Funny Cricket SMS Jokes

The best of Cricket jokes now on SMS. With every catch, sixer and four, the laughter becomes more and more.

2 people were talking

2 people were talking during the village match. ‘The batsman was late for the 1st delivery,’ observed one. ‘He always is,’ said the other. He’s our milkman.

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A batsman heard a

A batsman heard a cry ‘Smith! Your house is on fire!’ He dropped his bat and ran off the field. Just then he realized! Why am I running, I am not Smith!

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A batsman made two

A batsman made two runs in an inning and was told by his captain: Wonderful shot! Batsman: Which one? Captain: The one where you hit the ball!

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A batsman tells the

A batsman tells the wicket keeper, I am anxious to hit a real good shot. My mother in law is here. Wicketkeeper: You can’t hit her that far.

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A cricket enthusiast had

A cricket enthusiast had 3 trays installed in his office, In, Out and LBW. A visitor asked: I got In and Out, but what’s LBW? The reply: Let the Beasts Wait.

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Agar dhoni and saniya

Agar dhoni and saniya mirza ki shaadi ho gayi hoti to unke bacche ka naam kya hota? Think so simple. Dhaniya mircha.

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APPEAL A 250 decibel

APPEAL: A 250-decibel scream made to overcome the obvious congenital deafness so common in the umpiring profession.

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APPEAL What is left

APPEAL – What is left in the fruit bowl after the lunch break.

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AVAGOYAMUG The mysterious chant

AVAGOYAMUG- The mysterious chant by a cricket spectator. It can be repeated by one person 1200 times in an afternoon, especially when Englishmen are batting.

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Bad Light what games

Bad Light: what games tend to finish in, when it’s probably twice as dark as it was when the batsman went off for bad light in middle of afternoon session.

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BAIL What a batsman

BAIL – What a batsman does immediately after getting out cheaply.

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Bail What the batsman

Bail: What the batsman’s family has to apply for when he is convicted for match fixing.

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Batsman I cannot understand

Batsman: I cannot understand it. The ball hit my head and was caught, but I was given out. Friend: Sometimes they go by sound.

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Bits and Pieces Player

Bits and Pieces Player: cricketer who is only average at more things than the average player.

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BLOCK HOLE Cured with

BLOCK HOLE – Cured with a good Sri Lankan curry.

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Block Hole the resque

Block Hole: the resque place where all the cricketers will run after a bad performance. No-one can see then hidden in the block hole.

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BLOCK Taking block a

BLOCK- Taking block, a slow painful ritual involving an incoming batsman, the umpire and a little pitch excavation.A means of postponing the fearful onslaught.

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Bouncer At pubs they

Bouncer: At pubs they throw you out. In cricket they give you a black-out!

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Boundary 1 what separates

Boundary: 1. what separates India from Pakistan, 2.Mythological name in Ramayana: Laxmanrekha (No they aren’t husband wife…it means boundry)

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BOWL Where APPEAL is

BOWL – Where APPEAL is kept.

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Bowler Excitedly HOWZAAAAAAAT Umpire

Bowler: (Excitedly) HOWZAAAAAAAT????? Umpire: (Calmly) Not bad. Better luck next time.

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Bowler s Limitation maximum

Bowler’s Limitation: maximum number of overs a bowler is allowed to bowl, which they usually exceed by bowling no-balls.

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Bowler Tossing The Ball

Bowler Tossing The Ball Up: bowler celebrating a caught and bowled.

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Bowling Attack a series

Bowling Attack: a series of bowlers who defend.

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Building A Platform For

Building A Platform For The Innings: method by which batsmen bat very slowly leaving the tail to bat very quickly to ensure a decent total.

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BYE A way of

BYE- A way of scoring a run or more by cleverly missing the ball. The umpire raises one arm as if he wants to leave the room. The wicketkeeper wishes he could.

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BYE Kim Hughes last

BYE – Kim Hughes` last words.

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Bye This is what

Bye: This is what the cricketers are finally going to say to the game when they enter into hardcore commercials.

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Captain I do not

Captain: I do not understand it. I bribed the umpire and still we lost. Bowler: Terrible! It is getting so you cannot trust anyone!

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CAUGHT BEHIND Trapped in

CAUGHT BEHIND- Trapped in the turnstiles.

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CENTURY Average length of

CENTURY – Average length of a Boycott innings.

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Century the target set

Century: the target set by indian cricketers to win the world cup. Atleast win it by the next century!

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Champu What do Indian

Champu: What do Indian batsmen and drug addicts have in common? Buntu: Both keep wondering where their next score will come from.

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Champu What do you

Champu: What do you call an Indian cricketer with 100 runs against his name? Buntu: A bowler.

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Champu Why are cricket

Champu: Why are cricket stadiums always cool?Buntu: Because they’re full of fans.

