kitna kharcha hota hai?Baap: Kya pata,main toh abhi tak payment kar raha hun.

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Bhikhari Saheb 1 rupaya

Bhikhari:Saheb 1 rupaya de do.Saheb:Kal aana.Bhikhari:Is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

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Bijli chamak rahi thi

Bijli chamak rahi thi.Baap: Beti tum muskura kyun rahi ho?Beti: Kyunki bhagwaan meri tasweer le raha hai.

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Boss Tum kahaan paida

Boss: Tum kahaan paida hue the? Manta: India. Boss: Kaun sa part? Manta: Abey saare parts India mein hi paida hue the.

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Boss Tumne bahot mehnat

Boss:Tumne bahot mehnat se kaam kiya hain ye 5000 ka cheque,Agar issi tarah kaam karte rahe toh agle saal is par sign bhi kar duga

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Boy Gandhiji ke sar

Boy:Gandhiji ke sar pe baal kyun nahi the?Papa:Kyunki wo smart the.Boy:Ab pata chala girls ke lambe baal kyu hote hain

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Boy Main tumse shaadi

Boy:Main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girl:Ghar mein kaun kaun hai.Boyfriend:Ek biwi aur 3 bacche

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Bunty American President Kahan

Bunty:American President Kahan Rehta Hai.Munna:Dhobighaat Pe.Bunty:Dhobighaat kaise.Munna:Arre English Mein Washing Town.

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Bunty Papa agar mera

Bunty:Papa agar mera exam mein 1st rank aaya toh.Papa:Main khushi se pagal ho jaouga.Bunty:issi daar se toh mein nahi lata.

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Chutkkule Ek Pappuji briefcase

Chutkkule: Ek Pappuji briefcase leke ped pe kyun baitha tha? Kyunki usse Branch Manager ki job mili thi.

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CM banne ke baad

CM banne ke baad Laluji ne bhainson ke saath photo khichayee.Agle din paper mein photo ayee.Likha tha: LALUJI,baayein se teesre.

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Coffee shop mein pati

Coffee shop mein pati ne kaha:Jaldi coffee piyo jisse pehle thandi ho jaaye.Wife:Kyun?Pati:Coffee Rs.50 ki hai aur cold coffee 100

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Common Wealth Games ke

Common Wealth Games ke 100 mts race ke start pe kya likha tha? Dheere Jao. Aage kaam ho raha hai.

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Customer Pappuji lassi mein

Customer: Pappuji lassi mein makhi hai.Pappuji: Oye,dil bada rakh.Yeh nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jaayegi?

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Cutomer Mujhe ladies suit

Cutomer: Mujhe ladies suit chahiye. Shopkeeper: Wife ke liye chahiye ya kuchh achha dikhaoon?

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Dad Tum exam ke

Dad:Tum exam ke liye kyun nahi gaye? Son: Paper tough tha. Dad:Tumhein kaise pata? Son: Do din pehle leak ho chuka tha.

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Dadaji Chup ho ja

Dadaji:Chup ho ja tere sir aa rahe hain,Tu aaj school nahi gaya hain na.Bunty:Main nahi aap chup jao,maine bola mere dadaji mar gaye

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Definition for Arrange Marriage

Definition for:Arrange Marriage:Bika hua maal waapas nahi hoga.Love Marriage: Pehle istimaal karein phir vishwaas karein

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Director Tumhe 100 feet

Director:Tumhe 100 feet se pani mein jump marna hain.Hero:agar mein doob gaya toh.Director:daro mat pool mein pani nahi hain.

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Doctor Tumne jo cheque

Doctor:Tumne jo cheque diya tha wo wapas aa gaya hai.Patient:Sar dard jiske liye aapne dawa di thi,wo bhi wapas aa gaya

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Dulha duhan shaadi ke

Dulha duhan shaadi ke din haat kyun pakadte hain?Ye ek formality hai.Jaise do boxers match ke pehle handshake karte hain

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Ek aadmi gaon mein

Ek aadmi gaon mein jata hain.Waha poochta hain gaon mein koi bada aadmi paida hua hain. Aadmi:Nahi sahab yaha bacche hi paida hote hain.

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Ek almaari mein 60

Ek almaari mein 60 saal ke Pappu ko kya bolte hain?Hide and Seek Champion of 1970!

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Ek aurat aur magnet

Ek aurat aur magnet mein kya farq hai? Magnet mein kamsekam ek positive side toh hota hai.

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Ek aurat ki 95

Ek aurat ki 95% intelligence bas ek hi jhatke mein khatam ho gayee. Uske baad woh widva ban gayi.

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Ek baar Rajnikant khelte

Ek baar Rajnikant khelte khelte ek aurat ko bola Statue. Aaj hum use Statue Of Liberty ke naam se jaante hain.

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Ek chhote bacche ne

Ek chhote bacche ne Maths ko letter likha. Dear Maths. Please jaldi bade ho jao aur apni problems khud solve karo.

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Ek gujurati Rome kyun

Ek gujurati Rome kyun gaya?Kyunki usse POPE music sunni thi!

