Boy And Girl SMS Fun
Boy and Girl SMS that are flirty, funny and brings out male v/s female humor like never before. The never ending arguments, debates and pranks between boys and girls can be shared with your friends through these cute yet witty Boy and Girl SMS
A boy wantd to know the age of his girlfriend.
So he asked
Boy: dear what’s your birth date?
Girl: 4th November
Boy which year
Girl: Darling.. Every year!
A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher- Dear Boys,
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
Own And Maintain.
G I R L ‘ S
B E S T
A S S E T
H E R
‘L I E’ A B I L I T Y” Said a boy once.
When Girl cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
When Boy cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”
Best Line Said By A Boy To His Girlfriend… The day I will go on knees for another girl… is the day I will tie a Shoe lace for our Daughter.
Boy: Hey, do you like water?
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl (furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!
Boy: May I confess?
Boy: You’ve the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen?
Girl: May I confess?
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!
Boy: My girl is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh!!! my girl is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Boy: Why Do Girls Act Like Idiots ?
Boy’s Friend: Who Says They Are Acting?
Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word But Different ATTITUDE ?!!
Girl: All my life I have been saving my kisses for a man like you.
Boy: So you are ready to lose the savings of a lifetime!
Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?
Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?
Girl’s heart is like WATER,
Boy’s heart is like MOBILE
Either Water Falls On Mobile
Mobile Falls In Water,
Mobile is damaged
Girl: Tell the world that you love me.
Boy whispers – I love you!
Girl: Why did you whisper it to me?
Boy: Because you are my world!
Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling you Know, Handsome Boy Always Gets Stupid Girlfriends …
Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling …
Girls Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Boys Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken
How Do You Know
When A Girl Is About To Say Something Smart?
She Starts Her Sentence With
”This Boy Once Told Me”
If A Boy Gives A Love Letter To A Girl
People Call Him “Flirt”
But If A Girl Gives A Letter To A Boy
They Call It “Offer”
Feel The Difference.
If you help a girl when she is in problem
she will always remember you only
when she is in problem again.
Never Reject A Girl In Life Because
A Good Girl Gives You
Bad Girl Give You
Both Are Essential In Life
So Enjoy Every
Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog on Facebook..
Girl commented : “Which one
Boy replied : “The One holding you..” 😛
To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .
To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. .
WAY TO IMPRESS A GIRL:
Care for her
Sacrifice for her?
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (gameover)