Hasi Ke Thahake - Jokes in Hindi

Get into the mood of laughter and enjoy this light hearted humour in Hindi. Jokes that will not just make you laugh but will make each day more happier.

1st biwi Bartan dhone

1st biwi:Bartan dhone ke liye kya istemaal karti ho?2nd biwi:Bahut si cheezein istemaal kar chuki,lekin pati se accha koi nahi

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3 log bike pe

3 log bike pe ja rahe the,Police:Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana zurm hai.Aadmi:Malum hai isiliye 1 ko ghar chhodne ja rahe hain

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60 saal ke aadmi

60 saal ke aadmi ne paper mein rishtey ka add diya. Ek mahine baad ek khat aaya: Sir,iss umar mein rishtey nahi farishtey aate hain

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Amar Yahaan yeh kyun

Amar: Yahaan yeh kyun likha hai ki Scooter Dheere Chalao. Sanjay: Kyun ki yahaan aas paas koi aspataal nahi hai.

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Angry boss Tumne kabhi

Angry boss:Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai.Executive:Nahin sir.Boss:Niche kya dekh rahe ho,Meri taraf dekho.

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Anita Maine apna dimaag

Anita: Maine apna dimaag badal liya hai. Rohan: Accha hua. Yeh nayawala chalta hai kya?

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Arjun Videsh mein talaak

Arjun: Videsh mein talaak lena bada aasan hai. Yuvati: Malum hai, isiliye waha shaadi ke samay ladkiyaan roti nahi hai.

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Baap Is bar exam

Baap:Is bar exam me 90 marks lane hai.Beta:Nahi Dad,main toh is bar 100 marks launga.Baap:Mazak mat karo.Beta:Shuru kisne kiya tha

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Baba ranchoddas said Neend

Baba ranchoddas said,Neend ke piche mat bhago,Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke piche bago,Neend jhak mar ke piche ayegi.All IS WELL

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Bandar ka vyapari ek

Bandar ka vyapari ek admi se bola:Aapne bandaro ke truck ko yahaan se jaate hue dekha hai kya?Admi:Aap usme se gire hain kya?

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Bandar Tum ped pe

Bandar: Tum ped pe kyun aaye ho? Manta: Seb khaane. Bandar: Yeh aam ka ped hai. Manta: Pata hai. Isliye saath seb lekar aaya hoon.

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Banta Dulha ghodi par

Banta:Dulha ghodi par kyun baithta hai,dulhan kyun nahi?Manta:Ghodi par baithakar dulhe ko bhaagne ka akhri mauka diya jaata hai.

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Banta Meri biwi mujhe

Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Manta: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.Banta: Arre yaar,sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.

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Bar ke bahar likha

Bar ke bahar likha tha: Agar aap apni saari problems sharaab peeke bhool jaana chahte hain to kripya bill pehle pay karein.

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Beta Papa 1 plus

Beta: Papa 1 plus 1 kitna hota hai? Pappu: Besharam tujhe itna bhi nai aata? Ja andar se calculator lekar aa.

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Beta Papa main itna

Beta:Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey bahar ja sakoo.Papa:Beta itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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Beti Meri unse ladai

Beti:Meri unse ladai ho gayi.Maa:Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.Beti:Woh toh thik hai par ab LAASH ka kya karu

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Bevakuf aur murkh mein

Bevakuf aur murkh mein kya fark hai? Bevakuf is joke ko delete karega aur murkh usse forward karega. Ab tum kya karoge?

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BF Jaan main tera

BF:Jaan, main tera naam apne haath par likwaun?GF:Idhar udhar kya likhte ho, sachha pyar karte ho to apne property papers par likho

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Binny Kuch girls aise

Binny: Kuch girls aise kapde pehanti hai ke ladkon ke pran nikal jaate hain. Chintu: Aur kuch girls khaana bhi aisa hi banati hain

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Boss Main tumhe driver

Boss: Main tumhe driver ki job de raha hoon. Starting salary Rs.3000. Manta: Very good sir par driving salary kitni doge?

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Boy Teri mummy tera

Boy:Teri mummy tera short dress dekhke gussa nahi karegi? Girl: Karegi na, Main unka hi dress peheni hoon.

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Bunty ne MBA ka

Bunty ne ?MBA ka form leke Watchman se pocha: Yeh college kaisa hai? Watchman: Bahut hi acha hai, maine bhi yahin se MBA kiya hai.

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Bus conductor ki shaadi

Bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi. Pheron ke waqt apni biwi se bola: Thoda satak kar baitho na, ek aur sawari baith sakti hai.

