Cool SMS Collection
Cool SMS to let your friends know your cool quotient. A mind-blowing collection of cool SMS that can be sent to anyone who has had a heated debate or a sizzling stressed out week. These SMS are sure to cool everyone down.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
Come like a sprinter;
Sit like a yogi;
And go like a king.
It’s not about life…
This was written on a toilet door!
I am not saying that I am Special…
I am just one of God’s Limited Editions.
Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong move… and you are married!
Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you!
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks together!
Great Message written
at the reception of a corporate company..
We don’t pay you for having “brains”
We only reward “you”
for using them “intelligently”
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs you, after all!
I am on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
I Love My SIX-PACK So Much
I Protect It With
A Layer of FAT
In A Way I Feel Sorry For The Kids Of Next Generation
They’ll Have Parents Who Know How To Check “Last Call Duration”, Sent Msgs, And “Browser History”
Just 3 steps to end your Tensions:
Look for an Alternate solution;
And Delete the situation that caused it!
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:
Sorry I won’t Accept your proposal,
But I Apprecate your selection.
Question for Brilliant people
Question was only for brilliant people
Read it twice you will know the fact of life..
God has given us
REAL EYES to
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Buyer: That’s great, I will take two of them!
Selfie is a proof that Smartphones and Internet have made people so alone that they can’t find a friend or relation who can take their picture!
That awkward moment when you give your phone to someone to see some picture and they start scrolling through the rest without even asking from you!
‘Sun rises in the East’
Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates
Education kills our common sense.
What Is Education…?
Education Is A Process Of
Wasting Half Of Our Life
To Learn How To Waste
Remaining Half Of Our Life.
What’s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah! It’s called Imagination!
When people say they can’t see anything good in you, simply hug them… because life can be very difficult for the blind!
You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me – who was born to be a big liar!
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty.
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old!