Best Funny SMS Riddles

Fantastic Funny SMS Riddles. You just can’t get over this!

A boy marries a

A boy marries a gun and suddenly all starts worship him. Do you know why? He becomes gun-pati.

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A Woman Shot Her

A Woman Shot Her Husband, Held Him Under Water For Over 5 Minutes. Hanged Him. But 5 Minutes Later They Both Go Out For Dinner. How? Ans: Its was a photo shoot.

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Agar bill gates ki

Agar bill gates ki mummy bore ho gayi to use kya kahoge? Answer: mother-bored.

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Agar ek kauwa aur

Agar ek kauwa aur bruce-lee mil kar, gaana gaaye to use kya kahenge. Think? Kauwa-lee..

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Aisi koi cheez bataao

Aisi koi cheez bataao jo fridge mein rakhne ke baad bhi garam rehti hai . . . . Pata nahi . . . . Socho socho . . . Are yaar garam masala.

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Can you find the

Can you find the V?
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWW

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Carry 1 thing that

Carry 1 thing that you can hit with if someone flirts, drink if you are thirsty, eat if you are hungry and burn if you are cold. What is it? Ans: Dry coconut.

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Clever Answer to the

Clever Answer to the Interview Question.
What will you do if I run away with your sister?
I will not get a better match
for my sister than you sir.

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Correct The Spelling Q1

Correct The Spelling. Q1: Okeyrwn (City) Q2: Kasnlria. (Country) Q3: Rubelpm. (Profession) Q4: Dikyen. (Body Part) Q5: Pitllu (Flower) Q6: Tonpyhe (Animal)

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Define a DICTIONARY A

Define a DICTIONARY? A place where success comes before work.

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Definition of a Yawn

Definition of a Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Definition of Etc A

Definition of Etc: A three-letter word used by more than a few, to make others feel you know more than you actually do.

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Definition of EXPERIENCE The

Definition of EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.

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Definition of HINDSIGHT What

Definition of HINDSIGHT: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.

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Definition of INFLATION Cutting

Definition of INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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Definition of KISSING A

Definition of KISSING: A means of getting two people so close together that they cannot see anything wrong with each other.

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Definition of Office A

Definition of Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Definition of Tears The

Definition of Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

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Definition of TOMORROW One

Definition of TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

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Ek bhikaari ke notice

Ek bhikaari ke notice board par: Kripaya chillar faik kar aawaaz naa karein. Sirf notes daliye.

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How can you drop

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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I am The Beginning

I am The Beginning Of The End. You Can See Me Twice In a Decade, But Once In A Year & Not In Day, But Once In June & Twice In A Week. Ans: Letter E

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If it took eight

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take for four men to build it?
No time at all it is already built.

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Insurance agent Someone who

Insurance agent: Someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

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Its a 9 letter

Its a 9 letter word 123456789. If it fails you die. If you can 234, you have 1234. 56 is 1 type of disease. 89 indicates exat location & time. Answer:HEARTBEAT

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Jessica s dad has

Jessica’s dad has 5 daughters. Their names are 1)Single 2)Double 3)Triple 4) Quadraple. Guess the name of the Fifth one. Ans: Jessica.

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Lecture Art of transferring

Lecture: Art of transferring information from notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.

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Qn How would you

Qn: How would you prove a Black and White TV is a color TV. Ans: Because Black and White are Colors too.

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Qn In a race

Qn: In a race if you overtake a guy who is second, what would be your position? The answer is 2nd. Many people say first.

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Qn Which is a

Qn: Which is a thing that is as big as an elephant but has no weight at all. Ans: The shadow of an elephant.

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Qn Which is a

Qn: Which is a thing that keeps running day and night but it does not have legs. Ans: Time.

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Qn Which is that

Qn: Which is that one thing you can touch with your right hand but not with the left one. Ans: Simple! It’s the Left Elbow.

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There was a girl

There was a girl who was neither sending SMS nor downloading apps, nor making calls and still her balance was going away. Why? Ans: She was standing on 1 leg.

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There were Five Stupids

There were Five Stupids in the Hall. A, E, O, U. Which One is Missing? Ans: People answer I which means they call themselves stupid.

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Was It A Car

Was It A Car Or A Cat I Saw. This Is The Only English Sentence Which Even If We Read In Reverse Gives The Same Sentence.

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What are the 2

What are the 2 questions whose answers can never be a Yes. If you give the answer as YES, its considered a lie. Ans: 1) Are you sleeping? 2) Are you dead?

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What is a cigarette

What is a cigarette? A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

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What is a classic

What is a classic? A book, which people praise but do not read.

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What is a Conference

What is a Conference Room? A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

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What is a GROCERY

What is a GROCERY LIST? What you spend half an hour writing and then forget to take with you to the store.

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What is a Kiss

What is a Kiss? Something a child gets free young man steals and old man buys.

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What is a SECRET

What is a SECRET? Something you tell to one person at a time.

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What is a smile

What is a smile? A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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What is a YAWN

What is a YAWN? An honest opinion openly expressed.

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What is an Atom

What is an Atom Bomb? An invention to end all inventions.

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What is one thing

What is one thing in which you travel the most. Ans: Lift.

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What is one thing

What is one thing that is not broken if it falls on land but breaks immediately if it falls in water. Ans: Reflection.

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What is the height

What is the height of patriotism? You sitting on an English toilet in Indian style.

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What is the height

What is the height of laziness? ADOPTION

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What is the height

What is the height of patience? Man sitting on the seashore waiting for the waves to clean his bum.

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What is the height

What is the height of fashion? Dhoti with a Zip

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What is the height

What is the height of heights? Man shitting on top on Mt. Everest to make it an inch taller.

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What is the height

What is the height of honesty? A pregnant woman travelling by bus, taking a ticket for one and a half.

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What is the height

What is the height of ignorance? A pregnant woman putting Iodex on her stomach thinking it to be swollen

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What is the height

What is the height of madness? Two bald men fighting over a comb

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Which is a word

Which is a word that starts with O but has the starting pronunciation of V? It is a single such word in the entire English Dictionary. Answer: ONE

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Which is the thing

Which is the thing that you throw when you need it and pick up when you don’t need it. Ans: Anchor of a Ship.

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Who is a Banker

Who is a Banker? A person who gives you an umbrella when the sun shines, and takes it away when it rains.

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Who is a Banker

Who is a Banker? Fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Who is a Consultant

Who is a Consultant? It is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

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Who is a Criminal

Who is a Criminal? A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.

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Who is a DIPLOMAT

Who is a DIPLOMAT? A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Who is a DOCTOR

Who is a DOCTOR? A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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Who is a FATHER

Who is a FATHER? A banker provided by nature.

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Who is a Mathematician

Who is a Mathematician? Someone like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that is not there.

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Who is a MISER

Who is a MISER? A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Who is a PHILOSOPHER

Who is a PHILOSOPHER? A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Who is a POLITICIAN

Who is a POLITICIAN? One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Who is a Programmer

Who is a Programmer? Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you do not understand.

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Who is a PSYCHOLOGIST

Who is a PSYCHOLOGIST? A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

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Who is a Statistician

Who is a Statistician? Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

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Who is an Economist

Who is an Economist? Expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

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Who is an OPPORTUNIST

Who is an OPPORTUNIST? A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Who is an optimist

Who is an optimist? A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway: See I am not injured yet.

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Why did the statue

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

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