Cute Flirt SMS for everyone

1+1=2 eyes look at you. 12+12=24 hours thinking about you. 3+4=7 days in week missing you. 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like you.

A boy was going with his girlfriend. His friend asks: who is she? Boy: My cousin. The friend said: Last year she was my cousin.

A Bright Future Can Give you Many Beautiful Girls. But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give you A Bright Future.

A girl says to her boyfriend,
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One kiss and I will be yours forever.
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The guy says, thanks for the warning!

A Highly Successful Flirt Was Once Asked: Which One Is Your Best G.F? He Said: The Next One. MORAL: Always Aim High and Continuously Improve Your Performance

A Real Cute Girl: Why Do You Always Follow Me Around? ? Boy: Well, Because When I Was A Kid, My Mom Told Me To Follow My Dreams.

A smile to put you on high. A kiss to set your soul alright. Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

Aaj Hum Aapse Dil Ki Baat Karna Chahte Hain. Mind Na Karna Main Aap Say Bohat P PY PYA PYAR PYARA HOON. Jisse Marzi Pooch Lein.

Aakhon Mein Noor Hai, Chehre Pe Suroor Hai, Koi Ladki Mange Mera Number To De Dena, Kyun Ki Meri Shaadi Abhi Bohat Door Hai.

According to the bible, my body is a temple. Wanna come over for midnight mass?

After engagement!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls, You are commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do you mean,
Being on diet doesnt mean that I cant look at the MENU.

After Watching The Pepsi Advertisement A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing His Girlfriend. Gf: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boy: DIWAANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI

Agar aap Bhi Masjid Me Namaz Padhne Aati. Toh. . . Toh Sab Ladke 5 Waqt Ke Namazi Hote

Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.

Always be happy, always wear a smile, not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.

Always Remember: When He Cancels A Date, It Is Because. He Has To. But When She Cancels A Date, It Is Because She Has Two

Am I at the end of a rainbow? Cause I just found treasure!

Answers when a GIRL is proposed:
1-No 2-Give some time 3-we are just friends 4-Concentrate on studies 5-This is infactuation
If a BOY is proposed: 1/2/3/4/5-YES

Apart from being hot, what do you do for a living?

Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you fresh out of the oven? Cause baby, you’re HOT!

Are you related to Mike Tyson? Cause baby, you’re a knockout!

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.

Baby are you a magnet? Cause I am uncontrollably attracted to you!

Baby can I tie your shoe? Cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else!

Baby could you give me directions to the bakery? Cause I want a Cutiepie like you!

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Baby, do they call you Coffee? Cause you grind FINE

Baby, do you have a quarter? Cause my mom always told me to call home when I’ve met the girl of my dreams!

Baby, find me a map… Cause I’m lost in the sparkle of your eyes!

Baby I am a raindrop, and I am fallin’ for you!

Baby I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to leave, cause you’re making the other girls look really bad!

Baby I am like chocolate pudding… I may look like crap, but I am as sweet as can be!

Baby I am on a search for treasure, can I look in your eyes?

Baby I know I am not on your grocery list, but I can tell you’re checking me OUT!

Baby I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Baby I put the STD in stud. Now all I need is U!

Baby I sure hope you know CPR, cause my heart stopped beating when you walked into the room!

Baby, I think I saw you last night! Where? My dreams!

Baby I wanna bag you like some groceries.

Baby if you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous!

Baby, If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Baby, if you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning

Baby, is it okay if I take a picture? Cause you’re living proof angels exist!

Baby, is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mmm-mmm good!

Baby, is your name Daisy? Cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here!

Baby, life without you would be like a broken pencil… POINTLESS

Baby, like the sheets on your bed, I want to cover you with love

Baby, my love for you is like the Energizer bunny; it just keeps going and going

Baby pinch me, cause you’re so fine I must be dreaming!

Baby, Satan must really hate you… Cause you’re hotter than hell!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Baby there must be something wrong with my eyes, cause I can’t take them off you!

Baby, you and I are like Little Caesar’s… Hot n’ ready

Baby you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear

Baby you better have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy!

Baby, you look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?

Baby, you make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!

Baby, you must be a stoner… Cause you’re smokin’!

Baby you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

Baby you must be a hurricane, cause you’re blowing me away!

Baby, you must be a compass… Cause I’d be lost without you

Baby you must have been arrested earlier, cause it’s gotta be illegal to look that good!

Baby you need to step away from the bar, cause you’re so hot you’re melting all the ice!

Baby, you’re like a car accident… I just can’t look away!

Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book; you solve all my problems

Baby you’re like a dictionary… You add meaning to my life!

Baby, you’re so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

Baby you’re so sweet I am getting cavities!

Baby you’re so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business!

Baby you’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache!

Baby your body must be Visa, cause it’s everywhere I want to be!

Baby your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?

Best Pick-Up Line: Boy: Hey Girl! Is Your Name Google? Girl: No, But Why? Boy: Because You Have All Things I am Searching For.