Boss You believe in
Boss: You believe in life after death?
Good. Because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers funeral, she stopped by to see you
Boss: Kya tum is company ke boss ho? Employee: Nahi sir. Boss: Toh bewakoofon ki tarah baat kyun kar rahe ho? Employee: Sorry sir, yeh haq toh sirf aapka hai.
Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week? Employee: To Get Married. Boss: What Stupid Woman Would Marry You? Employee: Your Daughter.
Boss: Why is it, everytime I come to your desk, I find you sleeping? Employee: Well, boss. I don’t want people to say that I do nothing.
Boss: How many female employess are there in our office? Employee: 25, sir. Boss: Ok. Get 25 Christmas cards and write on each “To the only girl I ever loved”
Employee: Boss, why have you got a sausage behind your ear? Boss: What? Oh no! I must have eaten my pen for lunch.
Boss: Tujha maranoparant chya ayushyavar vishwas aahe? Santa: Ho. Boss: Tu kaal aaji chya funeral la gela astana, ti aali hoti.
A boss put up a sign in office: I AM BOSS. It was replaced by an employee: Your wife called, she wants her sign back.
A boss put up a sign in the office: I AM THE BOSS. An employee replaced it with: Your wife called, she wants her sign back.
A boss put up a sign in office:I am boss It was replaced by an employee: Your wife called, she wants her sign back.