Funny SMS In Hindi To Share Laughter

2 Snakes chatting: snake1: fus, snake2: fus fus, snake1: fus fus fus, snake2: kur kur kur kur, snake1: kaan ke niche bajaau kya, subject change mat kar.

5 Wajah ho sakti hai mujhe sms na karne ki, time nahi, free sms nahi, balance nahi, network nahi, sher ko tang karne ki himmat nahi. Hai himmat to sms karo.

99 Saal ka budda mar kar swarg pahucha, wahan khoobsurat apsaraaon ko dekh kar bola- Ramdev ke chakkar mein na padta to kab ka yahan aa gaya hota.

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-ae-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying miyaa is umar mein farishte aate hain, rishte nahi.

A pig fell in love with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig’s hand. Next day, pig died from bird flu and chicken died from swine flu..Ajab prem ki ghazab kahaani ..

Aadmi- Bhagwaan 100 saal aapke liye kitne hain? God- 1 second. Aadmi- aur 100 crore rupaye? God-1 sikka. Aadmi- mujhe 1 sikka dedo. God- 1 second ruko.

Aaj aapka sms ayega to hi hum roti khaayenge, varna 2 samosa, 1 sandwich, 1 mazaa, aur 2 kele khaakar bhukhe hi so jaayenge.

Aaj bahut dino baad kitab kholi to pata chala Ghalib. . . A v nai anda, a v nai anda, a v nai anda, a v nai anda.

Aaj handsome boy or beautiful girl day hai, so ye message unko bhejo jo aapki nazar mein smart hai, imaandaari se bhejna, meri tarah mazaak mat karna.

Aaj inbox mein aap nazar na aaye, tamanna ke phool murjhaaye, na jaane kin galiyo mein kho gaye aap, hum police station se lekar pagal khaane tak dhund aaye.

Aaj ka sawal: mohabbat ho jaati hai ya karni padti hai? Very simple, ladki khoobsurat ho to ho jaati hai.. Agar ameer ho to karni padti hai…

Aaj kal dil kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar…sabke saamne… Ek…k ki kis kiss kissa sunaau college waala.

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ki dress, yahaan se less wahaan se less, kabhi sleeveless, kabhi backless aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to, kamina characterless.

Aaj ki generation ke yuvaaon ko dar kab lagta hai? Jab vo subah uthate hai aur unka mobile mummy ke paas hota hai.

Aaj ki taza khabar: ik bathroom mein, ik boy ne, ik girl ke jism ko, har jagah se touch kiya, pata hai wo boy kon tha? . . . . ..lifeboy.

Aaj market mein kisi par nazar padi… Handsome, inteligent, smart, graceful, decent . . Paas jaa kar dekha… Kambakht mirror tha….

Aaj mere phone aur sim card ki shaadi ki salgirah hai, inbox mein choti si party rakhi hai, toh aap sms bhej kar party mein shaamil ho jaao- enjoy the party

Aaj newspaper mein padha ki dosto ko sms karne se dil ki bimaari ho sakti hai….To aaj se bandh… Kya sms ? Nahi yaar. News paper

Aaj raat ko Haan aaj rat ko, tumhe hi karna hai, sirf tumhe, kuch mat socho, bas kar do, karke sabko dikha do, ke tum bhi kar sakte ho bistar pe susu.

Aaj subah jab maine thande paani se muh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . Ki titanic waale ladke ki to watt lag gayi hogi..

Aaj thappar day hai, aapko qasam hai, jo bhi is time aapke saath baitha hua hai, usse rakhke thappar maare. Mom Dad ke siwa, enjoy this day. Laga de yaar

Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hain, fir bhi labon par hansi rakhni padti hai, ye haal tabhi hota hai jab lambe safar mein susu rokni padti hai..

Aankhon mein sharafat, chaal mein najaakat, dil mein sachchai aur chehre pe safaai, phir kyon na bole har ladki aapko bhai.

Aankhon se aansuon ki judaai kar do, dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do, agar dil na lage kahin to, Aa jaao, mere ghar ki safaai kar do.