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Ek ladka apni girlfrined

Ek ladka apni girlfrined se aakhri baar mila break up karne ke liye. Ladki ke baap ne unhein dekh liya. Aaj wo shaadi shuda hain

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Ek Pappuji jinko aadha

Ek Pappuji jinko aadha dimaag hota hai, unhein kya kehta hain? Gifted.

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Ek pati apne biwi

Ek pati apne biwi ka kriya karam kar ke aa raha tha.Tab badal garja aur bijli chamki.Husband: Lagta hai pahaunch gayee.

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Ek Sharabi Woh chaand

Ek Sharabi: Woh chaand hai ya suraj?Doosra Sharabi: Pata nahin.Main iss sheher mein naya hoon.

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Ek tamaatar jiska raasta

Ek tamaatar jiska raasta pizza block karta hai, kya kehta hai? Pizza Hut.

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Ek terrorist Agar bomb

Ek terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte phoot gaya toh kya hoga?Doosra terrorist: Ghabra mat.Mere paas ek aur bomb hai.

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Ek young Pappu apne

Ek young Pappu apne gaon se 18 ladkon ko film dekhne kyun le gaya?Kyunki film mein below 18 allowed nahi the.

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Elaan ho raha tha

Elaan ho raha tha:Ek Baccha mila hai,Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye.Ek aadmi aaya aur bola,Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka Baccha kaisa hota hai

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Ex Boyfriend ne apni

Ex Boyfriend ne apni ex girlfriend se kaha: Behen mere gifts to wapas karde. Teri bhabhi ko de doonga.

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Exercise karne ke baad

Exercise karne ke baad Pappuji ka dimaag moongphali ke size ka kyun ho gaya? Kyunki unka dimaag swell ho gaya.

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Faqir aapke padosi ne

Faqir: aapke padosi ne peth bharke mujhe khilaaya.Aap bhi kuchh khilaao.Pappuji: Yeh leh, HAJMOLA.

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Friend Ye mobile muje

Friend:Ye mobile muje kangaal kar dega.Friend 2:Kyu.Friend1:Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low,ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon

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Gaadi ka loan na

Gaadi ka loan na pay karne ki wajah se Manta ki gaadi bank ne le li.Manta: Kaash maine apni shaadi ke liye bhi laon liya hota.

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GIRL Jaldi khidki se

GIRL:Jaldi khidki se kudo,Papa aa rahe hain.BOY:Lekin ye 13 floor haiGIRL:Yaar ye shagun apshagun sochne ka waqt nahi hai

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Girlfriend Ab hummein shaadi

Girlfriend: Ab hummein shaadi kar leni chahiye.Boyfriend: Theek hai.Par humse shaadi karega kaun?

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Girlfriend Hum shaadi nahi

Girlfriend: Hum shaadi nahi kar sakte.Main tumse ek saal badi hoon.Banta:Koi baat nahi.Main tumhaare liye ek saal intezaar kar lunga

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God Agle janam mein

God: Agle janam mein kya banna chahte ho? Manta: Cockroach. God: Kyun? Manta: Meri biwi sirf usse darti hai.

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Haathi Tu sher ki

Haathi: Tu sher ki shaadi mein itne khushi se kyun naach raha hai?Chuha: Kyunki shaadi se pehle main bhi sher hi tha.

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Hawaldar Itni tej gaddi

Hawaldar:Itni tej gaddi kyon chala rahe ho.Suresh:Chalana sikh raha hu.Hawaldar:Teacher kaha hain.Suresh:Correspondence course hai.

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Hostel Boy Yaar dhoka

Hostel Boy:Yaar dhoka ho gaya. Dost:Kyun? Hostel Boy:Ghar walon se books ke paise mangaaye the unhonein books hi bhej di.

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Husband Ek insaan hai

Husband: Ek insaan hai jiske marne se meri zindagi barbaad ho gayi. Dost: Kaun?Husband: Meri biwi ka pehla pati.

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Husband Main apni biwi

Husband:Main apni biwi se divorce chahta hun.Usne 6 mahine se mujhse baat nahin ki hai.Lawyer: Phir soch le.Teri Kismet acchi hai

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India mein sirf postman

India mein sirf postman hai,postwoman kyun nahi?Kyunki woh delivery ke liye 9 mahine lagaati hain.

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Interviewer Apki birth date

Interviewer:Apki birth date kya hain. Ramesh:13th October. Interviewer: konsa year. Ramesh: Oye ullu ke patthe EVERY YEAR

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Jab ek Pappu tumpe

Jab ek Pappu tumpe pin pheke to kya karna chahiye?Bhagna chahiye kyunki uske muun mein hand grenade hai.

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Jab ek tube light

Jab ek tube light doosre tubelight se pyaar karti hai use kya kehta hain? Socho. Socho. Current Affair.

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Jab Pappuji ne 66

Jab Pappuji ne 66 number ki bus miss kardi unhonein kya kiya? 33 number ki bus ko do baar leli.

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