Crazy SMS For Everyone
Crazy SMS to celebrate the craziness hidden in each one of us. Each crazy sms is sure to tickle your funny bone and make you forget all the stress and boredom. Enjoy these crazy sms and share them with friends and family to bring a smile on their faces.
1 million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
‘An idea, that can change your WIFE’
While real word was (LIFE)
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law,
with a note:
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
Ans:The Pizza, as it’s fast food!
According to a research
87% of young people have
The other 13% have no
Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is not permitting me.
Girl: Who’s in your family?
Boy: My wife and children
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of husband.
the King can take only one step at a time
While the queen can do whatever she likes
Girl- which computer do you have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have?
Girl- A PINK ONE
He told me “Never say never!”
But he just said never….twice?
I Can Drive A Woman Wild With My Tongue
Its Pretty Easy
All You Do Is Say,
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident
Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?
Misuse of English – Diagram in book was not clear,
so madam drew diagram on blackboard
“Don’t look at book’s Figure “Look at my Figure”
MOM ALWAYS SAID…
Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees
Mom!!!! money is made from
paper and paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
E-Mail To Email
Female To Female
People Says ,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY”
Who’s in a Hurry?
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”
Teacher: What’s the past participle of the verb ‘to ring?’
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don’t think. I KNOW.
Student: I don’t think I know either, sir.
There are 2 types of
human beings found on
One who gets enormous
amount of likes and
comments on their posts…
The others are Boys
Two children are talking.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
What do you call a blank cow?
What is the height of Flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN