Misunderstanding SMS and Jokes
Misunderstandings is a part of life – be it love, relationships or work. Read and share these superb misunderstanding SMS and laugh with the misunderstood jokes too.
A beautiful relationship doesn’t depend on how good understanding you have with someone, it depends on how well you avoid missunderstandings.
A man telephoned the airline office and asked, How long does it take to fly to Boston? The clerk said, Just a minute… Thank you, the man said and hung up.
A single moment of misunderstanding is more poisonous, it makes people forget the 100 loveable moments spent together, within a minute.
Boy:Hey. Girl:What? Boy:I Cheated. Girl:You scoundrel. Well, Now that we are confessing, I am cheating on you since last 2 years. Boy:I was talking about exams.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During a lecture in maths class.
Cute and True Lines- Never choose anyone without complete understanding and never lose anyone because of a small misunderstanding.
Doctor: Mrs. Mona, good news for you. Mona: Mrs. Mona? Doctor, I am Miss Mona. Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Mona, bad news for you. You are pregnant.
Girl overtakes a boy. Boy shouts – Donkey! Girl: You Donkey. Suddenly she meets with an accident as a donkey is crossing the road. Moral: Girls will be girls.
Girl visiting grave with her mom. Girl: Do they bury 2 people in the same grave mom? No sweetie they don’t. Why?
It says – Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.
Height of misunderstanding – a man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as she did before.
Height of misunderstanding.
IPL T20 flash news!!!
All boys performed very well last night.
I was fully satisfied. – Shilpa Shetty.
Husband texts wife.
What you doing?
Wife:I am dying.
Husband happily:How do I live without you?
Wife:Idiot! I am dying my hair.
Husband:Bloody English Language!
In Our Life A Third Person Can Never Create A Misunderstanding. But Misunderstanding Between Two People Creates Space for a Third One!
Man on call: Call mam. Servant: She is in bed with another man. Man: Shoot them. Servant: Done. Where so I dump the bodies? Man: Backyard. Servant: But there is no backyard in our house. Man: Is this 779123456? Servant: No. Man: Sorry, wrong number.
Me: Hey, man. I really like Eminem.
You: Yeah, I like them a lot too. I love chocolate.
Me: No, I mean the rapper, idiot.
You: You’re the idiot! Why would you like the wrapper?
Mom was washing Pappu’s hair. She said to him, Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.
Pappu: Maybe you should stop watering it so much.
People fall in love due to misunderstandings and break up when they understand each other. Sad but True!
Sometimes love ain’t nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.
That Cares Too Much
Which Acts Like It Cares
To understand a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship.
Wife Saw Sign Board:
Wife: Give me Rs.500, I will buy 50 Sarees.
Husband: Dumbo. Its a laundry shop
You are one of the cutest persons I have ever seen. Dont misunderstand me. Cute means: C-Creating U-unnecessary T-Troubles E-Everywhere.