Funny Anniversary Jokes SMS
Anniversary Jokes SMS to let your loved ones know how fondly you think of their relationship on the special day of their wedding anniversary. A collection of the most creative and heart-felt Marriage Anniversary SMS Jokes in 160 characters, that will make them roll with laughter. No matter who or where the couple is, saying Happy Anniversary through these SMS Jokes messages is surely going to tickle their funny bone and bring a smile on their face. Remind your loved ones to relive the romance and pace up the passion with these Wedding Anniversay Jokes SMS for couples. Togetherness is a blessing and sharing Anniversary wishes through Funny SMS is like reminding the couple to count their blessings. Take a step further, share these Anniversary Jokes SMS on Facebook wall and Twitter timelines so that everyone in your circle gets to know about this special day. Be it friends, family or a mere aquaintance, double the joy of every couple celebrating their anniversary with Anniversary Jokes SMS that are original and soulful.
A couple was having anniversary dinner. Husband: Do you know what I did before I married you? Wife: No, what? Whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted
A husband on his anniversary: Marriage teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint and many other qualities you wouldnt need if you were single.
As an Anniversary gift to myself I watch my wedding video reverse. Love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in car and heads back to her home.
At Anniversary Party a friend asked husband: What food causes most suffering for years after eating it? Husband: The wedding cake my friend!
Bob: What did you do for 25th Anniversary?
Joe: I took my wife to Hawaii. Bob: What are you thinking for the 27th?
Joe: I was thinking of bringing her back.
Friend: What are you demanding on Anniversary. Wife: My husband is my gift. Friend: Aww! Wife: No, that’s practical, he is the one who washes, cleans and cooks.
Husband: On my 1st anniversary when I returned home my dog greeted me barking and my wife by kissing.
On my 5th anniversary: They both do exactly the opposite.
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said, Somewhere I have never been! I told her, How about the kitchen?
Man:Can remove a curse I have been living with for the last 40 years. Wizard:Tell me the words used to put the curse on you. Man:I now pronounce you man & wife
My Grandparents celebrated 55th Anniversary so I asked Grandpa the secret. He said: 2 things. When you are wrong, admit it and when you are right, say nothing
My wife and I had words on our anniversary night. Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.
On 25th Anniversary a friend asks Joe his secret of happy marriage. Joe: 2 times a month, we go on a nice holiday. She goes 1st 15 days, I go in last 15 days.
On 25th Anniversary. Hubby: Remember, your dad threatened me that he would put me in jail for 25 yrs if I didnt marry you. Tomorrow I would have been a free man
On 67th Anniversary a husband was asked if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce.
Heavens no! he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.
On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.
On anniversary wife says: Remember when you proposed me? I was so happy, I couldn’t talk for an hour. John: How can I ever forget the happiest hour of my life?
On our anniversary, I took my wife to a hotel room where they had a waterbed – or as she called it the following morning “the Dead Sea”.
One day, Roy goes up to his boss and says, Mr Bob, May I take a leave tomorrow? Its my anniversary.
Boss: No! Roy: Thanks boss, I knew I could count on you.
Qn: What do you call a man and woman who remain madly in love till their Anniversary? Answer: Extint.
Question: What is the best way to ensure that you remember your anniversary?
Answer: Forget it once.
Wife: Do you love me because my father sends us cash and gifts on our anniversary?
Husband: No honey. I would love you no matter who sends us cash and gifts.
Wife on Anniversary: Darling, how would you define marriage? Husband: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.
Wife on Anniversary:When you remove your specs you look the same cute guy I had married.
Man:when I remove specs, you look the same hot girl I had married.
Wife: On this Anniversary I wish to do something crazy. If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me? Naughty Husband: PUSH