Best Exam Jokes In English And Hindi
The talk of exams always makes us serious. But here you will find some hilarious Exam Jokes in English and Hindi that will take away the exam fever and make you laugh out loud.
1000 Pages Ki Book Ko Kitne Din Mein Padha Jaa Sakta Hai? Writer:6 Months. Doctor:2 Months. Lawyer:1 Month. Professor: 1 Week. Student:Pehle Batao Exams Kab Hai
1ST LINE to BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS. All answers written below are imaginary and work of my mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK is UNINTENTIONAL & PURELY ACCIDENTAL!
3 best comedy lines in student’s life 1. Please do not disturb I want to study 2. No class? then lets go to library and the best one 3. Sir, I have a question.
33 marks ki kimat tum kya jaano lecturer babu. Board ka aashirwad hote hain 33 marks. Student ke sar ka taaj hote hain 33 marks. Failure ka khawab hote hai 33 marks.
7 Things Students Do During Exams Preparations:Sleeping, Eating, Texting, Watch Movies, Chat Wid Friends, Dream Of Books, Ask Others hows your preparation?
A computer teacher asks a student: what are the 3 latest java versions? Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq mein dil kya jaan bhi naam tere kar java.
A genius is a person who can do wid $1 what a fool does wid $100 Just as we complete our syllabus in 1 day that our teachers teach in 1 year. We rock.
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks.. But marks may help you to get lot of girls.. So love your studies, not girls….
A month before exams. We refer to foreign authors. A week before exams. We refer to local authors. On the day of exam… We become authors.
A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air and said: Head, I go to sleep. tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I will study.
A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a degree without having a brain. A silent message for all students.
Aaj kal dimag mein ajeeb sa dar rehta hai, bechaini si rehti hai, raat ko neend nahi aati, maine dil se pucha is it love? dil bola: na puttar exam aane waala ae.
Abbe exam aa rahe hain. TV band karde, dimaag kharaab ho jaayega, kyonki tv serial aur book qustions milkar dimaag ka dahi kar denge.
According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it.
Adab ki inteha: Main sirf ye soch kar paper khali de aata hun Faraz, ke kahin teachers ye na kahein ke aagay se jawaab deta hai battameez..
Agar aapki shaadi nahi huyi to isi saal kar lijiye, kyunki agle saal government iske liye bhi exam lene ki soch rahi hai. MET (marriage eligibility test).
Air and students have the same mentality. How?? Both are turning the books pages without reading.
Arz hai gaur farmaiyega. Bas isliye maine mehfilo mein jaana chhor diya ae doston . . Koi ye na puchh le ke . . . . Aur beta padhaai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Atif Aslam Live In An Exam- Kuch Is Tarah Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay, Answer Tere Saare Mere Paper Pe Chapa De. Kuch Iss Tarah!
Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life. 1)Please dont Disturb, I Want to Study 2)No Class? Then Lets Go To The Library and The Best one is 3)Sir, I Have a Question
Brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter the exam hall. dhokhe-baaz..
Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ. It Works For 24 Hours 365 Days Right From The Time Of Birth. But Stops Only When We Enter The Exam Hall.
Chanda mama so gaye, student saarey jaage. dekho pakdo yaaron, ghadi ke kaante bhaage. ek pariksha, khatam to duji, shuru ho gayi Maamu.
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, samjho uske exam mein fail hone ke chances full hai.
Class me masti thi, Hamari bhi kuch hasti thi, Tutions ka sahara tha, Dil ye awara tha, Kaha aa gaye is DEGREE ke chakar mein, Wo 9th 10th ka time hi pyara tha.
Commerce: Whats ur Name?(10 Mrks) Science:What Is Your Name & Its Origin? Give Relations and Applied Aspects. (1+1+1=3 Mrks) Banda Fail Nahi Hoga To Kya Karega?
Dad caught his son watching sheela ki jawaani song: padh le beta.. Sheela toh exams ke baad bhi jawaan rahegi.
Do dost fail ho gaye. Sam-Chal yaar suicide karte hai. Tom- Abbe pagal ho gaya hai kya? Agar suicide kar liya to fir agle janam mein Jr.KG se shuru karna padega
Doctors after operation and students after exams have same things to say… we tried our best, right now, we cannot say anything, please pray.
Dost ne kaha exam mein 5th answer bataao. Dost ne kaha exam mein 5th answer bataao. Maine kaha, melody khao aur khud jaan jao..
Edison had rightly said: A fool can ask more questions than a wise can answer. Now we know why all of us are speechless during the viva.
Ek mohabbat hi nahi duniya mein dard ka sabab, suna hai exams bhi badi takleef dete hain.
Exam Paas Aaye, Dil Ghabraaye, UNIVERSITY Ne Jaane Kya Paper Banaye, Ab toh Mera Pen Ruk Ruk ke Chalta Hai, Kya Karu Haye Kuch Nahi Aata Hai.
Exam paas aaye, sar mera dukhaaye, teacher ne na jaane kyun, dande dikhaaye, ab to mera sar, jaage na sota hai, kya karoon haaye, kuch kuch hota hai.
