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Funny SMS to cheer you up with an overdose of laughter. A collection of the most interesting, original and creative Funny SMS messages that can be shared with your loved ones. Explore a collection of free Funny SMS Text messages filled with fun, laughter, naughtiness and wisdom, just what you need to refresh your day. Choose from the most popular Funny SMS wishes and greetings, Funny Messages for friends and family, Funny SMS in Hindi and much more to crack up with a good laugh, anytime anywhere. Sharing these well categorized and exclusive Free Funny SMS is your sureshot way of strengthening each bond of love thereby making your loved ones laugh out loud. No matter where you are or how low you are feeling, a daily Funny SMS will add a new happiness to your being. With so many thought provoking Funny SMS texts in 160 characters, you will be able to pick and choose the right Funny Message for your friends, lovers, relatives or aquaintance based on the relationship your share. Post these daily Funny SMS on Facebook and Twitter to see your friend list grow magically. All these Funny SMS are crafted with immense thought and handpicked with attention to give you the best Funny SMS Pack. Every message in this collection of hilarious Funny SMS will take you closer to the hearts of people who matter to you. So what are you waiting for? Pick a free mobile Funny SMS and let the love begin. Let no day be a day without laughter.

2 Snakes chatting snake1

2 Snakes chatting: snake1: fus, snake2: fus fus, snake1: fus fus fus, snake2: kur kur kur kur, snake1: kaan ke niche bajaau kya, subject change mat kar.

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5 Wajah ho sakti

5 Wajah ho sakti hai mujhe sms na karne ki, time nahi, free sms nahi, balance nahi, network nahi, sher ko tang karne ki himmat nahi. Hai himmat to sms karo.

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99 Saal ka budda

99 Saal ka budda mar kar swarg pahucha, wahan khoobsurat apsaraaon ko dekh kar bola- Ramdev ke chakkar mein na padta to kab ka yahan aa gaya hota.

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A 60 year old

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-ae-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying miyaa is umar mein farishte aate hain, rishte nahi.

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A b c d

A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. 1 Missing in above. Why are you reading again? Shame on you. In abcd, 1 is not included.

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A boy found Aladdin

A boy found Aladdin’s lamp, he asked him to increase all girls brain ten times more. He laughed and said: Multiplication does not apply on zero.

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A girl checks her

A girl checks her weight = 58kg. Removed sandals = 56. Then dupatta = 52 now coins finished…… A boy behind her said you carry on , I have coins.

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A mouse was going

A mouse was going with his kids. A cat jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted: bhow bhow cat ran away, mouse: that is the advantage of learning foreign language.

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A pig fell in

A pig fell in love with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig’s hand. Next day, pig died from bird flu and chicken died from swine flu..Ajab prem ki ghazab kahaani ..

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A smile costs less

A smile costs less than electricity but gives more light to your face. So always smile and prove that you are the best tubelight.

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A you are active

A: you are active b: you are best c: you are cute d: you are my dearest e: you are excelant f: you are always first g: you are great. sorry cannot lie till z.

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Aadmi Bhagwaan 100 saal

Aadmi- Bhagwaan 100 saal aapke liye kitne hain? God- 1 second. Aadmi- aur 100 crore rupaye? God-1 sikka. Aadmi- mujhe 1 sikka dedo. God- 1 second ruko.

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Aaj aapka sms ayega

Aaj aapka sms ayega to hi hum roti khaayenge, varna 2 samosa, 1 sandwich, 1 mazaa, aur 2 kele khaakar bhukhe hi so jaayenge.

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Aaj bahut dino baad

Aaj bahut dino baad kitab kholi to pata chala Ghalib. . . A v nai anda, a v nai anda, a v nai anda, a v nai anda.

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Aaj dogs day hai

Aaj dogs day hai, to samajh gaya na maine tujhe kyu sms kiya hai? Isiliye to mein kehta hun mere dost ke paas kutte ka dimaag hai ishaare mein samajh jaata hai.

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Aaj handsome boy or

Aaj handsome boy or beautiful girl day hai, so ye message unko bhejo jo aapki nazar mein smart hai, imaandaari se bhejna, meri tarah mazaak mat karna.

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Aaj inbox mein aap

Aaj inbox mein aap nazar na aaye, tamanna ke phool murjhaaye, na jaane kin galiyo mein kho gaye aap, hum police station se lekar pagal khaane tak dhund aaye.

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Aaj ka sawal mohabbat

Aaj ka sawal: mohabbat ho jaati hai ya karni padti hai? Very simple, ladki khoobsurat ho to ho jaati hai.. Agar ameer ho to karni padti hai…

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Aaj kal dil kar

Aaj kal dil kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar…sabke saamne… Ek…k ki kis kiss kissa sunaau college waala.

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Aaj kal ki ladkiyon

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ki dress, yahaan se less wahaan se less, kabhi sleeveless, kabhi backless aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to, kamina characterless.

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Aaj ki generation ke

Aaj ki generation ke yuvaaon ko dar kab lagta hai? Jab vo subah uthate hai aur unka mobile mummy ke paas hota hai.

