Maths sir what is
Maths sir: what is a line?
A genius answerd:
A line is a dot, going for a walk!
Sir:-so what are parallel lines.?
A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend
Maths Teacher- Jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths me 100 marks aate the! Student: Han Bhai aate Honge koi acha Teacher padhata hoga.
Dear Maths Students, Please don’t try to find us, we owe your teacher money. Sincerely, X and Y.
Life Is Like Maths. Add friends, Subtract enemies, Multiply Joy, Divide Sorrows And Live Life King Size.
Maths Teacher: If you have 8 apples and you need to distribute it among 6 people how will you do it? Pappu: Simple mam, I will make a milkshake and distribute.
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions. Teacher: if 1000 kgs= ton. Then for 3000 kgs =how much? Santa- ton.ton.ton.
Q: Maths ki books hamesha pareshaan kyun rehti hain? A: Kyunki unmein problems hi problems hote hain.
Parallel lines have got so much in common. It’s a shame they will never meet.
Rajinikanth can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them.
There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. – Oscar Levant