A girl messaged me
A girl messaged me on Whatsapp
Please don’t put your pictures on whatsapp
I asked why?
She said – It’s difficult to wipe my lipstick marks from the phone each time.
Boy Asked a Girl: Why Do You Love A Rose Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies for You Everyday? Girl Replied: Oye Hoye English!
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks.. But marks may help you to get lot of girls.. So love your studies, not girls….
Girl’s status on facebook: Im done with this shit.. Me: Did you wipe?
A girl and a boy were standing in front of a mirror, the boy asked, what do you see? The girl smiled and said. The rest of my life?
Buntu to girl: Aapki baaju wali seat khali hai? Girl: Haan, aur agar tum uspe baithe toh meri wali bhi khali ho jayegi. Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Buntu: Sure, what is your phone number?
Girl: Jab tumko phone karo tum shave kar rahe hote ho, tum din mein kitni shave karte ho? Boy: 30 se 40. Girl: kya tum paagal ho? Boy: nahi main naayi hoon.
Some girl asked. Do you believe in coincidences?
I replied, Are you kidding? I was about to ask you the same question.
A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, “where mother is.” – Keith L. Brooks
Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY: Sure, what is your phone number??