Boy to Gym coach
Boy to Gym coach:
I wanna impress this cute girl I am gonna meet in 3 days..
which macchine should I use?
Coach: Use ATM macchine outside the gym.
Coach: Apne bete se kahiye ki swimming pool main su su na kare. Mom: Wo chota hai. Coach: OK usse kahiye kum se kum diving board par khade rehkar toh na kare.
The Best Way to Impress A Girl Is to Stop Tryin to Impress Her. Tryin to Impress A Woman Has The Opposite Effect. It Makes you Look Like A Nervous Guy.
I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
Cute Proposal: Boy asks girl who is your enemy? Girl replies My worst enemy is my HEART because its mine but it beats for you.
You are mine when I dream
Without you I wanna scream
I miss you when all alone
I can only text you on my phone
Let us meet & feel divine
Kindly be my Valentine
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend: If You Dont Wanna See Me Smoking Then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy.
A management student hugs a girl.
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.