Funny Ajit SMS Jokes

Mona Darling! Find best of Ajit jokes that will make you roll with laughter.

Ajeet Raabert Daina ko

Ajeet: Raabert, Daina ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: kyu boss?
Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh daina se dainasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

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Ajeet Raabutt use TNT

Ajeet : Raabutt, use TNT se uda do !
Robert : Lekin baas, TNT kyon, dynamite kyon nahin?
Ajeet : Bevokoof, is-se yeh NTT se nan-NTT ban jayega.

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Ajit comes to know

Ajit comes to know about the traitor in his gang. Ajit: Raabert, ise shamepain mein daal do, agar shame se nahi mara to pain se mar jayega.

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Ajit disgusted with Mona

Ajit disgusted with Mona darlings typing. Ajit: Raabart Mona ke dono haathon ko kaat do. Robert: Kyun? Ajit: Typing toh nahi aati, shorthand hi seekh jaayegi.

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Ajit Maikal Is saale

Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Kyun?
Ajit: Jab police yaha aayegi to isse range haath pakad legi.

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Ajit Maikal ise liquid

Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium me daal ke 440V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaatta reh jaayega.

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Ajit Maikal wo ghadi

Ajit: Maikal, wo ghadi pahna hua aadmi hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhi gadhi pahna do. Phir wo do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega!

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Ajit Match mein kya

Ajit: Match mein kya ho raha hai ?
Robert: Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajit on phone to Richards: Veeveeyun, teri Maa mere kabze mein hai.

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Ajit Mona tum Tony

Ajit: Mona, tum Tony se shaadi mat karna, bahut Mona-Tony ho jayegi.

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Ajit Raabert in kutton

Ajit: Raabert in kutton ke samne yeh computer laga do aur debugger start kar do. Raabert: Lekin kyun, baas? Ajit: Saale check point mein atak jayenge.

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Ajit Raabert is aadmi

Ajit: Raabert is aadmi ka naam ek plate par likh kar zameen mein gaad do. Raabert: Par kyun baas? Idiot aisa karne se iska naam mitti mein mil jaayega!

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Ajit Raabert Isko eraser

Ajit: Raabert! Isko eraser se maar do, yeh marr bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega.

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Ajit Raabert isko Great

Ajit: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar fansi mein laga do, great ‘wall hanging’ ban jayegi.

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Bob Baas mission par

Bob: Baas, mission par kaise jaaun, mujhe headek ho raha hai. Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega!

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Peter Baas Sona kahan

Peter: Baas? Sona kahan hai? Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!

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Peter Baas yeh aadmi

Peter: Baas yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha. Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pata toh lage chakkar kya hai.

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Peter Boss is saale

Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise microprocessor mein daal do…BIT by BIT marega !

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Raabert Baas Aap ko

Raabert: Baas! Aap ko kaun si teen cheezein sabse zyada pasand hain? Ajit: Ek Mona, doosra sona, aur teesra, Mona ke saath Sona.

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Raabert Baas iska kya

Raabert: Baas, iska kya karein? Ajit: Raabert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega

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Raabert Harshad Mehta the

Raabert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karao. Kyon boss? Pata to chale aakhir yeh Bullshit kya hota hai.

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Robert America mein WAAR

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya. Ajit: Usme kya hai bloody fool? India mein toh roz WAAR hota hai. Robert: kaise? Ajit: Arre ullu, Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar

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Robert and Ajit going

Robert and Ajit going in a ship with a hole. Robert: ab kya hoga boss? Ajit: ek aur hole kardo! Robert: kyun? Ajit: ek hole par ‘in’ likho aur doosre par ‘out’

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Robert Baas ek ladki

Robert: Baas, ek ladki besure awaaz mein kab se gaa rahi hai. Use kaise khatam kare? Ajit: Uske manager ko maar do, na rahega boss na bajegi baasuri.

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Robert Baas is gaddar

Robert: Baas is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajit: ise sui chubho chubho kar maar daalo… police samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.

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Robert Baas mujhe actor

Robert: Baas, mujhe actor banna hai
Ajit: Dilli ke laal kile pe khade ho jaao, Raabert
Red-ford ban jaoge!

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Robert Baas mujhe minister

Robert: Baas mujhe minister banna hain.
Ajit: Tum ek file mein baith jaao, apne aap cabinet
mein chale jaaoge!

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Robert Boss iska kya

Robert: Boss, iska kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise hamlet poison khilado…sochta rahega, to be or not to be !

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Robert Mujhe triplets huye

Robert: Mujhe triplets huye hai. Unke naam kya rakhu?
Ajit: Peter, Repeter aur Chinchow
Robert: Chin-chow?
Ajit: Is duniya mein har tisra baccha chini hota hai!

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Scene Ajit is worried

Scene: Ajit is worried about something. Raabert is facing him. Ajit: Kal bahut bada maal Versova beach pe aane wala hain. Tum chutti le lo.

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Scene Ajit ordering his

Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.

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Scene Ajit ordering his

Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajit: Raabert, Isse social security pe daal do. Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahi degi

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Scene Raabert and Ajeet

Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikaar. Robert spots a peacock.
Robert: Boss…more.. more…
Ajit targets the peacock, shoots it and says…
Ajit: Nomore

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