Aap apni zindagi mein itna aage jaao ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe – jaao baba aage jao, aage jao.

Aap ke pyaar ki chamak kuch aisi hai ke har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, sochta hun ke ghar ka meter katwa doon, kambakht bijli ka bill bahut aata hai.

Aap kis gam mein baithe ho, mera ek kaam kar do na, meri julf ko lehra kar juu nikaal do na.

Aap Main 10 Qualities Hain. 1. Aap Buhat acche Hain. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Baaki Mazaak Kal Karenge.

Aap mein aur pepsi mein teen chezain ek jaisi hain. 1- Sab ko pasand hai 2- Dono sweet hain Or 3- Dono mein dimaag ki jagah dhakkan laga hai.. Hahahaha.

Aap mujhe ek jagah se bahut pyaare lagte hain? Maloom hai kahan se?…… Door se.

Aapka hasna, aapka chalna, aapki wo style, aapki in aadaoon ki humne save karli hai ek file.

Aapka style aapki smile aapki aankhen aapki baatein aapka bolna aapka chalna aapka muskurana aapka sharmana aapka aandaz uff. . . Koi ek to theek kar lo.

Aapke har gunaah ki maafi hai, aap jo roye to bahut na insaafi hai. Aapki aankhon mein na aaye kabhi paani, kyunki behne ke liye to aapki naak hi kaafi hai.

Aapke paas sirf you hai aur dekhte hai ki aap u mere liye kaha lagaate hai. I miss- I love- I meet- I hate- I need- I kill- I like- I want- reply me now.

Aapki ada, aapki smile, aapka chehra, aapka chalna, aapka bolna, aapka sharmana, aapki julfein, aapki aankhen.. Uff koi ek cheez to tarif ke kaabil hoti….

Aapki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kaam karte ho, dil laga ke karte ho.. Kyunki, dimaag to aapke paas hai hi nahi.

Aapki khoobsurti se hum bhi sharminda hain. Kahin bhool se bhi kabristan mat chale jaana. Warna log samjhenge bhoot abhi jinda hai.

Aapki zindagi mein koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfriend, jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

Aapko ek word bhejta hu jise aap aage se padhoga ya pichhe se, aapko apna hi naam dikhaai dega.. ullu.

Aapko last chance de raha hu. Mast mast message bhejna shuru kar do. Varna bhagwaan waale sms bhejuga. Fir bhejte rehna 21 aur 51 logo ko.

Aapko meri konsi aadat buri lagti hai? . . . Replay kiya to bahut pitoge. Jaise hu mast hu. Adjust karlo chup-chap.

Aapko pata hai kurkure khaane se kya hota hai? Soncho soncho . Very simple kurkure khatam ho jaata hai …..

Aapko pataa hai ki popkorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchlte kyu hai? Nahi pata kabhi khud baith kar dekhna, pata chal jayega..

Aapne dil churaaya hum khaamosh rahe, aapne neend churaai hum khaamosh rahe, aapne hasi churaai hum khaamosh rahe, but its to much yaar. Chappal to rehne dete.

Aarz kiya hai, khuda bachaaye tumhe in hasino se, naaznino se, in mahzebino se, par in hasino ko kaun bachaaye tum jaise kamino se.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele, bhai ka khopdi bahut tight hai, bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? Bole to do-chaar sms chipka daal maamu.

Accha ek baat bataao, gadha tanhaai mein kya mehsus karta hai? Koi jaldi nahi hai.. Mehsus karke bata dena.

Aeroplane aa raha hai. Dekho . . Dekho naa . . Chala bhi gaya, upar dekhna chahiye tha mobile mein aata hai kya?

Agar aap ki shaadi nahi ho rahi, to har Namaaz ke baad 7 dafa apni ammi ki taraf muh kar ke zor zor se chillayen. Meri shadi karvao..

Agar aap mein himmat hai toh.. . . . . . . Toh acchi baat hai, honi bhi chahiye.

Agar aapko koi anjaan parcel mile to use na kholen, usme meri photo ho sakti hai aur aapki zara si laparwaahi . . . . . . Aapko mera deewana bana sakti hai.

