If you are ever

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

Girl: If you try to kiss me, main shor macha dungi. Boy: Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi.

Boy And Girl Playing Ludo Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aya To I will Kiss you. Girl: Acaha. Agar 6 Aaya To? Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aya To Dubara Bari Lunga

A girl says to her boyfriend,
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One kiss and I will be yours forever.
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The guy says, thanks for the warning!

Buntu to girl: Aapki baaju wali seat khali hai? Girl: Haan, aur agar tum uspe baithe toh meri wali bhi khali ho jayegi. Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Buntu: Sure, what is your phone number?

1.Touch her waist. 2.Talk to her. 3.Share secrets. 4.Give her your jacket. 5.Kiss her slowly. 6.Hug her. 7.Hold her. 8.Laugh with her. 9.Invite her where you go

Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.