Best Funny SMS Riddles
Fantastic Funny SMS Riddles. You just can’t get over this!
A boy marries a gun and suddenly all starts worship him. Do you know why? He becomes gun-pati.
A Woman Shot Her Husband, Held Him Under Water For Over 5 Minutes. Hanged Him. But 5 Minutes Later They Both Go Out For Dinner. How? Ans: Its was a photo shoot.
Agar bill gates ki mummy bore ho gayi to use kya kahoge? Answer: mother-bored.
Agar ek kauwa aur bruce-lee mil kar, gaana gaaye to use kya kahenge. Think? Kauwa-lee..
Aisi koi cheez bataao jo fridge mein rakhne ke baad bhi garam rehti hai . . . . Pata nahi . . . . Socho socho . . . Are yaar garam masala.
Can you find the V?
Carry 1 thing that you can hit with if someone flirts, drink if you are thirsty, eat if you are hungry and burn if you are cold. What is it? Ans: Dry coconut.
Clever Answer to the Interview Question.
What will you do if I run away with your sister?
I will not get a better match
for my sister than you sir.
Correct The Spelling. Q1: Okeyrwn (City) Q2: Kasnlria. (Country) Q3: Rubelpm. (Profession) Q4: Dikyen. (Body Part) Q5: Pitllu (Flower) Q6: Tonpyhe (Animal)
Define a DICTIONARY? A place where success comes before work.
Definition of a Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Definition of Etc:Ã‚ A three-letter word used by more than a few, to make others feel you know more than you actually do.
Definition of EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
Definition of HINDSIGHT: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.
Definition of INFLATION:Ã‚ Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Definition of KISSING:Ã‚ A means of getting two people so close together that they cannot see anything wrong with each other.
Definition of Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Definition of Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Definition of TOMORROW:Ã‚ One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
Ek bhikaari ke notice board par: Kripaya chillar faik kar aawaaz naa karein. Sirf notes daliye.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
I am The Beginning Of The End. You Can See Me Twice In a Decade, But Once In A Year & Not In Day, But Once In June & Twice In A Week. Ans: Letter E
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take for four men to build it?
No time at all it is already built.
Insurance agent: Someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
Its a 9 letter word 123456789. If it fails you die. If you can 234, you have 1234. 56 is 1 type of disease. 89 indicates exat location & time. Answer:HEARTBEAT
Jessica’s dad has 5 daughters. Their names are 1)Single 2)Double 3)Triple 4) Quadraple. Guess the name of the Fifth one. Ans: Jessica.
Lecture: Art of transferring information from notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
Qn: How would you prove a Black and White TV is a color TV. Ans: Because Black and White are Colors too.
Qn: In a race if you overtake a guy who is second, what would be your position? The answer is 2nd. Many people say first.
Qn: Which is a thing that is as big as an elephant but has no weight at all. Ans: The shadow of an elephant.
Qn: Which is a thing that keeps running day and night but it does not have legs. Ans: Time.
Qn: Which is that one thing you can touch with your right hand but not with the left one. Ans: Simple! It’s the Left Elbow.
There was a girl who was neither sending SMS nor downloading apps, nor making calls and still her balance was going away. Why? Ans: She was standing on 1 leg.
There were Five Stupids in the Hall. A, E, O, U. Which One is Missing? Ans: People answer I which means they call themselves stupid.
Was It A Car Or A Cat I Saw. This Is The Only English Sentence Which Even If We Read In Reverse Gives The Same Sentence.
What are the 2 questions whose answers can never be a Yes. If you give the answer as YES, its considered a lie. Ans: 1) Are you sleeping? 2) Are you dead?
What is a cigarette? A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
What is a classic? A book, which people praise but do not read.
What is a Conference Room? A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
What is a GROCERY LIST? What you spend half an hour writing and then forget to take with you to the store.
What is a Kiss? Something a child gets free young man steals and old man buys.
What is a SECRET?Ã‚ Something you tell to one person at a time.
What is a smile? A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
What is a YAWN?Ã‚ An honest opinion openly expressed.
What is an Atom Bomb? An invention to end all inventions.
What is one thing in which you travel the most. Ans: Lift.
What is one thing that is not broken if it falls on land but breaks immediately if it falls in water. Ans: Reflection.
What is the height of laziness? ADOPTION
What is the height of patience? Man sitting on the seashore waiting for the waves to clean his bum.
What is the height of fashion? Dhoti with a Zip
What is the height of heights? Man shitting on top on Mt. Everest to make it an inch taller.
What is the height of honesty? A pregnant woman travelling by bus, taking a ticket for one and a half.
What is the height of ignorance? A pregnant woman putting Iodex on her stomach thinking it to be swollen
What is the height of madness? Two bald men fighting over a comb
What is the height of patriotism? You sitting on an English toilet in Indian style.
Which is a word that starts with O but has the starting pronunciation of V? It is a single such word in the entire English Dictionary. Answer: ONE
Which is the thing that you throw when you need it and pick up when you don’t need it. Ans: Anchor of a Ship.
Who is a Banker? Fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Who is a Banker? A person who gives you an umbrella when the sun shines, and takes it away when it rains.
Who is a Consultant? It is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
Who is a Criminal? A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.
Who is a DIPLOMAT? A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Who is a DOCTOR?Ã‚ A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Who is a FATHER?Ã‚ A banker provided by nature.
Who is a Mathematician? Someone like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that is not there.
Who is a MISER?Ã‚ A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Who is a PHILOSOPHER?Ã‚ A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Who is a POLITICIAN? One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Who is a Programmer? Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you do not understand.
Who is a PSYCHOLOGIST?Ã‚ A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
Who is a Statistician? Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
Who is an Economist? Expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today.
Who is an OPPORTUNIST?Ã‚ A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Who is an optimist? A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway: See I am not injured yet.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!