Student Brain is like
Student Brain is like the…
Information goes in and then
It’s never found again
Q: Jo student top kare use kya kehte hain? Student Of The Year. Aur jo student fail ho jaye who? A: Student Of The Next Year.
Commerce student should face west. Arts student should face north. Science or engineering student should face east, while studying
The student who tops his class is
Student Of The Year
And the one who fails is
Student Of The Next Year
Behind every successful student, there is one girl friend. But what about a failed student? A beautiful teacher. Happy Teachers Day!
Sir to Student: Jo cheez tumhe tang yaa pareshan kare usse apne paas bhi na bhatakne do. Student: Chal fir bahar nikal.
Teacher student se: 14 Nov ko Childrens Day kyun manaya jaata hai. Student: kyun ki ye din Valentines Day ke theek 9 mahiney bad aata hai.
Sir to student: Padhaai karo varna koi tumhe job nahi dega. Student to sir: padhaai wo log karte hain jinhe job chahiye, hum to job denge.
A man’s brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women’s brain does. – Barbara de Angelis
Pappuji ko brain hemorrhage kyun nahin ho sakta.Uske likye brain toh chahiye.