Cute SMS For Cute Friends

A kid on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road
He suddenly shouted and said cutely:
“Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM

A kid was beaten up by his mom
dad came and asked
what happen son?
kid cutely said:
“I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”

After all those years in school,
I finally know what the semi-colon is for.
It’s to make the winky faces ; )

All the good guys
go to Heaven.
All the bad guys
go to Woman

Boy: Are you the tooth fairy? Mom: (Finding the question cute) Yes! I am. Boy: Tell me, how do you get into the other kids houses?

Cute message from boy to girl: Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Cute message from boy to girl: Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.

Cute message from boy to girl: If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’d see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!

Cutest Answers Ever!
Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!

Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!

Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!

Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?
A. Marriage..!!!

Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you.

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th standard-
Boy- Do you hug your teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for the rest of your life?

Dad: What’s ur Result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: From now Onwards Don’t Call Me “DAD”.
Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its my School Test Not a DNA Test

Do you know the meaning of DIET???
D – did
I – i
E – eat
T – today?

Hello!!
What’s wrong with your mobile?

I Tried so many times but Every time I call it says-The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!

I kissed my kid on her cheek. I noticed her wiping her cheek. “Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. “No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

M-A-T-H-S

M – mental
A – attack
T – to
H – handsome
S – students

Millions of people write cute Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by,
-DUST BIN-

Mom to kid
lets practice maths.
Your girl friend gave you 2 candies and 2 ice creams
What’s your answer?
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.
.
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Boy: (Cutely) Love you Darling!

Once a while good people need a reminder of how cute, special and lovable they are… With this message, consider yourself reminded

Rule of Maths

If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.

Teacher: what do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Bean: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Two small kids – boy and girl were crying.
Someone asked why are you both crying?

Girl said my doll has broken.

Boy said- because my doll is crying. How Cute!

What did the gangster’s son cutely tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
“Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything

World’s smallest (and cutest) resignation letter
Respected sir,
I love your wife.
Thank you