Boy And Girl SMS Fun

Boy and Girl SMS that are flirty, funny and brings out male v/s female humor like never before. The never ending arguments, debates and pranks between boys and girls can be shared with your friends through these cute yet witty Boy and Girl SMS

A boy wantd to

A boy wantd to know the age of his girlfriend.
So he asked
Boy: dear what’s your birth date?
Girl: 4th November
Boy which year
Girl: Darling.. Every year!

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A Golden Quote By

A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher- Dear Boys,
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain.

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AG I R L

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G I R L ‘ S
B E S T
A S S E T
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H E R
‘L I E’ A B I L I T Y” Said a boy once.

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Always remember When Girl

Always remember:
When Girl cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When Boy cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

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Best Line Said By

Best Line Said By A Boy To His Girlfriend… The day I will go on knees for another girl… is the day I will tie a Shoe lace for our Daughter.

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Boy Hey do you

Boy: Hey, do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!

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Boy in restaurant sees

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl (furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!

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Boy May I confess

Boy: May I confess?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: You’ve the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen?
Girl: May I confess?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!

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Boy My girl is

Boy: My girl is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh!!! my girl is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

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Boy Why Do Girls

Boy: Why Do Girls Act Like Idiots ?
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Boy’s Friend: Who Says They Are Acting?

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Boys Use The Word

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word But Different ATTITUDE ?!!

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Girl All my life

Girl: All my life I have been saving my kisses for a man like you.
Boy: So you are ready to lose the savings of a lifetime!

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Girl Do You Smoke

Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?

Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?

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Girl s heart is

Girl’s heart is like WATER,
Boy’s heart is like MOBILE

Either Water Falls On Mobile
(Or)
Mobile Falls In Water,

Mobile is damaged

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Girl Tell the world

Girl: Tell the world that you love me.
Boy whispers – I love you!
Girl: Why did you whisper it to me?
Boy: Because you are my world!

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Girl To Her Boy

Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling you Know, Handsome Boy Always Gets Stupid Girlfriends …

Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling …

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Girls Marry Because They

Girls Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .

Boys Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken

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How Do You KnowWhen

How Do You Know
When A Girl Is About To Say Something Smart?
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She Starts Her Sentence With
”This Boy Once Told Me”

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If A Boy Gives

If A Boy Gives A Love Letter To A Girl
People Call Him “Flirt”
But If A Girl Gives A Letter To A Boy
They Call It “Offer”
Feel The Difference.

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If you help a

If you help a girl when she is in problem
she will always remember you only

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when she is in problem again.

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Never Reject A Girl

Never Reject A Girl In Life Because
A Good Girl Gives You
Happines And
Bad Girl Give You
Experience
Both Are Essential In Life
So Enjoy Every
Girlfriend!

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Once a boy Uploaded

Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog on Facebook..

Girl commented : “Which one
is you?”

Boy replied : “The One holding you..” 😛

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To Be Happy With

To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .

To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. .

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WAY TO IMPRESS A

WAY TO IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her
Honour her
Love her
Protect her
Care for her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her?
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (gameover)

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