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Car chalaate time Manta

Car chalaate time Manta ko road mein ACCIDENT ZONE ka board dikhaa. Usne kaha: Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hain

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Circus mein ladki ne

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya!Ring master:Koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy:Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo

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Clerk Daftar mein deri

Clerk Daftar mein deri se aaya,Boss ne chillakar kaha:Tumhe yaha 8.30 baje hona chahiye tha.Clerk:Kyon Sir,8.30 baje kya hua tha.

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Cricket match mein Dhoni

Cricket match mein Dhoni ne 6 maara: Manta: Kya goal maara. Banta: Bewakoof, goal ismein nahi cricket mein hota hai.

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Customer Yeh kya offer

Customer: Yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 handkerchief free?Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapke aansoo ponchne ke liye sir.

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Daaku Mangal Singh Montu

Daaku Mangal Singh, Montu ke ghar me ghusa aur chillaya: Sona kahan hai? Montu bola: Pura ghar khali hai jahaan marzi so jao.

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Daddy Beta tu yeh

Daddy: Beta, tu yeh light bulb pe mera naam kyun likh raha hai? Beta: Main aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Doctor Aap dariye mat

Doctor: Aap dariye mat. Main hoo na.Patient: Aap rahenge. Lekin main rahoonga kya?

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Doctor Aapko isse pehle

Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua hai kya?Patient: Haan doctor, pichle baar jab aapne bill diya tha.

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Doctor Ab aap sun

Doctor: Ab aap sun sakte hai. Aapke kaan ka operation safal raha. Mai aapko apka bill de du? Patient: Ji aapne mujhse kuch kaha?

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Doctor Maine jo tumhein

Doctor: Maine jo tumhein dawa di thi, wo khai kyun nahi? Manta: Kya karta? Dawa ki bottle pe likha tha, hamesha band rakho.

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Doctor Operation ke baad

Doctor: Operation ke baad ab sab theek hai. Tum sab kuch sun sakte ho?
Patient: Aapne kuch bola kya?

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Doctor patient se Kya

Doctor patient se: Kya aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Patient: Zaroor hoga, 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

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Doctor Roz hotel mein

Doctor: Roz hotel mein khaane se hi aapko ulcer hua hai. Patient: Toh aaj se main ghar parcel leke jaaunga.

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Doctor Sar par chot

Doctor: Sar par chot kaise lagi? Ramu: Main chappal se deewar mein keel thok raha tha to padosi ne kaha kabhi dimaag bhi istamaal karo

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Doctor Sharaab peena bura

Doctor: Sharaab peena bura hai. Iske baare mein mujhe aapse baat karni hai.Patient: Theek hai. Sham ko Chandni Bar mein milenge.

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Doctor Tere pati ko

Doctor:Tere pati ko rest ki zaroorat hai.Yeh sleeping tablet lo.Wife:Unko yeh kab dena hai?Doctor:Yeh unke liye nahi,tere liye hai

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Doctor Tum 2 ghante

Doctor: Tum 2 ghante mein marne waale ho. Kya tumhari koi aakhri khwaaish hai?Patient: Haan,ek acche doctor ko consult karna hai.

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Doctor Tumhari taang neeli

Doctor: Tumhari taang neeli pad gayi hai.Isse kaatke nakli lagani padegi.Manta:Agle din phir neeli ho gayi. Doctor: Oh sorry, jeans se rang nikalta hai.

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Doctor Yeh bimaari khaandaani

Doctor: Yeh bimaari khaandaani hai.Aapke dadaji se shuru hui hai.Patient: Bach gaya.Tab aap operation mere dadaji ka hi karo.

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Dr Yeh urine nahi

Dr: Yeh urine nahi apple juice hai. Preet: Ek phone kar loon? Dr: Kyun? Preet: Manta ko batane, ki urine bottle unke tiffin me hai

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Driver Poora petrol khatam

Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gaya hai. Ab aage nahi badh sakte. Manta: Theek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.

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Dukanwala Aap mera tel

Dukanwala:Aap mera tel kharidenge to aapke baal ugne lagenge.Ram:Par uski kimat itni zyaada hai ki baaki gharwale ganje ho jayenge

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Ek aadmi bar mein

Ek aadmi bar mein baithi ladki se puchta hai: Hi, company chahiye? Ladki: Kyun, tumhare paas aisi koi hai jo tumhe bechni hai?

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Ek baar Pappu ki

Ek baar Pappu ki manu se ladai ho gayi,Usne manu ki tasveer ped par tang di aur niche likha COMING SOON

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Ek bandar ne doosre

Ek bandar ne doosre bandar ka haath dekh kar kaha:Mujhe tumhara future andhkaar mein nazar aa raha hai.Tum ek din insaan ban jaaoge

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Ek bhikari Babuji roti

Ek bhikari:Babuji, roti milegi.Andar se awaz aayi:Biwi ghar par nai hai.Bhikari:Maine chummi nahi roti mangi hai.

