A girl was thirsty
A girl was thirsty. She saw an Alladin chirag besides her, She rubbed and ordered : JINN meri pyaas bujhao . Jin: OK Madam. Pepsi wali ya Emraan Hashmi wali?
Buntu to girl: Aapki baaju wali seat khali hai? Girl: Haan, aur agar tum uspe baithe toh meri wali bhi khali ho jayegi. Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Buntu: Sure, what is your phone number?
Banta to girl: Aapki baaju wali seat khali hai? Girl: Haan, aur agar tum uspe baithe toh meri wali bhi khali ho jayegi.
For everything you have done
And everything you have been
Thankyou for being
My Alladin Ka jinn
I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi! Buntu to girl: Maine aapko pehle bhi kisi jagah dekha hai. Girl: Haan, isiliye main us jagah ab kabhi nahi jaati.
Dosti ho college wali se, ishq larao office wali se, flirt karo paros wali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao gharwali se.
Little girl: Daddy, are you the boss? Father: Of course! Girl: But that is because Mummy put you in charge, right?
Girl: If you try to kiss me, main shor macha dungi. Boy: Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi.
Banta to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi!