Funny Bollywood SMS Jokes

Funny Bollywood Jokes on SMS. Bring out the comedian in you!

2 snakes in the

2 snakes in the jungle, female snake tried to kiss the male snake, suddenly male snake turned and started singing zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma?

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50 Meel Dur Jab

50 Meel Dur Jab Koi Bachha Oon-Oon Karke Rota Hai Toh Ma Kehti He Ki Beta Aise Mat Ro Varna Bada Hokar Tu Himesh Reshamiya Ban Jayega

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Aaj kal salmaan distrub

Aaj kal salmaan distrub kyun hai? Kyunki girlfriend chikani ho gayi aur bhabhi badnaam huyi hai.

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Aamir Khan Ki Film

Aamir Khan Ki Film 3 Idiots Double Business Karti Agar Kareena Kapoor Bhi Ek Bar Kehti- Jahan Panah Tussi Great Ho, Tohfa Qabool Karo.

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After finishing MBBS Doctor

After finishing MBBS, Doctor Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

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After the death of

After the death of Emraan hashmi what will be written on his grave….. do not disturb! Soney do isko. Pehli baar akela so raha hai.

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Agar Dil Ka Naam

Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda (Egg) Hota To Films Ke Naam Hote. Hum Anda De Chuke Sanam. Hum Aap Ke Ande Mein Rehte Hain. Hamara Anda Aapke Paas Hai.

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Ajit ordering his chela

Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy. Ajit: Raabert, ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jaayegi.

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Ajit Raabert Diana ko

Ajit: Raabert, Diana ko kuch khatta pila do. Robert: kyun baas? Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Diana se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

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Ajit Raabert is aadmi

Ajit: Raabert, is aadmi ko le jao aur iske jhangiye me time bomb lagado. Robert: kyun baas? Ajit: na rahegi jaan aur na rahegi jhangiya.

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Ajit Raabert is bail

Ajit: Raabert, is bail ka stool test karo. Raabert: Stool, baas? Ajit: Aakhir pata chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.

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Ajit Raabert is haramzaade

Ajit: Raabert, is haramzaade ko social security pe daal do. Saale ko society jeene nahin degi aur security ise marne nahin degi.

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Ajit Raabert Ise peekak

Ajit: Raabert, Ise peekak paisan pila do, yeh mor se no-more ho jayega!

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Ajit Raabert isey thodi

Ajit: Raabert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pain sey mar jayegaa

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Ajit Raabert isko liquid

Ajit: Raabert isko liquid oxygen may daal do! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

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Ajit Raabert what is

Ajit: Raabert what is the code? Raabert: Two sweet legs. Ajit: Mona spread the code.

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Amir Khan Ki Har

Amir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Par Ghajini Dekh Ke Aap Ko Kya Message Milta Hai? Simple! Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta Hai.

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Baabu Ji ne kaha

Baabu Ji ne kaha Paaro ko chhod do, Paaro Ne kaha sharaab chhod do, Tumne kaha Haweli chhod do, ek din wo kahega, Duniyachhod do. Ab main kis kis ki sunu bhai!

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Beti Ma dekho Bollywood

Beti: Ma dekho Bollywood waale. Ma: Andar aa jaa, inki neeyat bahut kharab hoti hai. Beti: Ma Imran Hashmi Bhi aaya hai. Ma: Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.

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Bhai Agar Dharam paaji

Bhai: Agar Dharam paaji ko Hema ji se kehna hai ki mujhe phone karo, toh woh unhe kya kahenge?? Circuit: Bhai, ek dum simple hai, ring de basanti.

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Bhai and Circuit at

Bhai and Circuit at cricket match. Circuit goes to loo and returns. Circuit: Bhai, kya miss hua? Bhai: Arre Circuit tune toh India ki poori innings miss kar di.

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Bhai and Circuit board

Bhai and Circuit board a double decker. Circuit goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? There is no driver upstairs!

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Bhai and Circuit go

Bhai and Circuit go to visit America. Circuit: Yahan sab cool man bolte rehte hani. Bhai: Yahan itni thandi hai na. Toh aadmi bhi thande ho jaate hai.

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Bhai Apun ko tera

Bhai: Apun ko tera operation again karna padega. Apunka gloves andar reh gaya. Patient: mujhe jaane do. Main tumhare gloves ke paise de doonga

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Bhai Arre Circuit apne

Bhai: Arre Circuit apne rikshaw se ek pahiya kyun nikaal raha hai. Circuit: Arre bhai, yahan board laga hai. – parking for 2 wheelers only.

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Bhai Arre tum gaadi

Bhai: Arre tum gaadi itni tez kyun chala rahe ho? Circuit: Bhai, brake fail ho gaye hain. Accident hone se pehle ghar pahuch jaate hai.

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Bhai Circuit tu doorbeen

Bhai: Circuit tu doorbeen leke apne rishtedar ko milne kyun jaa raha hai. Circuit: Bhai, karna padta hai. Woh mere door ke rishtedar hain na.

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Bhai Ford kya hai

Bhai: Ford kya hai? Circuit: Gaadi bhai. Bhai: Oxford kya hai? Circuit: Bole toh, ox mane bael, ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh baelgaadi.

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Bhai jab Tarzan ne

Bhai: jab Tarzan ne mare hue cheete ko dekha toh usne kya kaha? Circuit: ailla! Nayi chaddhi.

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Bhai Kaun si ceeiz

Bhai: Kaun si ceeiz uchhal uchhal ke paida hoti hai? Circuit: Bole toh, pop corn

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Bhai Oye Circuit yeh

Bhai: Oye Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyun likh raha hai? Circuit: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rele hai.

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Bhai Pata hai America

Bhai:Pata hai America main shaadi email se hoti hai, Circuit: Arre bhai magar India mein to sirf female se hote hai.

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Bhai Pehle murgi aayi

Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki anda. Circuit: Arre bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.

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Bhai Tere dono kaan

Bhai: Tere dono kaan laal kaise? Mamu: Main istree karrella tha, phone baja, maine istree ko kaan se laga diya. Bhai: doosra kaan?? Mamu: dobara phone baja na

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Bhai Tereko maaloom hai

Bhai: Tereko maaloom hai ki cigarette el tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: toh mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai.

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Bhai Yeh automatically ka

Bhai: Yeh automatically ka kya matlab hai? Circuit: Arre bhai, bole toh jab koi ganji ladki auto mein baithti hai, toh kehte hain, auto mai takli

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Bollywood Dialogues Bacchhhaaaaaooooo Yeh

Bollywood Dialogues- Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. Yeh anyaay hai bhagwan. Bataoo, heere kahan hai. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho. Ab inhe dawaon ki nahi duaon ki jarurat hai

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Bollywood Dialogues Kutte Kameene

Bollywood Dialogues- Kutte, Kameene main tumhe jaan se maar doonga. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga. Itne paise tum kahan se laaye?

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Bollywood Main AMITABH Tennis

Bollywood Main AMITABH, Tennis Mein SANIA, Steel Mein MITTAL, Busines Mein AMBANI, Cricket Mein Sachin Aur SMS Mein APUN Famous Hai YE TO AAP MANTE HO.

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Breaking News Rajnikanth Got

Breaking News! Rajnikanth Got Shot Today. Tomorrow Is The Bullets Funeral.

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Circuit and Bhai car

Circuit and Bhai car bomb fix kar rahe the. Bhai: Sambhal ke, agar phoot gaya toh. Circuit: Do not worry bhai. Apne paas ek aur hai na.

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Circuit anf bhai ne

Circuit anf bhai ne 3 bomb dekhe, aur police ke paas ja rahe the. Bhai: Oye agar 1 bomb foota toh kya hoga. Circuit: Bhai, police ko bolenge ki 2 hi the.

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Circuit Apne ko 4

Circuit: Apne ko 4 mahine mein Tamil sikhneka. Bhai: Kya chakkar hai? Circuit: Maine 1 Tamil beta adopt kiya, 4 mahinay mein who bolne lagega

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Circuit Bhai bachpan me

Circuit: Bhai, bachpan me apun dus maley se gir gaya. Bhai: kya hua, bach gaya ki tapak gaya? Circuit: Yaad nahi hai. Bahut purani baat hai.

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Circuit Bhai dada 100

Circuit: Bhai, dada 100 runs kab banaenge? Bhai: Dada 100 runs tab banaange jab woh bowling karenge

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Circuit Bhai shaadi karne

Circuit: Bhai, shaadi karne ke liye, kitna kharcha hota hain. Bhai: nahi jaanta beta, ab tak jurmaana bhar raha hoon.

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Circuit bhai yeh labour

Circuit: bhai yeh labour pain kya hota hai. Bhai: labour maane kaam. Pain mane dard. Labour pain bole toh kaam ka dard.

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Circuit Chand toh raat

Circuit: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? Girl: Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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Circuit Dada ka favorite

Circuit: Dada ka favorite gaana kaunsa hai? Bhai: dada ka favorite song bole toh- Ek pal ka jeena, phir toh hai jana.

