Old people used to
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks and
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
Too many funerals, not enough graduations, too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.
Don’t you think it’s time we stopped blaming our problems on people in our past and started blaming them on people in the future?
People who say “No, and here’s why…” need to realize that we stopped listening after the “no” part.
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I am sober. Sober people when I am drunk.
It’s been exactly a year since I stopped smoking. And 364 days since I started again.
People started shaking hands with strangers to show that neither was holding a gun.
It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.
The record for the most weddings is held by King Mogul of Siam, who had 9000 weddings and 9000 wives.
The most successful people started from NOTHING. They didnt wait for the opportunity to knock but created the opportunity on their own, worked hard and made history.