Misunderstanding SMS and Jokes

Misunderstandings is a part of life – be it love, relationships or work. Read and share these superb misunderstanding SMS and laugh with the misunderstood jokes too.

A beautiful relationship doesn

A beautiful relationship doesn’t depend on how good understanding you have with someone, it depends on how well you avoid missunderstandings.

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A man telephoned the

A man telephoned the airline office and asked, How long does it take to fly to Boston? The clerk said, Just a minute… Thank you, the man said and hung up.

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A single moment of

A single moment of misunderstanding is more poisonous, it makes people forget the 100 loveable moments spent together, within a minute.

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Boy Hey Girl What

Boy:Hey. Girl:What? Boy:I Cheated. Girl:You scoundrel. Well, Now that we are confessing, I am cheating on you since last 2 years. Boy:I was talking about exams.

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Boy1 Meet my wife

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During a lecture in maths class.

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Cute and True Lines

Cute and True Lines- Never choose anyone without complete understanding and never lose anyone because of a small misunderstanding.

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Doctor Mrs Mona good

Doctor: Mrs. Mona, good news for you. Mona: Mrs. Mona? Doctor, I am Miss Mona. Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Mona, bad news for you. You are pregnant.

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Girl overtakes a boy

Girl overtakes a boy. Boy shouts – Donkey! Girl: You Donkey. Suddenly she meets with an accident as a donkey is crossing the road. Moral: Girls will be girls.

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Girl visiting grave with

Girl visiting grave with her mom. Girl: Do they bury 2 people in the same grave mom? No sweetie they don’t. Why?
It says – Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.

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Height of misunderstanding a

Height of misunderstanding – a man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as she did before.

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Height of misunderstanding IPL

Height of misunderstanding.
IPL T20 flash news!!!
All boys performed very well last night.
I was fully satisfied. – Shilpa Shetty.

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Husband texts wife What

Husband texts wife.
What you doing?
Wife:I am dying.
Husband happily:How do I live without you?
Wife:Idiot! I am dying my hair.
Husband:Bloody English Language!

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In Our Life A

In Our Life A Third Person Can Never Create A Misunderstanding. But Misunderstanding Between Two People Creates Space for a Third One!

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Man on call Call

Man on call: Call mam. Servant: She is in bed with another man. Man: Shoot them. Servant: Done. Where so I dump the bodies? Man: Backyard. Servant: But there is no backyard in our house. Man: Is this 779123456? Servant: No. Man: Sorry, wrong number.

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Me Hey man I

Me: Hey, man. I really like Eminem.
You: Yeah, I like them a lot too. I love chocolate.
Me: No, I mean the rapper, idiot.
You: You’re the idiot! Why would you like the wrapper?

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Mom was washing Pappu

Mom was washing Pappu’s hair. She said to him, Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.
Pappu: Maybe you should stop watering it so much.

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People fall in love

People fall in love due to misunderstandings and break up when they understand each other. Sad but True!

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Sometimes love ain t

Sometimes love ain’t nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.

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The Heart That Cares

The Heart
That Cares Too Much
Is Always
Misunderstood
The Heart
Which Acts Like It Cares
Is Always
Understood.

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To understand a misunderstanding

To understand a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship.

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Wife Saw Sign Board

Wife Saw Sign Board:
Nylon Saree
Rs.8/-
Cotton Saree
Rs.5/-
Banarsi Saree
Rs.10/-
Wife: Give me Rs.500, I will buy 50 Sarees.
Husband: Dumbo. Its a laundry shop

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You are one of

You are one of the cutest persons I have ever seen. Dont misunderstand me. Cute means: C-Creating U-unnecessary T-Troubles E-Everywhere.

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