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Circuit Dinner pe apna

Circuit: Dinner pe apna dost aarela hai, sare chains chupa do. Bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai? Circuit: Nai Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega

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Circuit Doctor log patient

Circuit: Doctor log patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai: Arre aisa nahi kare toh patient bhi operation kaneko seekh jaega na! Fir doctor ka kya kaam

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Circuit khat likh raha

Circuit khat likh raha tha. Bhai: Itna dheere kyun likh raha hai. Circuit: Bhai, main apne chote se bhaanje ko likh raha hoon, aur usse jaldi padhna nahi aata

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Circuit Mamu tereko papad

Circuit: Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu: nahi. Circuit: toh kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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Circuit Mamu tu kitna

Circuit: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? Mamu: BA. Circuit: Saala do akshar padha aur woh bhi ulta?

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Circuit Oye maar gaya

Circuit: Oye, maar gaya yaar. Meri dono premika saath saath aa rehla hai. Mamu: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Circuit was sitting on

Circuit was sitting on the top of the hill and studying.. When a person asked what he was doing. He replied: bole toh! Apun higher studies karella hai…

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Circuit Yeh kya dada

Circuit: Yeh kya, dada toh sixer pe sixer maare jaa rahe hain? Bhai: Arey Circuit, yeh toh advertisement hai!

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Circuit Yeh maachis ki

Circuit: Yeh maachis ki teeli nahi jal rahi hain. Bhai: kyun? Circuit: Pata nahi, thodi der pehle toh bilkul theek se jali thi.

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Dabang SMS Agar Tumne

Dabang SMS! Agar Tumne Hume SMS Nahi Kiya Toh Tumhare Mobile Mein Hum Itne Chhed Karenge Ki Confuje Ho Jaaoge Ki Charger Kaha Lagaye Aur Earphone Kaha Lagaye

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Dad Caught His Son

Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song. Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi.

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Feroz Khan as Don

Feroz Khan as Don: Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Mulkon Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

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Film Actress Meera In

Film Actress Meera In An Interview: Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon To Mera Baap Marr Jaaye. Govt Of Lahore Has Reported 26 Men Suffered A Heart Attack Last Night.

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Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Bhaag Gaya. Doosre Kutton Ne Pocha: Tu Kyun Bhaag Aaya? Usne Kaha Kya Batau Yaaro. Raat Ko Gata Tha Wo Aur Subah Maar Mujhe Padti Thi

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Hrithik Roshan Aaj Mere

Hrithik Roshan: Aaj Mere Paas 14 Cars Hai, 8 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow Hai, 2 Farmhouse Hai. Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Abhisek Bacchan: Mere Baap Ke Sar Par Bal Hai.

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If Any Fat Girl

If Any Fat Girl Crosses You. You whistle and she returns back. The situation is called GolMaal Returns.

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Imran Hashmi Ne Pehle

Imran Hashmi Ne Pehle Apni Girlfriend Ko Aashiq Banaya. Fir Choclate Mein Zeher Milaake Murder Kar Diya Aur Kaha Kalyug Mein Aksar Aisa Hi Hota Hai.

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Jay Maa kehti hai

Jay: Maa kehti hai Raavan film ka gaana nahi sunna. Vijay: Kaunsa? Jay: Behne de mujhe behne de. Jay: Kyun? Vijay: Kyunki Abishek meri behene maang raha hai

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Jeet Chuke Hum Har

Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai. Bahut Zaleel Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta, Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki Baari Hai.

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Journalist To Rakhi What

Journalist To Rakhi: What Type Of Roles do you Like? Rakhi: Waise toh I like Egg roll par kabhi kabhi veg roll bhi kha leti hoon.

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KBC mein Amit jee

KBC mein Amit jee ne mujhese poocha: Bataao Aisa Kaun Hai Jo 30 Din Mein Ek Hi Baar Nahata Hai? Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye Magar Aap Ka Naam Nahi Bataya.

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Kutte Ko Murgi Se

Kutte Ko Murgi Se Pyar Tha. Usne Murgi Se Shaadi Ki. Kuch Dino Baad Murgi Ne Khargosh Ko Janam Diya. Kutta: Ye Sab Kya Hai? Murgi: AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.

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Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe, Wo Teri Yaad Mein, Wo Saare Padh Liye, Papa Ne Raat Mein. Sawera Jab Hua Toh Joote Pad Gaye, Wo Raadhe Waale Baal Ghajini Mein Badal Gaye.

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Mamu Circuit tera birthday

Mamu: Circuit tera birthday kab hai? Circuit: 13th Oct. Mamu: kaunsa saal? Circuit: Arre aisa bole toh, har saal.

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Mamu Doctor mere bete

Mamu: Doctor mere bete ne razor kha lee. Bhai: Tum ne kuch kiya. Mamu: Haan, mein ab electric razor istemaal kar raha hoon.

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Mamu Doctor mere haath

Mamu: Doctor, mere haath bahut thartharate hai. Munna MBBS: Tum bahut sharab peete ho kya? Mamu: Nahi bhai, zyada tar toh gir hi jaati hai.

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