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Aaj ki taza khabar

Aaj ki taza khabar: ik bathroom mein, ik boy ne, ik girl ke jism ko, har jagah se touch kiya, pata hai wo boy kon tha? . . . . ..lifeboy.

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Aaj kuch ghabraaye se

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, thand mein kapkapaaye se lagte ho, nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, bahut dino baad nahaaye se lagte ho.

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Aaj market mein kisi

Aaj market mein kisi par nazar padi… Handsome, inteligent, smart, graceful, decent . . Paas jaa kar dekha… Kambakht mirror tha….

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Aaj mere phone aur

Aaj mere phone aur sim card ki shaadi ki salgirah hai, inbox mein choti si party rakhi hai, toh aap sms bhej kar party mein shaamil ho jaao- enjoy the party

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Aaj newspaper mein padha

Aaj newspaper mein padha ki dosto ko sms karne se dil ki bimaari ho sakti hai….To aaj se bandh… Kya sms ? Nahi yaar. News paper

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Aaj raat ko Haan

Aaj raat ko Haan aaj rat ko, tumhe hi karna hai, sirf tumhe, kuch mat socho, bas kar do, karke sabko dikha do, ke tum bhi kar sakte ho bistar pe susu.

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Aaj subah jab maine

Aaj subah jab maine thande paani se muh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . Ki titanic waale ladke ki to watt lag gayi hogi..

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Aaj thappar day hai

Aaj thappar day hai, aapko qasam hai, jo bhi is time aapke saath baitha hua hai, usse rakhke thappar maare. Mom Dad ke siwa, enjoy this day. Laga de yaar

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Aankhon mein aansu aa

Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hain, fir bhi labon par hansi rakhni padti hai, ye haal tabhi hota hai jab lambe safar mein susu rokni padti hai..

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Aankhon mein sharafat chaal

Aankhon mein sharafat, chaal mein najaakat, dil mein sachchai aur chehre pe safaai, phir kyon na bole har ladki aapko bhai.

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Aankhon se aansuon ki

Aankhon se aansuon ki judaai kar do, dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do, agar dil na lage kahin to, Aa jaao, mere ghar ki safaai kar do.

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Aap apni zindagi mein

Aap apni zindagi mein itna aage jaao ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe – jaao baba aage jao, aage jao.

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Aap jhakaas aap cute

Aap jhakaas, aap cute, aap great, aap famous, aap cool, aap intelligent, aap star, aap stylish… Ban sakte ho agar mujhe follow karo toh.

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Aap ke pyaar ki

Aap ke pyaar ki chamak kuch aisi hai ke har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, sochta hun ke ghar ka meter katwa doon, kambakht bijli ka bill bahut aata hai.

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Aap kis gam mein

Aap kis gam mein baithe ho, mera ek kaam kar do na, meri julf ko lehra kar juu nikaal do na.

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Aap Main 10 Qualities

Aap Main 10 Qualities Hain. 1. Aap Buhat acche Hain. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Baaki Mazaak Kal Karenge.

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Aap mein aur pepsi

Aap mein aur pepsi mein teen chezain ek jaisi hain. 1- Sab ko pasand hai 2- Dono sweet hain Or 3- Dono mein dimaag ki jagah dhakkan laga hai.. Hahahaha.

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Aap mujhe ek jagah

Aap mujhe ek jagah se bahut pyaare lagte hain? Maloom hai kahan se?…… Door se.

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Aapka hasna aapka chalna

Aapka hasna, aapka chalna, aapki wo style, aapki in aadaoon ki humne save karli hai ek file.

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Aapka style aapki smile

Aapka style aapki smile aapki aankhen aapki baatein aapka bolna aapka chalna aapka muskurana aapka sharmana aapka aandaz uff. . . Koi ek to theek kar lo.

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Aapke haath mein mobile

Aapke haath mein mobile hai. Chehre pe mast si smile hai. Sms ki acchi khaasi file hai. Phir bhi sms nahi karte. Yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

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Aapke har gunaah ki

Aapke har gunaah ki maafi hai, aap jo roye to bahut na insaafi hai. Aapki aankhon mein na aaye kabhi paani, kyunki behne ke liye to aapki naak hi kaafi hai.

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Aapke paas sirf you

Aapke paas sirf you hai aur dekhte hai ki aap u mere liye kaha lagaate hai. I miss- I love- I meet- I hate- I need- I kill- I like- I want- reply me now.

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Aapki ada aapki smile

Aapki ada, aapki smile, aapka chehra, aapka chalna, aapka bolna, aapka sharmana, aapki julfein, aapki aankhen.. Uff koi ek cheez to tarif ke kaabil hoti….

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Aapki ek baat hume

Aapki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kaam karte ho, dil laga ke karte ho.. Kyunki, dimaag to aapke paas hai hi nahi.

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Aapki khoobsurti se hum

Aapki khoobsurti se hum bhi sharminda hain. Kahin bhool se bhi kabristan mat chale jaana. Warna log samjhenge bhoot abhi jinda hai.

