Crazy SMS For Everyone

Crazy SMS to celebrate the craziness hidden in each one of us. Each crazy sms is sure to tickle your funny bone and make you forget all the stress and boredom. Enjoy these crazy sms and share them with friends and family to bring a smile on their faces.

1 million copies of

1 million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
‘An idea, that can change your WIFE’
While real word was (LIFE)

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A Aren t you

A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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A newly wedded desperate

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law,
with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave

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A pizza and an

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
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Ans:The Pizza, as it’s fast food!

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According to a research87

According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
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The other 13% have no
computer.

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Boy I can t

Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is not permitting me.

Girl: Who’s in your family?

Boy: My wife and children

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Chess is the only

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of husband.
the King can take only one step at a time
While the queen can do whatever she likes

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Girl which computer do

Girl- which computer do you have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have?
Girl- A PINK ONE

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He told me Never

He told me “Never say never!”
But he just said never….twice?

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I Can Drive A

I Can Drive A Woman Wild With My Tongue
Its Pretty Easy
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All You Do Is Say,

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In a classroom Teacher

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident

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Is it true that

Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?

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Misuse of English Diagram

Misuse of English – Diagram in book was not clear,
so madam drew diagram on blackboard
and announced
“Don’t look at book’s Figure “Look at my Figure”

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MOM ALWAYS SAID Money

MOM ALWAYS SAID…
Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees
Mom!!!! money is made from
paper and paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
invalid..

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Only Two Types Of

Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
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E-Mail To Email
&
Female To Female

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People Says SMOKING KILLS

People Says ,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY”
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So What,
Who’s in a Hurry?

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Teacher Behind every successful

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

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Teacher Tell me the

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”

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Teacher What s the

Teacher: What’s the past participle of the verb ‘to ring?’
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don’t think. I KNOW.
Student: I don’t think I know either, sir.

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There are 2 types

There are 2 types of
human beings found on
Facebook.

One who gets enormous
amount of likes and
comments on their posts…
&
The others are Boys

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Two children are talking

Two children are talking.

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.

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Two Tigers were resting

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food

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What do you call

What do you call a blank cow?
Raw steak

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What is the height

What is the height of Flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

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