College Life SMS And Memories

College Life SMS that celebrate the spirit of wonderful college days thereby remembering fond memories of college time where students forget their worries and remember nothing but friendship and fun

A good lecture should

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject and
short enough to create interest.

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A good teacher according

A good teacher according to students is one who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10 mins Late Leave Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

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Bean Came Out of

Bean Came Out of Exam Hall Sad and Told
His Friend: “I Don’t Know The Past Tense of
“THINK” I THOUGHT and THOUGHT and finally wrote
‘THONK’!

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Benefits of EXAMS1 You

Benefits of EXAMS
1.You can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.You can complete your sleep
3.You can see your teachers being bored
who usually bore you.

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Class Room is Like

Class Room is Like a Train

1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Next Two are General coach
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Last Two Benches are in Demand.
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Because Its “SLEEPER COACH”

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College days are a

College days are a person’s finest days,
Lived in joy,
Spent in carefree ways,
Remembered with a heavy heart!

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College is for Knowledge

College is for Knowledge,
Knowledge is for Life,
Life is for Wife,
but
Wife is a knife which cuts your Life,
So never choose your Wife in a College Life.

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Dedicated to all friends

Dedicated to all friends:
so many subjects in 1 little year,
so many hands in 1 tiffin box,
so many calls on 1 birthday nights,
so many tears for 1 single fight,
so many memories in 1 single heart,
that’s ……..
A whole lifetime in just 3 years

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Do you know the

Do you know the full form of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly..

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Great students are like

Great students are like rockets..
It’s not that we always aim at the sky..
But we never start our work until our tail is on fire.

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Height of technology A

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all answers as

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and lastly he writes..
Answers are written in BAR CODE Format to Protect from Being Copied.

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Last 10 Minutes OfExam

Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers.

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Lines by college studentLove

Lines by college student
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharpen my pencil, just to see her
And then realize that,

I am holding a pen.

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Lots of smiles Smiles

Lots of smiles,
Smiles with no worries,
Awesome time spent together,
Time spent with no limit,
Lifelong relationship,
This is called college friendship,

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Midnight coffee Long chat

Midnight coffee,
Long chat,
Birthday bumps,
Bunking classes,
Crush on pals,
Fight marks,
Tears for love,
People call it college.
We call it life…

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Professor saidIf any boy

Professor said
If any boy goes to girls hostel he pays a fine
Rs 100 for 1st time
Rs 200 for 2nd and Rs 500 for 3rd

One boy asked ‘how much for monthly pass?’

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Sometimes its better to

Sometimes its better to bunk a class and have fun with friends because today when I look back
Marks never make me laugh but memories do. I love College Life!

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The Best Oops moment

The Best Oops! moment of COLLEGE Life…
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question And you Accidentally make an Eye-Contact!
Isn’t it?

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The Most Hungry Sad

The Most Hungry+Sad Moment..
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When you are Sitting In The Examination Hall, Feeling Hungry and Then The Invigilator Is Served Hot Tea With Snacks

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The only thing we

The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is..
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typing messages without looking at the phone.

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True graduation speech First

True graduation speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the Xerox machine!

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Ultimate truth of college

Ultimate truth of college life
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If a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl..
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and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl.

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We came with thefear

We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody…

But

We will all go with tears after knowing everybody…

and that’s called COLLEGE LIFE.

“COLLEGE LIFE ROCKS”

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While copying an Assignmentin

While copying an Assignment
in college life
Hey, ‘What are you writing’?

Write the word you understand
For words you don’t understand, make the similar design

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