Cool SMS Collection

Cool SMS to let your friends know your cool quotient. A mind-blowing collection of cool SMS that can be sent to anyone who has had a heated debate or a sizzling stressed out week. These SMS are sure to cool everyone down.

Bachelors know more about

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.

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Come like a sprinter

Come like a sprinter;
Sit like a yogi;
And go like a king.
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It’s not about life…
This was written on a toilet door!

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Excellent Attitude I am

Excellent Attitude..
I am not saying that I am Special…
I am just one of God’s Limited Editions.

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Flirting is like a

Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong move… and you are married!

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Girl Why do you

Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you!

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Give a person a

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks together!

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Great Message writtenat the

Great Message written
at the reception of a corporate company..

We don’t pay you for having “brains”
We only reward “you”
for using them “intelligently”

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Hey friend Remember that

Hey friend,
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs you, after all!

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I am on a

I am on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

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I Love My SIX

I Love My SIX-PACK So Much

I Protect It With


A Layer of FAT

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In A Way I

In A Way I Feel Sorry For The Kids Of Next Generation

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They’ll Have Parents Who Know How To Check “Last Call Duration”, Sent Msgs, And “Browser History”

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Just 3 steps to

Just 3 steps to end your Tensions:
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Control yourself;
Look for an Alternate solution;
And Delete the situation that caused it!

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My Attitude A Girl

My Attitude:-
A Girl proposed to me.

And I said:
Sorry I won’t Accept your proposal,
But I Apprecate your selection.

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Question for Brilliant people

Question for Brilliant people
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Question was only for brilliant people
So,You relax

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Read it twice you

Read it twice you will know the fact of life..
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God has given us
REAL EYES to
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REALISE the
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REAL LIES.

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Salesman This computer will

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Buyer: That’s great, I will take two of them!

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Selfie is a proof

Selfie is a proof that Smartphones and Internet have made people so alone that they can’t find a friend or relation who can take their picture!

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That awkward moment when

That awkward moment when you give your phone to someone to see some picture and they start scrolling through the rest without even asking from you!

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Universal Truth Sun rises

Universal Truth:
‘Sun rises in the East’
Fact-
Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates
Moral-
Education kills our common sense.

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What Is Education Education

What Is Education…?

Education Is A Process Of
Wasting Half Of Our Life
To Learn How To Waste
Remaining Half Of Our Life.

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What s that thing

What’s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah! It’s called Imagination!

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When people say they

When people say they can’t see anything good in you, simply hug them… because life can be very difficult for the blind!

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You are lucky to

You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me – who was born to be a big liar!

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Youth is happy because

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty.
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old!

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