I go to university
I go to university, to attend CLASS .
…C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000. – Leonard L. Levinson
To everyone finishing university this week, congratulations on your degree!And welcome to unemployment.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.-John Ciardi
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. Henry Kissinger
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. – Henry Kissinger
The University of Florida has an emergency plan in case of a sudden zombie attack.
Ek Santa Oxford university mein professor tha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ha ha ha ha, neeche kya dhond rahe ho, joke to upar tha.
Research at ReaEssex University discovered teenagers who never smoked, nor drank alcohol were four to six times more likely to be happier.
Scientists from Copenhagen University found that everyone with blue eyes are from the same blue eyed ancestor who lived 6-10,000 years ago.