Every student gets an
Every student gets an opportunity to sleep,
talk and chat inside class.
But some miss those beautiful moments..
Those rascals are known as.
The student who tops his class is
Student Of The Year
And the one who fails is
Student Of The Next Year
Behind every successful student, there is one girl friend. But what about a failed student? A beautiful teacher. Happy Teachers Day!
Q: Jo student top kare use kya kehte hain? Student Of The Year. Aur jo student fail ho jaye who? A: Student Of The Next Year.
A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air and said: Head, I go to sleep. tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I will study.
Commerce student should face west. Arts student should face north. Science or engineering student should face east, while studying
I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class . Because, I Always Used To Stand Outside The Class: Proud to be an Out-Standing Student.
Sir to Student: Jo cheez tumhe tang yaa pareshan kare usse apne paas bhi na bhatakne do. Student: Chal fir bahar nikal.
Teacher student se: 14 Nov ko Childrens Day kyun manaya jaata hai. Student: kyun ki ye din Valentines Day ke theek 9 mahiney bad aata hai.
Sir to student: Padhaai karo varna koi tumhe job nahi dega. Student to sir: padhaai wo log karte hain jinhe job chahiye, hum to job denge.