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Aapki zindagi mein koi

Aapki zindagi mein koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfriend, jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

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Aapko ek word bhejta

Aapko ek word bhejta hu jise aap aage se padhoga ya pichhe se, aapko apna hi naam dikhaai dega.. ullu.

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Aapko last chance de

Aapko last chance de raha hu. Mast mast message bhejna shuru kar do. Varna bhagwaan waale sms bhejuga. Fir bhejte rehna 21 aur 51 logo ko.

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Aapko meri konsi aadat

Aapko meri konsi aadat buri lagti hai? . . . Replay kiya to bahut pitoge. Jaise hu mast hu. Adjust karlo chup-chap.

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Aapko pata hai kurkure

Aapko pata hai kurkure khaane se kya hota hai? Soncho soncho . Very simple kurkure khatam ho jaata hai …..

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Aapko pataa hai ki

Aapko pataa hai ki popkorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchlte kyu hai? Nahi pata kabhi khud baith kar dekhna, pata chal jayega..

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Aapne dil churaaya hum

Aapne dil churaaya hum khaamosh rahe, aapne neend churaai hum khaamosh rahe, aapne hasi churaai hum khaamosh rahe, but its to much yaar. Chappal to rehne dete.

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Aapne mujhko dekha Fir

Aapne mujhko dekha. Fir aap mere peeche aaye. Aate gaye fir.. Fir.. Fir.. Kya mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada.

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Aarz kiya hai khuda

Aarz kiya hai, khuda bachaaye tumhe in hasino se, naaznino se, in mahzebino se, par in hasino ko kaun bachaaye tum jaise kamino se.

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Abhi bole to bhai

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele, bhai ka khopdi bahut tight hai, bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? Bole to do-chaar sms chipka daal maamu.

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Accha ek baat bataao

Accha ek baat bataao, gadha tanhaai mein kya mehsus karta hai? Koi jaldi nahi hai.. Mehsus karke bata dena.

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Aeroplane aa raha hai

Aeroplane aa raha hai. Dekho . . Dekho naa . . Chala bhi gaya, upar dekhna chahiye tha mobile mein aata hai kya?

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Agar aap ki shaadi

Agar aap ki shaadi nahi ho rahi, to har Namaaz ke baad 7 dafa apni ammi ki taraf muh kar ke zor zor se chillayen. Meri shadi karvao..

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Agar aap mein himmat

Agar aap mein himmat hai toh.. . . . . . . Toh acchi baat hai, honi bhi chahiye.

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Agar aapko koi anjaan

Agar aapko koi anjaan parcel mile to use na kholen, usme meri photo ho sakti hai aur aapki zara si laparwaahi . . . . . . Aapko mera deewana bana sakti hai.

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Agar aapse koi kahe

Agar aapse koi kahe ke aap goodlooking ho, smart ho aur genious ho, to ek haath rakh ke dena ussko? Aur kehna, March ke mahine mein Aprail fool banata hai.

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Agar basanti ki mausi

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhe to basanti and thakur mein kya rishta hoga? Rehne do, zyaada dimaag mat lagaao kyunki thaakur ke haath hi nahi the.

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Agar duniya ko kuch

Agar duniya ko kuch kar dikhana hai, to sun meri baat haathi ke upar ulta khada hokar photo khichwa, Ab photo ko ulta karke dunia waalo ko dikha.

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Agar ek aadmi ke

Agar ek aadmi ke paas, ek bhi baal na ho, toh use kaun sa award milega? – Nobel award.

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Agar koi hume accha

Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi acche hum hai, agar hume koi bura lagta hai to jaan lo ki bura wohi hai kyunki hum to achhe hi hai na.

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Agar mobile ek banduk

Agar mobile ek banduk hai to sms uski goli hai, jab ye chalti hai to bahaadur log jawaabi hamla karte hai jabki kaayar log dekhte hai aur zulm sehte hai.

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Agar raat ko koi

Agar raat ko koi tang kare, tumhe tumhari karvato mein sataaye, tumhare gaalo ko sahlaaye, to romantic mat bano, all out lagaao macchar bhagaao. Good night

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Agar seedhi ungli se

Agar seedhi ungli se ghee na nikle to…. Ghee ko garam kar lo, har cheez mein ungli karni zaruri hai kya?

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Ajeeb riwaaj hai is

Ajeeb riwaaj hai is duniya ka, kehte hai sabse mil julkar raho, pyaar mohabbat se raho aur jab kisi se pyaar ho jaaye to kehte hai in sabse door raho.

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All girls are beautiful

All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off – Shakespeare. All boys are innocent before the lights are off – shakespeare’s wife.

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All that is smile

All that is smile you make and hello say to wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find will you.. are you confused?? Now read it backward.

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Andhe ke haath mein

Andhe ke haath mein torch. Behray ke haath mein radio. Gungay ke haath mein mike.. aur………. Aapke haath mein mobile……. Kya zamaana aa gaya hai.

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Any time any problem

Any time any problem any help just give me one missed call, I will give you another missed call and we will play missed call missed call. Haha..

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