Agar aapse koi kahe ke aap goodlooking ho, smart ho aur genious ho, to ek haath rakh ke dena ussko? Aur kehna, March ke mahine mein Aprail fool banata hai.

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhe to basanti and thakur mein kya rishta hoga? Rehne do, zyaada dimaag mat lagaao kyunki thaakur ke haath hi nahi the.

Agar duniya ko kuch kar dikhana hai, to sun meri baat haathi ke upar ulta khada hokar photo khichwa, Ab photo ko ulta karke dunia waalo ko dikha.

Agar ek aadmi ke paas, ek bhi baal na ho, toh use kaun sa award milega? – Nobel award.

Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi acche hum hai, agar hume koi bura lagta hai to jaan lo ki bura wohi hai kyunki hum to achhe hi hai na.

Agar mobile ek banduk hai to sms uski goli hai, jab ye chalti hai to bahaadur log jawaabi hamla karte hai jabki kaayar log dekhte hai aur zulm sehte hai.

Agar raat ko koi tang kare, tumhe tumhari karvato mein sataaye, tumhare gaalo ko sahlaaye, to romantic mat bano, all out lagaao macchar bhagaao. Good night

Agar seedhi ungli se ghee na nikle to…. Ghee ko garam kar lo, har cheez mein ungli karni zaruri hai kya?

Ajeeb riwaaj hai is duniya ka, kehte hai sabse mil julkar raho, pyaar mohabbat se raho aur jab kisi se pyaar ho jaaye to kehte hai in sabse door raho.

Andhe ke haath mein torch. Behray ke haath mein radio. Gungay ke haath mein mike.. aur………. Aapke haath mein mobile……. Kya zamaana aa gaya hai.

Apko ek baat bataani thi, kal raat maine meri girlfriend ke saath. ….. ….. …… …… …..,. ……. Ice-cream khaayi thi. Kuch bhi sochte ho yaar….

Apne roop par itna gurur na karo.. Ye sab do din ki hasti hai.. Tumhare chehre par tab tak masti hai.. Jab tak fair & handsome sasti hai..

Apne sasur ka dulaara hun main, apni biwi ko bhi pyaara hun main, filhaal to ye sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwaara hun main.

Arz kiya hai. Aankho main nami thi aur vitamin ki kami thi wah.wah. Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girlfriend ki mummy thi.

Aye khuda barish karwa de. Ek katora paani bharwa de. Jo mujhe sms nahi karta, uske mobile ko is katore mein duba de. Na rahega phone na bajegi tone.

Aye khuda unhe meri yaad dila de, hum unhe yaad karte hai yeh bata de, wo sms na kare to paani barsa de, aur us paani mein unka mobile duba de..

Bade lambe hote hain ye zindagi ke raaste, do kadam tum chalo do kadam hum chalenge baad mein taxi kar lenge.

Bandar ki beti – Papa mujhe bhi shaadi karni hai. Bandar – Beti sabra karo, dulha abhi sms padh raha hai, padh ke muskuraaye to samjho rishta pakka.

Banta was driving heavy bike, achanak ladkiyan saamne aa gayi toh bola- Aankhon mein jalaye rakhta hu mein aapki yaadon ke deep, hat jaao andhiyo peep peep

Barsat ki raat ek bheegi ladki bhige honth bhigi zulfein usse nazre mile milte hi dil ne kaha . . . . Kal ye 100% bimaar hogi…

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere messages se.Ye prayaas hai mujhe sms na karne waale logon ko gandhigiri se samjhane ka.

Beta bola, papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai. Papa bole, nahi bete, abhi nahi, Beta bola, papa kyon? Papa: Bete abhi bandar sms padh raha hai.

Bewakoof, matlabi, dhokhebaaz, chugalkhor, besharam, jhoothe, badtameez, maukaparast, paakhandi, bhagwab aapko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

Boy to girl: kya mein aapka haath choom sakta hu? Girl: kyu kamine mere lips pe zehar laga hai kya?