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Ek din Papa TV

Ek din Papa TV ki antenna theek kar rahe the.Unhone bete se poocha:Zara dekh toh kya TV chal raha hai.Beta:Nahi abhi tak wahi hai

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Ek din RAVAN disco

Ek din RAVAN disco gaya. Par jaate hi shock ke maare behosh ho gaya. Kyu? Kyuki entry fee 1500 per HEAD thi.

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Ek ladka ladki ke

Ek ladka ladki ke saath baitha tha.2nd day doosri ke saath 3rd day teesri,4th day aur koi.Moral:Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin.

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Ek ladka pahaadi se

Ek ladka pahaadi se kud gaya. Ladki aankh band karke boli:Pyaar andha hota hai.Ladkene parachute kholke bola:Pyaar kabhi marta nahi

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Ek ladki ke passport

Ek ladki ke passport form pe options the Kya aap Vivahit hai, Avivahit he, ya Talakshuda? Usne jawab diya: Teeno.

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Funeral mein sab photographer

Funeral mein sab photographer ko kyun ghoor ke dekh rahe the? Usne dead body se kaha: Smile Please.

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Gadhe ke samne 1

Gadhe ke samne 1 pani ki1 daru ki balti rakhi.Gadhe ne pani piya.Police:Tune isse kya sikha.Sharabi:Jo daru nahi pita woh gadha hai

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Ganit ki teacher apne

Ganit ki teacher apne class ke ek bachche se sawaal karti hai:Batao 2,4,10,17 kya hai.Sunil:HBO, ZOOM, SONY aur POGO.

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Girlfriend Kya tum shaadi

Girlfriend: Kya tum shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse pyaar karoge? Manta: Agar tera husband allow karega to karoonga.

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God Kya chahiye Pati

God:Kya chahiye?Pati: Bachlor days waapas chahiye.God:Haha,maine mannat maangne bola tha,Jannat nahi.

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Golu Kaali billi dekhna

Golu:Kaali billi dekhna kab unlucky hota hai?Molu:Jab tum ek choohe hote ho.

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Golu Meri ghadi kho

Golu:Meri ghadi kho gayi.Molu:Chalti thi kya?Golu:Haan.Molu:Tab zaroor khud chal kar kahin gayi hogi.

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I love walking in

I love walking in rain so that noone can see my tears. Ye purana tha. Latest ye hai: I love walking because petrol mehnga ho gaya hai.

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Interviewer Imagine karo tum

Interviewer:Imagine karo tum 3rd floor pe ho aur aag lag gayee.Apne aap ko kaise bhachaoge?Manta:Main imagine karna band kar doonga

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Interviewer Kya tum aisa

Interviewer: Kya tum aisa shabd spell kar skate ho jisme 100 se zyaada letters hote hain? Pappujiji: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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Interviewer Skeleton kya hota

Interviewer: Skeleton kya hota hai? Manta: Jo insaan dieting kar raha tha, par rukna bhool gaya.

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Jab Shivaji Bruce Lee

Jab Shivaji Bruce Lee se mila usne kya kaha? Tu karate. Me marathe.

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Jawaan ladki Bhagwaan plz

Jawaan ladki:Bhagwaan plz meri shaadi intelligent man se karado. Bhagwaan: Yeh mumkin nahi hai. Intelligent men shaadi nahi karte.

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Jeeto Kya baat hai

Jeeto: Kya baat hai, aaj aap mere itne saare photo le rahein hai? Manu: Main aaj kal Wild Life photography seekh raha hun.

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Judge Kal subah 5

Judge: Kal subah 5 baje tumhein phaansi hogi. Manta: Haha. Main to 9 baje uthta hoon.

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Jyotish ladke ka haath

Jyotish ladke ka haath dekhkar bola.Beta tum bahut padhoge.Ladka:Padh toh mein teen saal se raha hu,Ye bata paas kab hounga

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Kisine conductor se pucha

Kisine conductor se pucha:Aap kitne ghante bus mein rehte ho? Jawab:24 Ghante.8 ghante city bus aur baaki 16 ghante biwi ke bas me

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Ladka Kya main aapka

Ladka: Kya main aapka haath pakad sakta hoon? Ladki: Koi zaroorat nahi hai. Itne bhi bhaari nahi hain mere haath.

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Ladka ladki se Aap

Ladka ladki se:Aap ka naam.Ladki:Mujhe sab Behen kehtay hain.Ladka:Badi khushi hui Aapse mil ke,mujhe sab Behnoi kehte hain

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