Exam song by Munna bhai: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student saare jaage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to dooji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Examiner: You are under tension? Did you forget admit card, id or calculator? Student: No sir, by mistake I have brought tomorrow’s exam chits today.
Exams are like girlfriends – Too many questions, difficult to understand, more explanation is needed, result is always fail.
Exams are there, at the paper you stare, the answer is nowhere, which makes you pull your hair, the grades are not fair, but we just do not care.
Exams are there, at the paper you stare, answer is nowhere, pull your hair. Teachers glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.
Father asks peon: How are studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon:Future is bright, even I completed my engineering from the same college
Father: Itne kam Marks? Do Thappad Lagane Chahiye. Beta: Haan Papa! Meine to Sir ka Ghar bhi Dekh Liya hai. Saath Chalenge.
Father to Son After exam:
Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
Funniest Situation In Student Life. We have no idea what to write in the exam paper and supervisor comes and says please cover your exam sheer.
Height Of Bravery: Going Late To Class In Torn Jeans & Sleevless Shirt, Entering The Class Without Permission & Saying To Mam Hey Sweety, Carry On Dont Stop
Height Of Buttering. Professor: Where Is Your Record? Student: Sir,I Lost It Fighting With A Guy Who Said That you Werent The Best Professor In College.
Height Of Honesty: Sitting In Examination Hall Opening The Chit, Memorizing The Answers And Then Writing Without Seeing.
Height of hope. Sitting in the exam hall, holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself, dude do not worry. Exams will get postponed.
Height Of Hope. Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding Question Paper In Hand And Saying Dont Worry Man, Exams Can Be Posponed
Height Of Nalayakpan. Dad: Why didn’t you go for exam? Son: Paper Was Tough! Dad: Without Going, How Did You Know? Son: Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago.
Height Of Tension? When you Get to See A Hot Teacher Sitting Right In Front Of you During Last 5 Minutes Of Exam And you Got to Write A Lot To Pass
Hey Friends I am Switching Off My Mobile Due To Exams As I Have To Work Hard. Please Contact Me After…15 Mins. Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega.
Hum jeete ek baar hain, marte ek baar hain, pyaar bhi ek baar karte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar karte hain, to fir ye exam bar bar kyun? Jaago students jaago.
I drink t.v while watching coffee, I switch off bed when I lay on light, I eat mobile while talking on apple. In short I am a student and my exams are near.
I was shocked yesterday, in my room all my books were singing a song. Guess which song? Guess . . O zara zara touch me touch me touch me
I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class . Because, I Always Used To Stand Outside The Class: Proud to be an Out-Standing Student.
If I Have 8 hours To Cut A Tree, I Will Spend 7 hrs In Sharpening The Axe – Lincoln. If I Have 8 Hrs To Study, I shall Spend 7 Hrs Finding The Book – Me.
If You Fail In Exam Mom Will Say: Thora Padh Lete. Dad: Meri Belt Laao. Lover: Oh No Yaar and Friends: Aaila Tu Bhi.
If you fail in exam mom say: thoda padh lete, dad say: meri belt laao, lover say: oh no yaar? and friends say golden words: aai laa tu bhi..
In an exam, a student who wasn’t prepared left the page blank And at the bottom drew flowers and wrote –
In the memory of my memory, which recently passed away!
In Exam Hall Boy Asked To A Girl: Mujhe Bas Is Answer Ki Starting Bata Do Baaki Main Likh Lunga. Ladki Ne Dhyan Se Idhar Udhar Dekha, Phir Dheere Se Boli: The…
In exam, teacher said: Write your lovers name on paper. After 5 seconds all Girls said: Finished madam. After 1 hour all Boyz Said: Extra Sheet plzzzz.
Interesting Fact. Did you know That the word studying came from the words student and dying.
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams.
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door.. Wah Wah, Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door.. . . . . . Wo question exam mein aate hain zaroor
Lovely days in my life :
Horrible days in my life :
only exam days
Mil gaya kameena! THE AMERICAN â€” HENRY FISHEL was the first to invent EXAMS. Maaro saale ko! Agar mar gaya hai, toh zinda karo aur maaro.
Most Painful Situation Other Than Love Is When You Are Waiting For Your Friend After Exam Thinking- Sala Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya. Lagta Hai Paas Ho Jayega.
Mountain Dew peene se bhaag jata hai fear, Waah Waah. Mountain Dew peene se bhaag jata hai fear, Exams is near and our basic concepts are not clear.
Tomorrow is my EXAM but
I dont CaRe because A SINGLE SHEET of paper CANT DeCide My FUTURE.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
no dear, result is near.
One of the most chilling captions put above an examination hall wallclock: TIME WILL PASS! BUT WILL YOU?
papers ki roti, notes ka achaar, tube light ki kirne, questions ki bahaar, teachers ki dushmani, dosto ka pyaar, mubarak ho aapko exams ka tyohaar.
Papers Ki Roti, Notes Ka Achaar, Tubelight ki Kiran, Qustions Ki Bahar. Teachers Ki Dushmani, Dosto Ka Pyaar. So Mubarak Ho Apko Exams Ka Tyohaar.