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Champu Why are Indian

Champu: Why are Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium? Buntu: So they can at least say they passed a century.

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Child Good bowling Father

Child: Good bowling! Father: Be silent, Child: Good owling!

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Coach What were the

Coach: What were the statistical records of the team’s tour? Captain: As far as I can remember, about 387 gallons of beer and 47 pubs.

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Coloured Clothing what players

Coloured Clothing: what players wear in hope that spectators will wear it too. An easy way for crowd to tell the difference between batsmen and bowlers.

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Commentary He runs in

Commentary: He runs in to bowl over the stumps. He has a forward-short leg, backward short-leg, square-leg. Lady: The man must be a monster!

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Commentary when Ganguly called

Commentary when Ganguly called Dravid for a run, midway sent him back and he was run out: Ganguly threw a drowning man both ends of the rope.

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COMMENTATOR He s venerable

COMMENTATOR- He’s venerable. His eyesight is not as good as it was in 1938 but it’s remarkable how he can pick an inswinger or outswinger from 200 meters.

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Crease what you get

Crease: what you get when you don’t iron your shirt. / what comes on your ironed shirt when you step into the local train.

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Cricket stadium mein ek

Cricket stadium mein ek ladki ne face par India ka flag banaaya hua tha. Ek sindhi paas aaya or kiss karke bola: I support India!

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cricket the enemy calls

cricket the enemy calls you to the pavilion with this

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Cricketer s wife All

Cricketer’s wife: All you ever think about is cricket! I would die if you came home before eight! Cricketer: Now dear, do not try to bribe me.

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Day Night Match one

Day/Night Match: one-day game played under contemporary over- rates.

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Death part of the

Death: part of the innings in which the participants are the most active.

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DELIVER Italian body organ

DELIVER – Italian body organ

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Deliver What the Pizza

Deliver: What the Pizza boy does for the cricketers when they are enjoying their holidays in the name of playing matches!

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Dhoni played very badly

Dhoni played very badly and the team lost. During next match. Dhoni: Notice any difference? Captain looks at him: Yes you had a haircut na!

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Dismissal of Batsman bowler

Dismissal of Batsman: bowler’s attempt at a dot ball which didn’t go quite to plan.

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Double century A brodar

Double century: A brodar target set by the Indian cricketers to win the world cup. Atleast win it in next two centuries!

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DOUBLE CENTURY Back to

DOUBLE CENTURY – Back to back Boycott innings.

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Duck A bird that

Duck: A bird that goes “Quack Quack”

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ESKY A trade device

ESKY- A trade device used for carting refreshments. In moments of extreme emotion during Tests it is done to break up your esky and throw pieces at players.

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Extra In films they

Extra: In films they dance. .In cricket, they are an advance.

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EXTRAS Or in politer

EXTRAS- Or in politer circles, sundries. Here we have the collection of no balls and byes. Sometimes he is so skillful he is the top scorer of the day.

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Fielding Circle lot of

Fielding Circle: lot of dots which, if joined up, would not make a circle.

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Fielding Restrictions way of

Fielding Restrictions: way of making captains put fielders where they don’t want them.

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Follow on In films

Follow-on: In films the heroine calls you to a corner like this; in

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Full toss In Sholay

Full toss: In Sholay it meant Khota Sikka, in cricket it means Maaro Chakka!

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Full Toss yorker which

Full Toss: yorker which has got above itself.

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Googly sister of google

Googly – sister of google.

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GULLY Adjective describing MCG

GULLY – Adjective describing MCG outfield fauna.

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Gully Place where we

Gully: Place where we find better cricketers than in the Indian cricket team.

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He is like a

He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

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Heigtht Of Expectation Sending

Heigtht Of Expectation. Sending Indian Cricket Team An E-Mail Wishing Them To Win A Match.

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How does a cricketer

How does a cricketer teach his daughter ABC? A for appeal, B for bowled and C for caught.

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If a school exam

If a school exam is based on T20, the first 15 minutes will have no invigilator and Cheer girls will dance to every correct answer.

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If Anil Kumble Ajit

If Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Javagal Srinath and Venkatesh Prasad wrote a book, it will be called A Tail Of Two Runs.

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If you are trying

If you are trying to beat India in their home, you are you trying to get milk out of an ox.

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In a cricket ground

In a cricket ground.. Security : cricket match is over now why are you still sitting? Santa: oye yaar.. I am waiting for highlights.

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India s next three

India’s next three matches: May 2 – India vs St.Xaviers high School May 5 – India vs Utkarsha Vidyalaya May 3 – India vs Nirmala Ladies College Hoo haa Indiaaaaa!!!

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Join the Indian team

Join the Indian team: Attractive packages, modelling assignments, age no bar, what you waiting for! Mail your resume to sharad.pawar@bcci.in

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