Absurd SMS to make you think

Absurd SMS that are sure to bring a smile on your face with it’s witty humor and smart pun. Share these Absurd SMS with people who are bored and stressed. These SMS are sure to crack them up and enjoy a good laughter.

A Do you want

A: Do you want to hear an absurd and dirty joke? B: Yes! A: Okay, a white horse fell in the mud.

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Birdy birdy in the

Birdy birdy in the sky, dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly! Life is absurd.

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Common sense is like

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it. Absurd, isn’t it?

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Dear absurds Never hold

Dear absurds, Never hold your farts in.. They travel up through your spinal chord and reach your brain. That’s where you get all those shitty ideas from.

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DO NOT PRESS ANY

DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is an absurd Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?

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Hello I am an

Hello I am an absurd virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

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HOME is that absurd

HOME is that absurd place where your WiFi connects automatically.

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How To Keep An

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
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I can t take

I can’t take this absurd long distance relationship anymore. FRIDGE! You’re coming to my room.

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I don t love

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married an absurd millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just date another guy.

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I hate it when

I hate it when these absurd people see me at the supermarket and they are like’Hey what are you doing here?’ and I am like? ‘Oh! You know. Hunting Elephants’

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I have decided to

I have decided to add ‘Extensive Experience In Dealing With Stupid People’ to my resume. That HAS GOT to be an absurdly marketable skill.

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I just had an

I just had an absurd thought: Everything Is A Drive-Thru
You Just Have To Aim Really Fast.

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Idiot id ee it

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

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It s so simple

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something absurd and stupid to say and then don’t say it.

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Kiss me twice I

Kiss me twice. I am not absurd. I am schizophrenic.

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Linux is like a

Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an absurd apache inside…

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Man Please whisper those

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

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My wish for the

My wish for the day: May someday all you absurd people live as happily as you show on your facebook wall.

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poor adj When you

poor (adj.) When you have too much month at the end of your money.

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Roses are red violets

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one is absurd and doesn’t

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The chance of bread

The chance of bread falling on the buttered side is inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet. Isn’t that absurd?

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Those beautiful eyes that

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a wise mouth, nice smile

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You cannot achieve the

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

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