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A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. 1 Missing in above. Why are you reading again? Shame on you. In abcd, 1 is not included.
A boy found Aladdin’s lamp, he asked him to increase all girls brain ten times more. He laughed and said: Multiplication does not apply on zero.
A girl checks her weight = 58kg. Removed sandals = 56. Then dupatta = 52 now coins finished…… A boy behind her said you carry on , I have coins.
A mouse was going with his kids. A cat jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted: bhow bhow cat ran away, mouse: that is the advantage of learning foreign language.
A smile costs less than electricity but gives more light to your face. So always smile and prove that you are the best tubelight.
A: you are active b: you are best c: you are cute d: you are my dearest e: you are excelant f: you are always first g: you are great. sorry cannot lie till z.
Aaj dogs day hai, to samajh gaya na maine tujhe kyu sms kiya hai? Isiliye to mein kehta hun mere dost ke paas kutte ka dimaag hai ishaare mein samajh jaata hai.
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, thand mein kapkapaaye se lagte ho, nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, bahut dino baad nahaaye se lagte ho.
Aap jhakaas, aap cute, aap great, aap famous, aap cool, aap intelligent, aap star, aap stylish… Ban sakte ho agar mujhe follow karo toh.
Aapke haath mein mobile hai. Chehre pe mast si smile hai. Sms ki acchi khaasi file hai. Phir bhi sms nahi karte. Yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
Aapne mujhko dekha. Fir aap mere peeche aaye. Aate gaye fir.. Fir.. Fir.. Kya mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada.
All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off – Shakespeare. All boys are innocent before the lights are off – shakespeare’s wife.
All that is smile you make and hello say to wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find will you.. are you confused?? Now read it backward.
Any time any problem any help just give me one missed call, I will give you another missed call and we will play missed call missed call. Haha..
Arz kiya hai pink lips are girls beauty… Wah..wah.. Pink lips are girls beauty.. and kissing them is boys duty.
Average man’s life consists:
20 yrs of his mother asking him where he is going,
40 yrs of his wife asking the same,
and in the end, the mourners wondering too.
Bachelors think that married men are lucky, married think that bachelors are lucky. The point is that bachelors think at night and married think at day time.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too. Beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eye,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don’t fly!
Bubbli got caught on date on Independence day. Dad – What is this? Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want.
Can you guess? Why did God create You before Me? Thats because He wanted to create a sample before creating a Master Piece.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
Customer’s letter To Bank. Dear Sir, With The Current Developments In Banking Industry, If My Cheque Says Insufficient Funds , Does That Refer To Me Or To You?
Difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and panic is when both are pregnant.
Difference between young age and old age. In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
Do you remember the day we travel in the car, I put my monkey out of the window, you put your face out, then people start shouting… twins twins
Don’t eat dairy milk or any other cadbury product specially fruit and nuts or silk….Because it causes severe stomach pain when eaten without me.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above. So always brush your teeth..
During the 1st half of life we get birthday, Valentines Day, best wishes, friendship and wedding cards. During the 2nd half we get: Get well soon cards.
Ek hum hain ke kitne sweet hain. Ek aap hain ke kitne cute hain. Ek aap hain ke kitne lovely hain. Ek hum hain ke jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain.
Foreign Country Daughter:
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You must invite me.
Funny truth.. No one is as ugly as their identity card picture, nor as good looking as their facebook profile picture.
Girl and boy in a park. Boy started touching the girl. Girl: stop it, all this will happen only after marriage. Boy: Okay, then call me once you are married.
Girl: Now stop looking at girls, you are commited now. Boy: Oho what do you mean, if I am on diet, that does not mean that I cannot look at menu.
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Government of India has introduced a new rule… Good looking people should be thrown out of country.. You are safe.. Oh no where should I hide?
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have – Girlfriends.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, I was hurt, bloody… mosquito
Height of bad luck. . . I just wanted to kiss a charming, intelligent and most beautiful person on this earth, but my lips can not touch my cheeks.
Height Of Bad Luck. I Just Wanted To KISS a CHARMING, INTELLIGENT & MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth But My Lips Cant Touch My Cheeks.
Height of Technical Overdose: A computer student falling from the roof of a building and shouting: F1 F1 F1 instead of help-help-help…
Hello I Am A Virus And I Am Entering Your Brain Right Now. Sorry I Will Leave I Cant Find A Brain.
Hi, doing nothing? Then make a place for me in your heart, I may come there any time. Yours faithfully, heart attack.
I am a dog and you are a flower, wah wah… I am a dog and you are a flower, so let me lift my leg and give you a shower.
I am missing you a lot my love… Sender: Katrina Kaif +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996. Do not get excited dear, she sent this message to me.
I am your girlfriend: smart, intelligent, sweet, talented, excllent, romantic. Sounds good? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
I got a severe headache. I went to the doctor. He said that it would be cured if I send sms to some lunatic person. Tell me, whom do I know other than you?
I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u, do not be so confused, I love other alphabets too.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I am only a cartoonist!
If you are sad, then sit on the rocks, open your shoes and smell your socks.
In a party a handsome boy asked a girl: are you going to dance? She felt so happy and said: yes and the boy said: that is good, so can I have your chair?
Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?
Its easier to pick a girl of 50 kg in romantic mood but it is quite difficult to pick up a bori of aata of weight 20 kg, when mom says, kuch help kar de beta!
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga, tu naa mili to tujhko dil se, ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
kyun dil tumse milna chahta hai? Tumko dekhna chahta hai? kyun dil tumse baat karna chahta hai? kyunke dil to baccha hai ji aur baccho ko cartoon pasand hai.
Light can replace sun, parents can replace god, but nothing in the world can replace you. Why? Because china item no guarantee no replacement.
Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, its a Good Day, you are my chocofill. But you Crackjacked my Little Heart. Now I am in 50/50 position.
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bites? Man1: No. Man2 sits and the dog bites. Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite. Man:That is not my dog.
Monday to Sunday, From January To December, From birth to my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a headache!
Money gives you tension, makes you greedy, makes enemies and make your life hell. I can not see you in trouble. So please share your money with me.
No matter how bad we are, we are not totally useless… Atleast we can always be used as a good example for bad things…..
Pay my regards to your father who is tolerating such a dumb duffer child, what a stamina he has got.. I salute your father.
Quotable Quotes: To be is to do. (by Socrates) To do is to be. (by Plato) To be or not to be. (by Shakespeare) Do be do be do. (by Scooby do)
Rare sight! A girl singing in the bathroom while taking a bath and a boy near key hole is using his ear not eyes.
Reliance ka palang, BSNL ka gadda, Airtel ka takiya, Tata ki rajai, uske ander aap aur Vodafone ka kutta. What an Idea sir ji.
Similarity between Facebook and Jail . . . In both cases you sit and waste time and write on walls.
Someone.. Misses you.. Needs you.. Worries about you. Lonely without you. Guess who? The monkey in the zoo.
Saint: I don’t have
TC:Where do you want to go?
Saint: Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya
TC:Come, lets go
TC:Krishna’a birth place, Jail
Teacher: tell me 3 tenses with example. Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday, we are in love now, and we will run away tomorrow.
Technology’s Impact On Lives:
Dad’s E-Mail: Dear Son! How are you?
Your Mom and I are fine. Miss you a lot.
Please turn OFF your PC and come down for dinner.
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In English Language Are –
“I am From The Government And I am Here To Help”
The time since I have met you, I have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars. So, if you do not mind, can I sell you?
The wind, the naughty wind, that blows the girls skirt high. but the nature is clever, it sends dust with the wind, to close the boys eye.