3 monkeys escaped from
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
one was caught watching tv
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this sms message.
Three monkeys escaped from zoo. 1st watching t.v., 2nd plays soccer and 3rd is…3rd is eating banana. Why do you always think yourself as a monkey.
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. – Henry James
Monkeys at the Yale University were trained to understand the monetary system. First thing Monkeys tried to buy with money was physical desires.
HOS is an escaped mental patient with a history of violence
When the body escaped mutilation, seldom did the heart go to the grave unscarred. -Virginia Woolf
Baby monkeys communicate by smacking their lips.
Black howler monkeys growl is so loud they can be heard more than 2 miles away.
Female Gelada Monkeys will spontaneously abort if they’re pregnant when a new alpha male comes into power.
You can get hurt playing football! (When asked why he never played football in his youth)